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Amelinda Bérubé

@metuiteme.bsky.social
5.9K followers 2K following 14K posts

Writer, editor, terrifying bog witch, werewolf of productivity 💀🍁 Ottawa, she/her Three spooky YA books on shelves now! Latest: THE ONES WHO COME BACK HUNGRY Writing romantasy as Elise Saint-Séverin 💃 Rep: Jacqui Lipton

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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 4m
WELL I went to Cdn Tire, planted a few plants, dug up some heinous fake potatoes, and tore out a bunch of dead shrub branches, so I'll call that adequate ...and now I'm gonna write some more 💀
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 2h
I'm doing a challenge called Screamtober where I scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 2h
doing the 40K dance 💃💃💃💃
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 7h
Everybody loves a Loup dog ❤️ poor guy is so scraggly lately I worry he'll be cold - he doesn't seem to mind being under the blanket
A woolly husky mix snoozing under a blanket while a tan and white heeler mix licks his face
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 8h
It's the weekend. I am ahead on my words. It's beautiful outside. I should do something other than hermit and write and eat junk food. but I DON'T WANNA
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 8h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula In the spirit of Marketing™️
Front cover for The Ones Who Come Back Hungry by Amelinda Berube
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 9h
Ooh raising the flag for poetry buddies @amazonsyren.bsky.social and @helendestroy.bsky.social
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 9h
Good morning it is a day ending in Y and I have been suckered into buying another too expensive geeky Tshirt online, goddammit
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's why we need experts. 😉
A post and reply, screenshot from Threads:

A user publishes the drawing of a pick-up truck with a massive magnet attached to it's front. On the back of the pick-up, there's an arm that reaches over the car and  holds another magnet in front of the first one. The post says: "I want a magnet powered daily driver."

