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Hot Dragon Assistant

@hotdragonassistant.bsky.social
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Hardware manager, artist. He/her pretty dykey 🏳️‍⚧️

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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 14h
Came up with my own October drawing challenge where you draw things as octopuses every day it’s called October.
Drawing of a bunny octopus that says “October” on it.
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 12h
men love it when you explain dune to them
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dull focus @dullfocus.bsky.social · 13h
It's just us, actually
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cute relationship dynamic
comic of Basil and Oregano the puppies whereas Basil asks Oregano; "Would you still love me if I exploded?" to which Basil literally explodes before Oregano can ask for clarification
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
theres a sandstone orangutan who arrives on a filigree of light and helps you to heal if you think elegant enough thoughts about him. you have to imagine him exactly perfect
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 11/02/2025
Wow @neriumstrom.bsky.social CLOCKED me here
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 26/01/2025
It’s another great day for @chuckduck365.bsky.social’s Grumbus Cuhmbus
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026
I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Victorian Urchin: Oi Mx, I worked me little fingers to the bone but got two vapes and an iphone six Me: Well done chauncey, you get an extra hour of Angry Video Game Nerd this week. Victorian Urchin: (reaching for a hidden dagger) Only an hour?
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
katie tightpussy injected me with street hrt against my will and now i look like handsome squidward
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"i've never heard of that song" you tell someone and their eyes narrow to serpentine hatred as they lean forward and hiss at you "you're just saying that for clout"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
dick got me walking like simon belmont
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cryptkeeper? I hardly know 'er
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랑래 @rang-re.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
꾸몃고 입체적임
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: Bluesky is less annoying today Wife: Are you posting less
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude that Madden trailer is awful
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They claim the perfect mixing vessel doesn't exist...
Gargoyle cat that drains from the nostril mouth
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[getting swallowed by a giant whale] are you deadass
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@pixeldailies.bsky.social #pixel_dailies #crown #pixelart
Pixel art of a small figure holding a torch in a dark cave. Behind the figure, illuminated in the torchlight, looms a huge skeleton wearing a shiny, pointed and jeweled crown.
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Chase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 22/09/2026
"borzoi" really sounds like a kind of mobile suit, doesn't it?
a digital sketch of a zaku ii that resembles a borzoi dog, because of its white coloration and elongated snout
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FTL where you show up a little while before you left but you don't meet yourself because you haven't left yet
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote a poem
The Cactus

Just out of sight on the ridge, a beacon
a beckoning, dead leaves trail
ascending, the beckon a smell
or the muttered divorce i had heard before 
i was born

Assent assured I climbed i did not
know the form it's taken, there
It's there and calls upon
The ridge, there and set back, won't be
there till nightfall, last
tawny amber

It's there and calls and its shape
smells of a kicking forward, no
decision only needs to touch and see

and forward, to the moment it's born and the killing continues, oh
And if the span of time is concave, no, I see it now, a sphere, and

It turns, and
The great eye of the time it's been alive
Fixes on all that's left of you and i
and the amber dies
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tfw you have childhood primal terror dreams of the cactus old as the earth itself that drives you mad as it kills you and then 25 years after that you hear the True Detective season 1 theme song
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 21/09/2026
[finds out Al Jourgensen is making new Ministry songs with AI now]
A crying cat holding a gun with a goth cowboy hat photoshopped on its head
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@pixeldailies.bsky.social #Plains #Pixel_Dailies gonna start posting some #pixelart !
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
Having a very “glowing red weak spot” kind of day
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does anybody wanna play Valheim on pc?
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Vapor Weyve @nymphomachy.meangirls.online · 20/09/2026
I missed my calling as a girl who runs an item store on the forty-seventh floor of a dungeon
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did stretches and my neck felt better after 1 day instead of 4-to-never, hope i learn something from this
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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"She's pretty but I hear she's had work done" Me: *turns around to reveal I've replaced my eyebrows with branches that birds can rest upon*
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sega Master System had a melancholy to its graphics the NES can't touch
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It fucks me up so much when people say thanks like ðanks instead of θanks
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ascorbic acid is a vampire cause its in vitamin
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love video games. I'm so appreciative of the developers for sharing their vision with me #sincereposting
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👑 Empress of Pulls 👑 @yerfriendmolly.undertow.cards · 16/09/2026
HELLO EVERYONE He's HOW old? WE DISCUSS: Iris Birthday, FF13, Seance of Blake Manor, Finger Problems, Zelda Remake, Mafia 3, MGS 4, Sports Betting, Supernatural Elements, Bigamy, Cop Stuff, Gun Store, Temporarily Dubious, Halloween Movies, and more! www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
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This Is A Totally Reprise Episode 59: A MGS4 Podcast — Audio Entropy
Everything is really normal on this week’s Fargo. Dot is still wacky about self defense. Sheriff Roy is still a horrible guy. Munch is 500 an immortal sin eater. Totally standard stuff.   We talk...
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never using 'arguably' you should just listen to me
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Demon's Souls' smashed Giant's archstone is an important, necessary lacuna
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell happily contemplates Garfield hentai
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026
ME: I’ve tried every kind of lotion and I still just think it’s icky. I hate feeling all slimy; it makes me feel all greasy and sticky. I just wish there were an easier way THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I didnt even know cold cuts should be heaped and folded for optimal texture I simply intuited it from first principles
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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ex luna, scientia @exluna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
beavis arriving at the eyes wide shut mansion and giving "cornholio" as the password. i think if beavis was in eyes wide shut it would... it would go a little.... a little something like that (you're close enough now to see i've got some blood on me)
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a pathetic little piss baby
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Valheim's Meadows music has a phrase in it that's an interstitial from Coronation Street and it fucks with me every time
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ex luna, scientia @exluna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my body hurts and doesnt work as well as it used to 🤩⏳⌛
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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
im putting you in the omelas hole for mispronouncing omelas
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 11/09/2026
[democrat voice] my opponents are right. i believe what they believe. i need 10 dollars
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