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Hey! Monster Boy

@heymonsterboy.bsky.social
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Ezekiel Strange ✨ He/Him ✨ Queer ✨ Live, learn, do better Designer, Illustrator, Thaumaturgist Living at the crossroads of the eerie, whimsical, and weird

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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I do wonder what'd happen if you played along with a scam texter, tho. "Isnt this Rita from Canada? We were going to go horseback riding" "OHH OF COURSE silly me I didnt recognize your number! How's Joseph" (etc) I won't bc they're being trafficked but Im curious what'd happen with a flipped script
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Have started replying to scam texts with "I'm so sorry about your situation, I hope you escape soon" They never reply to that message but I hope it gives them a little strength
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lovemaxxing. Joypilled. I love being queer, I love queer people, I love the communities of many shades of love we all create together. There is truly no more beautiful thing in existence than our capacity as living beings to care for one another.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Weird moonflower in the yard
Photo of a moonflower with a hand painted hand made eyeball placed gently inside. One ant is on one petal of the flower. Also the flower was fine after I was very gentle
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
THE HOBBIT & THE LORD OF THE RINGS Digitals available on Inprnt. www.inprnt.com/gallery/brucemackay
Illustrated print of The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien. Green circular scene framed with red trees. Many details. White text.Illustrated print of The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Green circular scene framed with red trees. Many details. White text.
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binary sunrise @clarascintilla.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fossils
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When they say choosing love over fear is the radical thing to do they're absolutely correct. And it's terrifying to do, choosing the good of us all over our comfort and safety. But if enough of us choose to do that then beautiful things start to happen. A better world is possible. We CAN do it
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The nice thing about existing is that at any point you can choose to act in kinder, more compassionate, more loving ways
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A helpful note to whoever needs to hear it: Comfortableness / comfortability = comfort Uncomfortableness / uncomfortability = discomfort Symbology = symbolism Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
early on in my transition before there were any noticable changes from HRT, i explained to one of my gamer friends that being on estrogen felt like getting the right drivers installed on a gaming PC. it actually made him understand super well and he said it was a good metaphor
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Get out of my head Charles
A drawing of MonsterBoy, looking annoyed and exasperated, opening his head to reveal a bright pink collection of blooming flowers and sparkles where his brain should be. His speech bubble says "ah not this again"A drawing of MonsterBoy looking frustrated and determined with one eye closed, whacking one ear repeatedly and making pink flowers shoot out of the other ear like he is smacking the last bit of ketchup out of a bottle. His grumpy speech bubble says "cmon I have things to do"
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The thing is that whatever we could-have-should-have-would-have done, there's only ever Right Now. So, I dunno, make a change if you want. Or don't. But if you do, there's always Right Now to do it.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If youre canadian, please sign this shit. Its a petition against AI data centers, something the current Carney govt has a massive boaner for
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I wish Pride happened once a quarter tbh. What a fantastic time. I love being queer and I love my fellow queer family
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You know that completely unexpected good news feeling?
Two images of Monster Boy sitting with his arms propped on his knees. In the first image, he is staring blankly into the distance looking a bit shell shocked, saying "huh." In the second image, his expression has stretched into a big smile and he is saying "...huh!"
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Chaotic Washbear 🏳️‍⚧️ @bunlikeschaos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Would u rather have your sense of smell be through your eyes or through your fingers?
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Currently seeking unhinged WOULD YOU RATHER questions. Not like, gross ones or mean ones. Just fuckin weird ones. HIT ME WITH ALL U GOT
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"sure is quiet at work today" - man who forgot to open outlook
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish
Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
flowchart image

Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/06/2026
It’s okay if you can’t blend in with everyone. Because your own unique path is the most beautiful one🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Cherish the parts of you that are different from others. Let’s treasure those differences and keep moving forward. Your world is shining with beautiful, vibrant colors🌈
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Thinking about it this way makes me wonder... what even IS an introvert? Is introversion vs extroversion real? Because EVERY introvert I've EVER known has been somewhere on the Au/DHD spectrum :|
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
.......Incredible brainwave just now: What if I'm NOT an introvert? What if I'm just somebody with AuDHD and I get overstimulated/overwhelmed in environments that are loud, busy, or unfamiliar? 🤯
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Learning the differences between cis-gay-dude club etiquette and not-cis-dude-queer club etiquette the last couple days has been WILD let me tell you
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Binged through the whole of this comic recently and y'all should too, it's a delight
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Gil the Dragon @gildedragon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Have you ever considered the experience of that unknown Spaniard who saw a chili pepper & became the first European to try a hot pepper. I feel some pity for that man who probably thought he was having some sort of sweet berry & who then felt as if his mouth was on fire & surely thought he was dying
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Andrew Wyeth @andrewwyeth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wind from the Sea www.wikiart.org/en/andrew-wyeth/win…
Wind from the Sea
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Pursuant to a conversation wherein my excellent sister @metuiteme.bsky.social described me as having flowers growing out of my head
A drawing of MonsterBoy sitting in lotus position with little yellow flowers peeking out of his hair.
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I wonder if sunlight tastes good to plants on account of they make sugar out of it
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· 𝕸𝖚𝖈𝖈𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖎 · COMM RESEARCH @muccegai.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Cmon folks we need a neo arts and crafts movement for yesterday
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The self control it takes to not spit acid at a liar continuing their bald faced lies. Oh my god. I deserve a fucking cookie for just blocking instead.
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
idk bro maybe this shit was esoteric for a reason
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
(Not my art) This image got me thinking today. It feels pretty hard to even remember how I'm doing better than last summer. (Tho at least I know I'm not doing worse.) Sometimes I guess healing isn't made of big trackable achivements so much as it's about coming to know yourself in different ways.
An image of flowers and butterflies blooming along a fence and pergola. Text reads, "look how much you've grown since last June"
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elicia @elicia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"What if someone doesn't like what I made?" Ok but what if someone likes it.
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The existence of Hemingway implies the existence of Hawingway, send post
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Found the part of Proust where he's like "and a lot of closeted gay men seem to date women who are... men???" Starts with realizing bisexuals exist, goes straight to throuples and pegging, and then heads in a whole T4T direction. All our weird queer relationships have been around forever.
For [the second type of queer man] women are not entirely excluded as they are for the former sort, in relation to whom women have no existence apart from conversation, flirtation, intellectual loves. But the second sort seek out those women who love other women, who can procure for them a young man, enhance the pleasure they experience in his company; better still, they can, in the same fashion, take with such women the same pleasure as with a man.For, in their relations with women, they play, for the woman who loves her own sex, the part of another woman, and she offers them at the same time more or less what they find in other men, so that the jealous friend suffers from the feeling that the man he loves is riveted to the woman who is to him almost a man, and at the same time feels his beloved almost escape him because, to these women, he is something which the lover himself cannot conceive, a sort of woman.
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sometimes the day really is just beautiful, innit
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
When Bruce Lee said be like water he meant be full of whales and weird nightmarish deep sea fish.
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pebbles @pebble1250.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Rich Douek @rdouek.com · 11/05/2026
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't know a damn thing about plastics or material science or any of this but still this sounds REALLY EXCITING
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Chapps @chapps.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Art of the ancient Americas may not be your thing, but you have to love this earthenware crab vessel. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. 🦀 This is going into our imaginary museum replica store, pronto. #LACMA Colombia, Calima style, Ilama period, ca. 1500 BCE-100 CE. 🏺 1/ 📸 me
Earthenware crab vessel with two spouts flanking a round handle on its back. It's painted a reddish-orange color and its stumpy claws are closed in front of its cute little face. It's standing up on its six non-claw legs, which are also stumpy. Insanely adorable.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
NEW SHIRT DESIGN 🎉 Are you a goth with Feelings™️? Yeah me too, so I made this. Put it on your chest if you want, that's what I'm gonna do 8) The Latin means "Let us live and love." Shop link here if you're so inclined: www.teepublic.com/user/heymons...
A shirt design of two skeletons standing together holding hands and leaning their foreheads against one another. An anatomical heart is overlaid on them in red. Serif text reads: "Vivamus atque amemus."
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If you’ve been wanting a paperback copy of When the Earth Was Green to throw in your pack, take on a hike, get some sand or leaves between, it’s coming out May 5th! 🌱
bookshop.org
When the Earth Was Green: Plants, Animals, and Evolution's Greatest Romance
Plants, Animals, and Evolution's Greatest Romance
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
me (being stolen): hey, what do you take me for?
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Anybody else noticing things going a little nutso around the big seasonal tent poles of the year (equinoxes/solstices)? Starting to think they have a similar effect to full moons but just more drawn-out.
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