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There is no Zuul, only Kevin

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Young Frankenstein (1974) @youngfrank1974.bsky.social · 5h
My grandfather’s work was doodoo!
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
‘Cuthbert the Coal Cart’ Artist: John Kenney (Tootles the Taxi, 1956)
Coleman delivers a basket of coal on his back from an anthropomorphic coal trunk on a suburban street 
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“ABC pulling the story only made it a bigger story. Certainly not what Don Jr. or the WH were going for. And ABC doesn’t look great, either. All of which underscores the need for news that is neither owned nor leveraged by this White House— a commodity vanishingly rare in today’s media environment.”
plus.briantylercohen.com
ABC News Hands Massive Gift to Trump Family
ABC pulled a critical story on Don Jr. without explanation. I think it’s clear why.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*feels a slight chill in the evening air* Ahhh it’s “it’s mid-October which is almost Thanksgiving which is basically the holidays so let’s circle back in February” season.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who's the rebooted private dick who also provides emotional support to all the chicks?
A photo of a table tennis training device called "Upgraded Flexible Shaft"
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know you want to be able to afford gas and a house and food but the best I can do is public executions
A still from Pawn Stars
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tim McVeigh killed 167 people in Oklahoma City but his name was "Tim," not "Nidal" so ...
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There is no Zuul, only Kevin @hoatzin99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love Boat parody featuring a very weird-looking Susan Dell, from yesterday's presser at the WH
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"It's crucial that people get an influenza vaccine," says Scott Hensley, a virologist at the University of Pennsylvania. "And this might be a year that people might want to get a vaccine early."
npr.org
An early flu season means it might be time to think about a flu shot
Flu season typically starts in October or November. But it looks like the flu started to pick up in September this year.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*on your ring camera at 3am* i had a dream about your dog
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Young Frankenstein (1974) @youngfrank1974.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Waaaaauggghhh!’
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Photobook Junkies @photobookjunkies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
📷 Lee Friedlander
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hereby order that we be renamed, "Super Media Outlets"
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Young Frankenstein (1974) @youngfrank1974.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Frau Blücher! (HORSES NEIGHING)
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Simon Andriesz, previously a managing director at a Wall Street firm, discovered an email chain from 2018 in which Lutnick and Epstein had discussed the prospects of a start-up business they were both involved in.“ Now he’s dead.
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Until our intern Gavin completes the blood tests, please assume all enclosures contain The Thing. Thank you for your patience.
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Young Frankenstein (1974) @youngfrank1974.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“I am the house.” - Sept 8 “I can’t control the bond market.” - Oct 3 @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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There is no Zuul, only Kevin @hoatzin99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw Seed Overload open for The Cure in 1989
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Big If True @burk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the good old days, reporters had style and whimsy.
en.wikipedia.org
Order of the Occult Hand - Wikipedia
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
David Whamond
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thinking of going on some sort of spree. Have to pick between shopping or murder.
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There is no Zuul, only Kevin @hoatzin99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So. Much. Stupid.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW AD: Are you a data center company looking to take over rural Texas? Are you a crime-loving millionaire looking to throw the FBI off your scent? Are you a child predator looking to get out of jail after just 1 day? Call 844-WHOS-KEN to hear what Ken Paxton can do for you!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My man looks like Poochie the Rockin' Tech Support
theguardian.com
Exclusive: Major Republican fundraiser winning contracts from Trump administration, emails reveal
Palmer Luckey has donated $5.9m to Republicans and bundled more, while reaping billions in Pentagon contracts
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2. Schmitt's story is part of a larger story about the Republicans defending the leader of a coup against an investigation that, as Jack Smith said, "developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
25th Amendment? We can’t even get network news to air it or even mention it. It’s a massive national media coverup to hide the fact the we have an addled president.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
News headline worh a photo of woman feeding a bear, reads: She Lived With 20 Wild Bears for 28 Years.
Then They Found Her Clean-Picked Bones. What Killed Her Is a Mystery.Photo of Detective Colombo looking confused
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Judah Grunstein @judah-grunstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think if you asked most people to hazard a guess of how many people were killed in Tigray during the 2020-2022 war, they'd come in below the actual number by an order of magnitude or more. And yet, the changes since then mean this time could end up being worse. Gift link.
worldpoliticsreview.com
Ethiopia’s Next Civil War Won’t Be Like the Last One
Accusations of foreign meddling highlight the changed landscape in the region since the end of the two-year war in Tigray in 2022.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a kind of a thing that happens when you put a fourth-tier podcaster in charge of the FBI.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEW: Tompkins County District Attorney Matthew Van Houten says his office is reopening the investigation into the 2024 gang rape of a student at a Cornell University fraternity abcnews.com/US/district-...
abcnews.com
District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Measure twice, cut once," I grunt, as I realise your legs won't fit in the freezer.
