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@hot-bones.bsky.social
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Sh*t-poster, pot-roaster, french-toaster

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 08/09/2026
I’m powering up my friend! カメちゃん召喚しましたっ☆
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He was a squid, she was a cuttlefish, can I make it any more octopus
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Kye // Kylerfunk @kye.bsky.to · 26/04/2026
126.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never get out of the car. @theonion.com
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Newbie Star Trek @newbiestartrek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Proper Way to End a Star Trek Episode
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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merritt @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026
warhammer demon names khorne: bloodskull 'the skull' skullblood slaanesh: lusciousa, the forbidden hole tzeentch: [unpronounceable bird noises] nurgle: goopy poopmeister, fartmagus in queef
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
Mobile Suit Larry (@funkula@goblin.camp) on mastodon:

"If you need one, here's a pallet cleanser for you"

[an industrial pallet washer]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/09/2026
Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 (@MildCuthbert) on twitter: "Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain.""
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ember 🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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Fats Gordo @fatsgord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's my birthday too. Happy birthday
My milk and my birthday cake
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 23/09/2026
El Santo taught me you don't need silver to stop a werewolf, just a pure heart and the ability to repeatedly body slam werewolves.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made this film in 2021. Gizmo is dead
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
communication spell #joncarling #drawing #art
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Hot-Bones.bsky.social @hot-bones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The trashcan robot should have used real words instead of those dumb bleeps and bloops.
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Hot-Bones.bsky.social @hot-bones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m diegetic, so whenever you see me on screen it’s because I’m actually there and I can interact with all of the other characters. Don’t forget it.
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sun dogs #drawing #joncarling #ink #art #sundogs
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026
We don't know what Laika thought as she died in space. The puppy of Omelas upon whom modernity is constructed. Easier not to look. Now we're sending Liberty Bibberty 3400 meters below sea level. We think it's indestructible—an alien or just a really evolved sponge—but we're willing to take the risk.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 20/09/2026
PSA
photograph of German philosopher and writer Arthur Schopenhauer, also known as the "Philosopher of Pessimism" captioned with the spurious quote

There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid both of them.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
corporate asked you to find the differences between these two pictures
Tilcayo, the newly discovered leopard catHeater, the well-known orange baby (identical)
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rabbit daydream
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Fats Gordo @fatsgord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If we do enough linear algebra, we will build Jesus Christ. And He will be evil. So very evil
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The lazy way #drawing #art #joncarling
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Sword for Stars
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Hot-Bones.bsky.social @hot-bones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is just regular R for me. That’s just the kind of life I live.
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Hot-Bones.bsky.social @hot-bones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the most convincing evidence yet.
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The bird horse #joncarling #drawing #art
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Confrontation #drawing #art #joncarling
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Hold On, Let Me Save! | Retro & Indie Game Podcast @holdonpod.omg.lol · 09/09/2026
Hey @quest64official.bsky.social, am I doing this right?
Max from Sam & Max Hit the Road, normally holding a disconnected robot head, but instead holding a disconnected Brian head from Quest 64

The text on the left says

HEY SAM!
LOOK WHAT I 
JUST FOUND?
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Hot-Bones.bsky.social @hot-bones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Story of my life
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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TheAbbeyRoadie | Commissions Open! @theabbeyroadie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The brainrot on the dead bird app is a LOT, guys…
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🌌✨Roshan Galaxy✨🌌 | Arcade Space Cloud Vtuber @roshangalaxy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had to do this super quickly haha 🔊 Sound On
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Fred's Garage (2023 redraw)
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Hot-Bones.bsky.social @hot-bones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On our next true crime podcast, we’re investigating the infamous Radio Star killing. Was Video the real murderer? Recently discovered evidence suggests otherwise. Featuring special guest: some YouTuber who’s name you kinda recognize.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@MrDavidFisher

The Lore: "To understand the origins of the conflict between the Atrox Consortium and the Cult of Vultures, one must first understand the influence the work of Kurt Godel had on the Bretton Woods conference."

The Gameplay: "Player [BIGTITMEATTOILET] has acquired [Poop Bazooka]"
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
images of a dream
a stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...another stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...a 3rd stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In the 90s we didn't have social media. We rode our bikes outside. We listened to cassette tapes. We hung out at the bus stop. We ate cassette tapes at the bus stop. We rode to the bus stop on a cassette tape and listened to bicycles. Dont like it? Neither did I
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
the War on Dougs has been a major success and we don’t talk about it often enough
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad.
DC metro car ad: 
KALSHI RULE #4
WE
OPERATE UNDER
U.S. LAW
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