Volkswagen replied to this post and said: "We sent this to the engineering department and they blocked us on Teams."
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ICYMI! 🔥🔥🔥 ***cackling forever***
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Results of encouraging a Visiting Doggo Butt to come sit with me, oof
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Patrick Johanneson 🚀👻 🇨🇦 @patrickjohanneson.com · 01/10/2026
found our new religion
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Continuing to be struck by the pull of Tolkien references when it comes to oil - so many people talk about the tar sands being like Mordor
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LMAOOOOOOOO My husband's comment: Yeah, wait for the sequel, written by yours truly, "I was cucked by Mothman"
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
***cackling*** Are you guys ready for this??? I have a poem in @strangehorizons.bsky.social and it is called - ahem - "Why you fucked Mothman" strangehorizons.com/wordpress/po...
strangehorizons.com
Why you fucked Mothman
his wildfire eyes saw the world burning and he could do nothing but tell you
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man I feel like hell! I should not think about anything because I am under the weather! but everything looks like hopeless garbage, especially writing, and why do I even bother! I guess I'll go clean up and listen to somebody else's book for a while? ugh
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
STILL IN THE RUNNING BY GOD I usually make it into room temps in the 50s before I cave (never figured out how to switch the house thermostat to Celsius and now I think of room temp in F, it's tragic) but then I would keep the house at 65 max year round if I could, so
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MAN I feel lousy today, time for a nap in a sunbeam with a doggo
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
17yo went to Rocky Horror Picture Show last night in the tradition of our freaky geeky people and came home with lipstick Vs on her face and singing Sweet Transvestite Seems safe to declare it was a hit lol
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TheBookshop.ie @thebookshopie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apples sweeten in the dark... From the late Eavan Boland, for anyone who's ever walked a suburban street on an autumn evening.
Eavan Boland's poem - This Moment
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
aaaand ONCE AGAIN it is 1am, SELF, WHY
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Picard management tip: If you've recently turned into a monster, go take a vacation.
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had to drive a kid this morning but ahhhh what better way to start the day than a bit of Belting It In The Car Karaoke 😎 I hope any passing fellow commuters who happened to notice my extrëmly dramatic I Dreamed A Dream face were entertained
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Continuing to reread Lois McMaster Bujold's Vorkosigan books by audio and chortling in delight - godDAMN she's good I have long held Miles Vorkosigan to be the most lovable hero in SF but also the author's delight in language is **palpable** in the writing, she is downright frolicking in the words
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ahahahahaaaa never mind the problem is clearly that today has been hexed, maybe I should go back to bed and start over 💣
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
UGH remembering today why I so rarely attempt to learn a physical skill, i.e. because whatever proprioception-related feedback loop actually results in me feeling what I'm doing wrong and adjusting it is BUSTED AND CLUELESS and as a result the effort makes me feel SO DUMB
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sooo I totally cheated on my no writing resolution this weekend 🫠 and thereby got to 34K! BUT I did other stuff TOO Made solid inroads on the heinous non-potatoes in the back garden for example!! It will continue to be pleasantly cool out this week, SO I will fix their wagon yet 💪💪💪
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GUYS GUYS GUYS I have a POEM being published in a week's time and I am positively chortling with delight JUST YOU WAIT
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had a dream that an old teacher said I should do another MA and I spent the rest of the dream wandering around my alma mater and being verrrry tempted by the idea ...wtf was that, brain
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 15/09/2026
lol Colin Firth looking like an unhappily resurrected cadaver in every scene is so funny
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And now my brain is like "ooh can we do some writing now??" WHY AM I TEMPTED. NO. LEAVE ITTTTTTTTT ...but also maybe I could do some writing now???
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Things I have done so far today instead of writing, because I told myself I was NOT WRITING THROUGH THE WEEKEND AGAIN: * laundry * botched some embroidery * poked at Content for IG, ugh * spent 2-3h in the garden filling 5 yard waste bags with heinous non-potato vines and other plantae non gratae
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Megan M. Davies-Ostrom *Pre-order RISE FROM THESE DARK WATERS* @mmdaviesostrom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd love to see @metuiteme.bsky.social's gorgeous and evocative YA horror getting more attention, particularly The Ones Who Come Back Hungry. The golden child meets vampirism in this devastating story of loss, grief, and family dynamics that keep doing harm long past death.
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why in god's name am I reading headlines involving chemtrails in THIS THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026, that is a 25 YEAR OLD MEME, HOW IS IT STILL WALKING THE INTERNETS I remember reading about this conspiracy theory in 2001 and it was absurd on its face then for the SAME DAMN REASONS
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
20yo me would probably be mostly pleased BUT ALSO kinda bummed that it took us so flippin long, moderately appalled by our ongoing failure to have our domestic shit together, and intimidated by how non permanent the state of having "made it" is
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On track to hit 36K a FULL TWO WEEKS AHEAD, having charged through another 3k day, what is HAPPENING It is altogether possible that I have rambled absurdly and will need to cut back But THAT is a problem for FUTURE ME
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Result of spending the weekend writing is that at midweek my brain is tired and the house is a disaster WHEN will I LEARN so I should spend today tackling the house instead of writing, I am well ahead anyway but I don't WANNA
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Because air travel hasn't gotten shitty enough already I guess? ffffffff
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A Very Good Hoss and the rider he is very patient with
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Found some random cat toys in among the basement stuff and, welp
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Self, the remaining 75 min before we have to go somewhere is not enough time to start writing, if you start writing now we WILL be late
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RRRRRAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH BEHOLD, all the puzzles in one cabinet, all the games in another!!! ALSO the media machines are all hooked up, the project room is slowly creeping closer to usable again, C's workstation is off the dining room table, and there is STILL ONE CABINET EMPTY
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ΘCCULTIC ΔCID 🌲 @acidicoccultism.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
pondering my orb
A picture of a coyote with a ball toy
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Awoken in the night by my husband telling me something Me, groggily: ...what? Him, repeating himself matter of factly: *string of utterly unrelated words ending in "handkerchief"* Me: I...don't think you're awake Him, with a long sigh: Nahhhh...I know...*snore*
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Look at this booful bear 😭 so snoogly, much soulful
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Amelinda Bérubé @metuiteme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also the 2004 Battlestar Galactica reboot 🤌🤌🤌 The contrast between post-9/11 BSG and 90s SF like DS9 is...stark
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Locutus management tip: Management is irrelevant.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Locutus happiness tip: Loneliness is your greatest enemy. A cerebral transponder is the solution. Please lie down and hold still.
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