Reposted by nickWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise" 4463124
Reposted by nickRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 8hIf I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else 496826693
Reposted by nickweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106702528
Reposted by nickAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map. 9352453243
Reposted by nickPrincess Space Catt 💙 @spacecatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026First they came for the trans people.. And I absolutely spoke the fuck out because the playbook was obvioustheguardian.comNHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessmentsPatient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses 224794
Reposted by nickChris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I get really annoyed seeing so many people say "Since everyone uses AI to write papers..." or "Referee reports now are just written by AI..." Look: Everything I have written has, for better or worse, been my own writing. Don't project your cynical expectations on my work. Seriously, screw gen-AI. 1454195
Reposted by nickDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 22/09/2026Stupid globalist United Nations. 1236961
Reposted by nickAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't know how to explain it, but orcs aren't real. Obviously, I don't believe in goblins and elves, but I REALLY don't believe in orcs. They're just something that was invented by a famous fantasy writer, like transphobia. 3038547
Reposted by nickDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/09/2026It's 2026 and the US President is bragging about an almost certainly inaginary deal to buy potash from a Russian vassal state because Canada refuses to become a US one. 529467
Reposted by nickSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191043854
Reposted by nick🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river 2523163
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Once every decade I’m duped into trying to learn the guitar, and every single time I realise guitarists are freaks whose fingers twist in completely unnatural ways. 000
Reposted by nickXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2116753288
Reposted by nick 🤦♂️ @streamedhams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ai is dangerous not because it is gonna turn into the terminator like elon etc say it’s because it allows under qualified people like elon etc. to make even more bad decisions faster with more confidence 15819
Reposted by nickPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights 493558357
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“summer is always hot, dumb libs” yeah, sure, you climate-denier fuckwanker, 40 degrees Celsius is totally normal, absolutely, but cooking in my summer clothes and applying sunscreen every 2 hours in mid-September cannot possibly be called anything but unholy. 000
Reposted by nickMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6246841587
Reposted by nickChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out. 71392215
Reposted by nickBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So literally "Allahu akbar," only in English 964321609
Reposted by nickAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia. 5953724513392
Reposted by nickMarc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I would like to amputate 10% of Jared Kushner. If he wanted to concede those bits of his anatomy, then we could have a deal tomorrow. But right now he does not want to do that. 04710
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026After finally binge watching all of Westworld, even season 3, I can now confirm that Stubbs is the tragic hero of the story and everyone else is a total cunt. 000
Reposted by nickSir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Are there downsides to AI? Yes. But there are even more positives: CONS -Makes everything more expensive -Will kill us all PROS -AI is easy to spell -Summarises texts for some reason -We were all going to die sometime anyway See? 3 pros and only 2 cons. Hopefully this assuages everyone's concerns 219619
Reposted by nickKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/09/2026AI companies: This technology we’re developing is dangerous and might destroy humanity and we don’t know how to stop it Other people: So we should strictly regulate it, create legislative guard rails, and monitor its development? AI companies: lol no the opposite of all that & give us more money 512310633
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It was totally worth all that money to get my hands on the prettiest dice in the whole wide world (there was also some Discworld RPG in the box, but CRYSTAL DICE) 010
Reposted by nicktunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 426174343862
Reposted by nickDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 07/09/2026Yelling "stop the boats!" as I charge in to rob this NatWest at gun point so that I can later call the Home Secretary as a character witness and the BBC will spend two weeks telling all my potential future jurors how legitimate my concerns were. 242673684
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026god i love reading linkedin "our daily stand-ups were too long, so we created an app where devs have to write down their current progress every day before the stand-up" so instead of dealing with shit leadership, you inserted an app in the middle and saved absolutely zero time, congrats. 100
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ah, the excruciating feeling, when you get to say a really good pun, but your colleagues speak English as a second language so nobody gets it 000
Reposted by nickEugene Lim @tukohbin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026As a computational physicist I am a big proponent of open science : your codes are your equations and if you don’t show your work it’s a black box and I without to my trust until somebody replicate your results. LLM is beginning to feel like a black box within a black box. 615412
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Had I known how deadly a weapon it is to be caught up with One Piece and know all the spoilers, I would’ve read the damned thing a decade ago. Nobody dares cross me, unless they want to be spoiled all the way to laugh tale.static.klipy.comOne Piece: Gol D. Roger's Iconic LaughAlt: he laughed 100
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How I feel during every single mandatory camera teams meeting:static.klipy.comWestworld: I'm in a Dream QuoteAlt: Dolores sitting downstairs, staring with empty eyes 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have six mosquito bites on my ankles and I had to put on shoes and walk on them, so the only reason I haven’t chewed them off is that my face can’t reach my feet thank the gods 010
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The feeling when it’s Friday and you need to rush to the doctor with urgent issue but they put a mandatory meeting in your calendar where your presence makes no sense 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026People at work said, "ah the winters are ghastly here, there's nothing to do, yeah", and for fuck's sake, people, we've just barely survived a catastrophically hot and rainless summer, food prices are surging because of the never-ending drought, and I haven't been able to exist outside for a month 100
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm definitely making a tradition of watching Inception every 10 years, because I had absolutely zero recollection of it apart from the last scene, and it was just as much a banger for the second time. 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026nothing shows the replacement of the population in my hometown from rural everybody-knows-everyone townsfolk to rich city people, than the google reviews of the abandoned cemetery consisting solely of people wondering why it’s there and why it’s unmaintained… it used to be a fact known by all. 000
Reposted by nickMicah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…" 362249671
Reposted by nickMicah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it 18117074200
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The time has come: I had to buy a pill box. I am officially old as fuck.static.klipy.comBilbo's Heartfelt Confession to GandalfALT: Bilbo's Heartfelt Confession to Gandalf 000
Reposted by nickEvan Hadfield @evanhadfield.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Russia relied on looking strong, popped their own bubble in Ukraine Britain relied on looking smart and politically savvy, popped their own bubble with Brexit American relied on being a militarily and economically unstoppable maritime empire, popped multiple bubbles in Iran 0164
Reposted by nickKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/08/2026So many of these folks are like “ooo we’re daring free-thinking mavericks” and it’s like nah man you’re just super racist 302173286
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Serious question: were all the people who generate these AI pictures raised in a cavern underground with absolutely no literature or visual arts, staring at a blank wall for decades and getting beaten up whenever they tried to use their imagination - or do they just absolutely fucking suck at art? 010
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