Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I do wonder what'd happen if you played along with a scam texter, tho. "Isnt this Rita from Canada? We were going to go horseback riding" "OHH OF COURSE silly me I didnt recognize your number! How's Joseph" (etc) I won't bc they're being trafficked but Im curious what'd happen with a flipped script 150
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Have started replying to scam texts with "I'm so sorry about your situation, I hope you escape soon" They never reply to that message but I hope it gives them a little strength 0150
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Lovemaxxing. Joypilled. I love being queer, I love queer people, I love the communities of many shades of love we all create together. There is truly no more beautiful thing in existence than our capacity as living beings to care for one another. 1346
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Weird moonflower in the yard 29885164
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyBOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026THE HOBBIT & THE LORD OF THE RINGS Digitals available on Inprnt. www.inprnt.com/gallery/brucemackay 2457141
Reposted by Hey! Monster Boybinary sunrise @clarascintilla.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Fossils 1543431363
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026When they say choosing love over fear is the radical thing to do they're absolutely correct. And it's terrifying to do, choosing the good of us all over our comfort and safety. But if enough of us choose to do that then beautiful things start to happen. A better world is possible. We CAN do it 1302
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The nice thing about existing is that at any point you can choose to act in kinder, more compassionate, more loving ways 04715
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A helpful note to whoever needs to hear it: Comfortableness / comfortability = comfort Uncomfortableness / uncomfortability = discomfort Symbology = symbolism Thank you for coming to my TED talk 3201
Reposted by Hey! Monster Boyjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026early on in my transition before there were any noticable changes from HRT, i explained to one of my gamer friends that being on estrogen felt like getting the right drivers installed on a gaming PC. it actually made him understand super well and he said it was a good metaphor 343753747
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The thing is that whatever we could-have-should-have-would-have done, there's only ever Right Now. So, I dunno, make a change if you want. Or don't. But if you do, there's always Right Now to do it. 1163
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyDieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If youre canadian, please sign this shit. Its a petition against AI data centers, something the current Carney govt has a massive boaner for 4602611
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I wish Pride happened once a quarter tbh. What a fantastic time. I love being queer and I love my fellow queer family 1250
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026You know that completely unexpected good news feeling? 28211
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyChaotic Washbear 🏳️⚧️ @bunlikeschaos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Would u rather have your sense of smell be through your eyes or through your fingers? 331
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Currently seeking unhinged WOULD YOU RATHER questions. Not like, gross ones or mean ones. Just fuckin weird ones. HIT ME WITH ALL U GOT 140
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyHampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"sure is quiet at work today" - man who forgot to open outlook 1433
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyKym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish 701754609
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/06/2026It’s okay if you can’t blend in with everyone. Because your own unique path is the most beautiful one🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Cherish the parts of you that are different from others. Let’s treasure those differences and keep moving forward. Your world is shining with beautiful, vibrant colors🌈 303324797
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Thinking about it this way makes me wonder... what even IS an introvert? Is introversion vs extroversion real? Because EVERY introvert I've EVER known has been somewhere on the Au/DHD spectrum :| 9311
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026.......Incredible brainwave just now: What if I'm NOT an introvert? What if I'm just somebody with AuDHD and I get overstimulated/overwhelmed in environments that are loud, busy, or unfamiliar? 🤯 4340
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Learning the differences between cis-gay-dude club etiquette and not-cis-dude-queer club etiquette the last couple days has been WILD let me tell you 2260
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Binged through the whole of this comic recently and y'all should too, it's a delight 16611
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyGil the Dragon @gildedragon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Have you ever considered the experience of that unknown Spaniard who saw a chili pepper & became the first European to try a hot pepper. I feel some pity for that man who probably thought he was having some sort of sweet berry & who then felt as if his mouth was on fire & surely thought he was dying 1123
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyAndrew Wyeth @andrewwyeth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Wind from the Sea www.wikiart.org/en/andrew-wyeth/win… 0237
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Pursuant to a conversation wherein my excellent sister @metuiteme.bsky.social described me as having flowers growing out of my head 06814
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I wonder if sunlight tastes good to plants on account of they make sugar out of it 2160
Reposted by Hey! Monster Boy· 𝕸𝖚𝖈𝖈𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖎 · COMM RESEARCH @muccegai.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Cmon folks we need a neo arts and crafts movement for yesterday 3245
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The self control it takes to not spit acid at a liar continuing their bald faced lies. Oh my god. I deserve a fucking cookie for just blocking instead. 3471
Reposted by Hey! Monster Boy10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/06/2026idk bro maybe this shit was esoteric for a reason 417423
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026(Not my art) This image got me thinking today. It feels pretty hard to even remember how I'm doing better than last summer. (Tho at least I know I'm not doing worse.) Sometimes I guess healing isn't made of big trackable achivements so much as it's about coming to know yourself in different ways. 3335
Reposted by Hey! Monster Boyelicia @elicia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"What if someone doesn't like what I made?" Ok but what if someone likes it. 1279115
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The existence of Hemingway implies the existence of Hawingway, send post 58128
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyCLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Found the part of Proust where he's like "and a lot of closeted gay men seem to date women who are... men???" Starts with realizing bisexuals exist, goes straight to throuples and pegging, and then heads in a whole T4T direction. All our weird queer relationships have been around forever. 04712
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Sometimes the day really is just beautiful, innit 0280
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026When Bruce Lee said be like water he meant be full of whales and weird nightmarish deep sea fish. 713035
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I don't know a damn thing about plastics or material science or any of this but still this sounds REALLY EXCITING 16321
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyChapps @chapps.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Art of the ancient Americas may not be your thing, but you have to love this earthenware crab vessel. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. 🦀 This is going into our imaginary museum replica store, pronto. #LACMA Colombia, Calima style, Ilama period, ca. 1500 BCE-100 CE. 🏺 1/ 📸 me 7545831295
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance 602390595
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026NEW SHIRT DESIGN 🎉 Are you a goth with Feelings™️? Yeah me too, so I made this. Put it on your chest if you want, that's what I'm gonna do 8) The Latin means "Let us live and love." Shop link here if you're so inclined: www.teepublic.com/user/heymons... 23517
Reposted by Hey! Monster BoyRiley Black 🏳️⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If you’ve been wanting a paperback copy of When the Earth Was Green to throw in your pack, take on a hike, get some sand or leaves between, it’s coming out May 5th! 🌱bookshop.orgWhen the Earth Was Green: Plants, Animals, and Evolution's Greatest RomancePlants, Animals, and Evolution's Greatest Romance 1265
Reposted by Hey! Monster Boysnargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 18/04/2026me (being stolen): hey, what do you take me for? 0259
Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Anybody else noticing things going a little nutso around the big seasonal tent poles of the year (equinoxes/solstices)? Starting to think they have a similar effect to full moons but just more drawn-out. 0100