Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Harmonica-themed knuckle tats: 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖 715457
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 6hIt's called flipping you off, maybe you've bird of it. 000
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Milk puns are attractive? No whey. 1410732
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love this part of October, it's when I buy the Halloween candy that I compulsively eat all by myself so that there's enough time to buy the Halloween candy that I plan to (mostly) give out. 010
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster) 6413118
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm more of a replier than an OP which literally makes me a bottom. It took a lot out of me just to post this. 020
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026i would like go to the ruins of disneyland at least once in my life 3557
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it’s so terrible how movies like jaws glorify getting eaten by a shark 14920
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jerk Chicken is one of the most passive aggressive dishes 000
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"There's lots of crumbs in this bed" and other dirty talk in the bedroom. 010
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Been tryin to explain to my dog how different things were in the 80s. 021
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me: I don't think you know how much you mean to me. I am so happy you're in my life. Coffee maker: 03713
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pythons have up to 10,000 muscles bro and don’t even need to have leg days. 34414
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for 1148182
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh shit my reading doesn’t look good 417134
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Early Autumn" on my clangy piano. #jazzsky 031
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster 2840093
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Spread cheeks, not hate 1725365
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔDead Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I didn’t take a “vow of poverty” it just happened 218773
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I really get Spock, we are both halvsies 010
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In sports betting, the 'vig' is the name of the guy who comes around afterward to break your kneecaps 010
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm gonna be a father. I guess the post and pull out method really doesn't work. 031
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Saved up my pennies and finally got this. I hadn't fully grasped the insanity of this box until it arrived. Four 45s, each disc with about a 1/3 dedicated to run-off lol. Artwork matches the insanity, my favorite being the AK-47s, Dinosaurs and 100mg Adderall pills kaleidoscope. #jazzsky 140
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music 244129812235
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Don't waste your developer jokes on me because I won't git it. 000
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My alma mater sucks at football but at least Charlie Kirk couldn't get past our defensive line. Happy Kirkiversary. #gowolverines 010
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026According to Nixon resignation math I'm hoping we'll be back to these levels good times around the year 2033. 🤞 010
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026youtube.comLice - The Burgers (Lyrics Video)YouTube video by Glen Hogarth 000
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I usually don't give in to conspiracy theories but I swear this site prevents shitty jokes from being seen by a lot of people. 000
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Feels like Bill Evans and Jim Hall are a little too connected in this recording, like their instruments are breathing at the same moments between :40 - 2:30. They're like two feet trying to take steps forward at the same time and it always trips me out. #jazzskyyoutube.comMy Funny ValentineYouTube video by Bill Evans - Topic 050
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The thing that really offends me about the TV show "Friends" is that these MFers' favorite coffee shop couch is always available. 000
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Scented trash bags just made all fresh-smelling things trash-adjacent 000
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026But I mispronounced "chimney" as "chiminey" until I was in my 20s because of Marry Poppins. 000
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Real interview excerpt: Terry Gross: You've said that sometimes you feel like a muppet. Jason Segel: Fer Sure. 010
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You might be my bro or mate but if banned from Canada, you might be Potassium Bromate 000
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026@theonion.com's biggest competition is reality. 010
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Man walks into self-serve suit shop. SHOPKEEPER: Suit yourself. 010
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 16/08/20261. Mother-in-law’s presence makes us feel miserable 2. Mother-in-law gossips with other family members that we are miserable. 3. Our misery increases upon her next visit.static.klipy.comCircle of Life Meme: Lion King TransitionAlt: Circle of Life Meme: Lion King Transition 010
Reposted by Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Your mellow is harshing my anxiety. 38840
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I live among the people that voted him in so y’all got nothin on me 000
Honeybear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @honeybearlounge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Not that you care but in the 1941 film "Sullivan's Travels" the main character is a filmmaker who wants to make a serious film called "O Brother Where Art Thou" but after going through hardship himself, realizes that laughter is what the average joe wants. The Coens made that fantasy film a reality. 010
