nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 4hto be fair, i’m still surprised he’s not selling weapons to both sides. 010
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 5hIt’s sheer hard unappreciated work, you know. youtu.be/YQYtnkvMtL4?...youtu.beThe Budger | SNL UKYouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 10h'Carson also said they planned to go for a walk in the woods to get away from the phone calls and “hear the quiet.”' please adopt me 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 13hJoin me next week as I add pumpkin to Cornish pasty, hot cocoa and my toothpaste. 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 13hHumanity: but hlorrithi, aren’t you taking your autumn pumpkin obsession too far this year? Me, glancing up from my pumpkin spice latte, my pumpkin pear cobbler and the beef and stout stew where I replaced the potatoes with pumpkin, laughing like a mad scientist: NEVER 100
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026whilst in reality, he and his cronies now insist we must work twice as efficiently as before, because otherwise we’re not “ai-native” enough (a term suspiciously similar to “cloud-native”, which really just stands for “it’s utter shite but it runs on kubernetes”) 020
Reposted by nickGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 801202424533
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The cardiologist says I’m young. The laryngologist says I’m old. But all I really care about is that the cashiers have stopped asking for my ID altogether a few years back, so I’m definitely fucking ancient. 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My nan used to say I'll be free to eat all the raw dough I want once I grow up and bake on my own; so I'm pleased to report to her in the great beyond that I have absolutely no regrets about this indigestion I'm having. 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’ll also have to operate a meat grinder and an oven this evening, so that’s gonna be an absolute party 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Accidentally mixed up my medication and took my sleeping pill this morning, so I’m currently still dead after two coffees and looking very much forward to not sleeping all night. 100
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026With that said, I still love the Colin Morgan rendition of Rincewind novels. 010
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's fairly obvious in retrospect, but I've come to realise the books he had typed himself are a must to read "normally", otherwise half of it goes right past you. But all those later books he had dictated are basically stream of consciousness and as such, much better as audiobooks. 150
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ah, NFTs were generally laughed at in the office. The crypto hype had indeed been strong at first, now a few gen x engineers mine it & 20-year-olds try to get rich through it, that’s all. But nowadays, arguing with colleagues about their AI addiction is exactly like arguing with a JW about religion. 030
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026to my experience, most people are either close to or are actually functionally illiterate. yes, even the ones with uni degrees. whenever they accidentally manage to read between the lines, let it be literature, media or an error stack, they behave as if they'd just solved a difficult puzzle. 030
Reposted by nickStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?” 6857791249
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Mind-boggingly, this is the first massive internet scam most art students see through and most engineers don't. 1141
Reposted by nickPOSIWID 🇵🇸🏴 @posiwidowmaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I might get AI to play DnD for me so I can free up some more time to worry needlessly and have no fun. 43567
Reposted by nickMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base 2526416907
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Glancing at today's facebook comments on the french student riots, it seems now even people with white skin BUT brown hair are classified as african/arabic migrants, so I guess I should embrace my new identity as an african... 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He should make it a roundtable between themselves, the Tate brothers, Prince Andrew and Josef Fritzl, to properly cover all opinions on the issue. 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you get to name J after your favourite book, I insist to name J after the song Hey Jude. It's only fair. 020
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026funny, how Americans get to buy the ESA plushie, but it's unavailable in the EU... 010
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also, as for pastry, the Cornish pasty dough is perfect for random combinations of juicy meat and vegetables. For example, my mother's favourite version contains sweet potato instead of swede. I've even seen a cheesy version in a shop. 010
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love making ragout out of random vegetables and cheeses, with butter-fried gnocchi. It's easy, there are infinite choices and no risks, and I never make the same dish twice. My latest combo was pumpkin+mushroom+gorgonzola. I also like älplermagronen, it's done in 30 minutes and tastes delicious. 110
Reposted by nickWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise" 6498140
Reposted by nickRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else 568410844
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026nekem is gyanus, hogy azert oket szedtek elo, mert ok tenyleg egyertelmuen a “miert nincs bilincsben apr13 ota” kategoria, de eleg kis halak, szoval amig meg haveri az ugyeszseg, megprobaljak rajukkenni es elsikalni a feljebb vezeto szalakat. de medi a szakertoje a temanak, neki elhiszek barmit :D 100
Reposted by nickweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107252532
Reposted by nickAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map. 9653103277
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ez az en csaladomban forditva volt, ok fazosak, en viking vagyok, ok meg folyton vegzaltak, hogy vegyek mar fel kabatot, mert ok faznak, ha ramneznek :D 000
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can’t possibly imagine a scenario where I, an adult person would proudly admit to not knowing my own home address. And yet people trust this man with an insane amounts of money. 0100
Reposted by nickPrincess Space Catt 💙 @spacecatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026First they came for the trans people.. And I absolutely spoke the fuck out because the playbook was obvioustheguardian.comNHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessmentsPatient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses 224794
Reposted by nickChris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I get really annoyed seeing so many people say "Since everyone uses AI to write papers..." or "Referee reports now are just written by AI..." Look: Everything I have written has, for better or worse, been my own writing. Don't project your cynical expectations on my work. Seriously, screw gen-AI. 1454194
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026he’s exactly the sort of bloke who can’t tell a chinese from a native american, cos they all look foreign, isn’t he? 000
Reposted by nickDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 22/09/2026Stupid globalist United Nations. 1237162
Reposted by nickAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't know how to explain it, but orcs aren't real. Obviously, I don't believe in goblins and elves, but I REALLY don't believe in orcs. They're just something that was invented by a famous fantasy writer, like transphobia. 3038747
nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A decade ago, in an internet argument about the Swedish rape charges against Julian Assange, a bloke tried to convince me with a very earnest "would you think it fair if YOU were arrested just for shagging your OWN sleeping girlfriend?" and I said, YES, very much, please, can we have that? 000
Reposted by nickDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/09/2026It's 2026 and the US President is bragging about an almost certainly inaginary deal to buy potash from a Russian vassal state because Canada refuses to become a US one. 529467
Reposted by nickSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191503869
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