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The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 26/09/2026
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
So much for free speech.The studio releasing Alex Gibney’s new Elon Musk documentary Musk is finding itself unable to buy an ad on the biggest social platforms.YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram and Facebook owner Meta are all declining to run the trailer for Musk, along with X itself, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.That last one is perhaps understandable, given its owner. But the rejection by the other platforms has taken distributor Bleecker Street by surprise, and it is internally scrambling to understand why the ad has been rejected, according to a person familiar with the company’s processes who is not authorized to talk about them publicly.The unwillingness of platforms to accept even paid advertising is sure to raise concerns about free speech and the dwindling number of companies that control many of the platforms in this country — and ironically provide a proof-text for the very point the film is coming to make. Gibney’s doc is a four-hour look at a title character who attempts to control the conversation in various ways, including with alleged suppressions on X, which he bought in 2022.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 24/09/2026
super ingenious to bypass the supercomputer in everybody's pocket and force people to carry around additional hardware that ferrets their every fart to unregulated data brokers in a country to corrupt to pass internet privacy laws
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please remember this when Trump or anyone else from his regime talks about "waste, fraud, and abuse."
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Napeoleon Dynamite Aaron Ruell
ALT: Napeoleon Dynamite Aaron Ruell
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Anne Robbins @hincmariana.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
An ancient listing, flagged in an old cutting from the Guardian, for a job at Southeast Missouri State University, to teach philosophy and religious studies. Startlingly frank.
An old newspaper clipping, apparently from the Guardian:

ENCLOSED is an announcement of a tenure-track position in philosophy at the rank of assistant professor. We hope to fill this position rapidly... We are more interested in looking at candidates with real teaching experience than in newly minted PhD's, who might have unrealistic expectations about the possibilities for academic growth at an institution such as ours. Southeast Missouri State University is a regional university which serves students in the southeast portion of the state including St Louis.
Our students tend to be poorly prepared for college level work, intellectually passive, interested primarily in partying, and culturally provincial in the extreme. We offer a major in philosophy, but do not usually have more than two students officially declared as majors at any given time... We also offer a rellgious studies minor; most of the students who declare this minor are shocked to learn that Moses might not have written the Pentateuch and regard higher criticism as secular humanist propaganda.
The academic environment at
SEMO is distinctly non-intellectual - somewhat like a Norman Rockwell painting— and the candidate cannot expect to attract students by offering courses that assume innate curiosity about ideas and books, or intellectual playful-ness, or independence of moral and political thought.
Job advertisement written by the chairman of the Department of Philosophy at the Southeast Missouri State University
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We Need Flock Cameras
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“.. None of what we have seen and thought about Musk can fully ready us for what the filmmaker has done here — an adventurous but methodical movie grounded in the thesis that .. a dangerous huckster is stealthily aggregating power to exploit us ..” @thr.com www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 02/09/2026
dems would be well served by ditching the ambiguous "affordability" platitudes and just hammering these clowns on corruption, all day every day. That's what they did to Orban in Hungary
news.gallup.com
Record-High 89% in U.S. Say Government Corruption Widespread
Perceptions of government corruption in the U.S. hit a record high in 2026, with broad agreement across partisan lines.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This day in history. 44 BC. The first of Cicero's 14 oratories on Mark Antony: how did Antony play so much stickball with bone spurs, why did he spend so much time sailing with his scribe Natalia, why wasn't his son Baronus fighting in the war in Persia, and why was his wife living with gladiators.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026
The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If the ballroom gets built, the next President should just start knocking down the Supreme Court building one day. Throw up some cubicles in the ballroom and tell them they can work out of there until a new one is built.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The last time it was this dangerous to eat food there were no refrigerators.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Other work by the Ladybird artists ‘Escape’ (Look and Learn, 1964) Artist: Ronald Lampitt
Two children with a dog walk near a small red combine harvester at work. Just a few  yards away from the harvester a rabbit (or is it a hare?) darts out from the wheat and runs for cover
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My crusade notches another victory
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