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Hey! Monster Boy

@heymonsterboy.bsky.social
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Ezekiel Strange ✨ He/Him ✨ Queer ✨ Live, learn, do better Designer, Illustrator, Thaumaturgist Living at the crossroads of the eerie, whimsical, and weird

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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
All of this just smacks of people thinking children are possessions and trophies rather than actual other people
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I mean not to mention that there are many, many different kinds of intelligence and many, many different ways to learn, absorb, and synthesize/utilize information... and intelligence doesn't translate to skill... and you might be *immediately good at* one thing but *enjoy* something else entirely
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I do wonder what'd happen if you played along with a scam texter, tho. "Isnt this Rita from Canada? We were going to go horseback riding" "OHH OF COURSE silly me I didnt recognize your number! How's Joseph" (etc) I won't bc they're being trafficked but Im curious what'd happen with a flipped script
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Have started replying to scam texts with "I'm so sorry about your situation, I hope you escape soon" They never reply to that message but I hope it gives them a little strength
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lovemaxxing. Joypilled. I love being queer, I love queer people, I love the communities of many shades of love we all create together. There is truly no more beautiful thing in existence than our capacity as living beings to care for one another.
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Love to hear you're swamped though, hell yeah!!
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@matthtaylor.com I feel like I remember you being very into Boat?
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
hell yes hell yes hell yes
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love him and want to be his friend
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Weird moonflower in the yard
Photo of a moonflower with a hand painted hand made eyeball placed gently inside. One ant is on one petal of the flower. Also the flower was fine after I was very gentle
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
THE HOBBIT & THE LORD OF THE RINGS Digitals available on Inprnt. www.inprnt.com/gallery/brucemackay
Illustrated print of The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien. Green circular scene framed with red trees. Many details. White text.Illustrated print of The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Green circular scene framed with red trees. Many details. White text.
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binary sunrise @clarascintilla.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fossils
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When they say choosing love over fear is the radical thing to do they're absolutely correct. And it's terrifying to do, choosing the good of us all over our comfort and safety. But if enough of us choose to do that then beautiful things start to happen. A better world is possible. We CAN do it
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The nice thing about existing is that at any point you can choose to act in kinder, more compassionate, more loving ways
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's *extremely* widespread unfortunately
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
= not the issue at hand since those are real words, lmao (= "hiding behind ten-dollar vocab")
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A helpful note to whoever needs to hear it: Comfortableness / comfortability = comfort Uncomfortableness / uncomfortability = discomfort Symbology = symbolism Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And I mean you can always still get hit by a car or slip in the bath tub or choke on a pretzel or...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
early on in my transition before there were any noticable changes from HRT, i explained to one of my gamer friends that being on estrogen felt like getting the right drivers installed on a gaming PC. it actually made him understand super well and he said it was a good metaphor
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sorry, can't focus on the lesson, have to keep counting
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Turns out it's good advice
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Get out of my head Charles
A drawing of MonsterBoy, looking annoyed and exasperated, opening his head to reveal a bright pink collection of blooming flowers and sparkles where his brain should be. His speech bubble says "ah not this again"A drawing of MonsterBoy looking frustrated and determined with one eye closed, whacking one ear repeatedly and making pink flowers shoot out of the other ear like he is smacking the last bit of ketchup out of a bottle. His grumpy speech bubble says "cmon I have things to do"
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The thing is that whatever we could-have-should-have-would-have done, there's only ever Right Now. So, I dunno, make a change if you want. Or don't. But if you do, there's always Right Now to do it.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If youre canadian, please sign this shit. Its a petition against AI data centers, something the current Carney govt has a massive boaner for
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"something with a killer rack" goes so hard
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I wish Pride happened once a quarter tbh. What a fantastic time. I love being queer and I love my fellow queer family
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There's a point at which some of these just become weird human figure gestures for me and are very difficult to parse as chairs
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You know that completely unexpected good news feeling?
Two images of Monster Boy sitting with his arms propped on his knees. In the first image, he is staring blankly into the distance looking a bit shell shocked, saying "huh." In the second image, his expression has stretched into a big smile and he is saying "...huh!"
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
EYES because then I don't have to deal with horrible textural nightmares
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Chaotic Washbear 🏳️‍⚧️ @bunlikeschaos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Would u rather have your sense of smell be through your eyes or through your fingers?
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Currently seeking unhinged WOULD YOU RATHER questions. Not like, gross ones or mean ones. Just fuckin weird ones. HIT ME WITH ALL U GOT
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"sure is quiet at work today" - man who forgot to open outlook
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I CAN'T WAIT
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish
Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
IT'S SUCH A GOOD PODCAST ISN'T IT
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
flowchart image

Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
GOOD LUCK what an amazing Derby name
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
aaaaa happy maniversary!!!
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Daaang. Seeing it reflected in your life?
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The number of times Judgment has come up for me in the past year, I swear to god. I never know what it's pointing to. Not that I'd prefer the Tower but at least when the Tower comes out it's always obvious.
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ohh I'll have to take a look, thank you!
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh this is very interesting, I didn't know about its origins
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Honestly seems like it might be, at least relative to the people I encounter
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Totally. I think what I'm starting to see is that I've been understanding myself incorrectly due to taking shorthand as An Immutable Truth rather than something with causes that can be accommodated. Which in turn has meant Ive been thriving less than I could be if I took a different approach!
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yeah I get you! I'm just musing about the large overlap I've seen.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/06/2026
It’s okay if you can’t blend in with everyone. Because your own unique path is the most beautiful one🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Cherish the parts of you that are different from others. Let’s treasure those differences and keep moving forward. Your world is shining with beautiful, vibrant colors🌈
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Hey! Monster Boy @heymonsterboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I mean, sure. It's also true that there are way more of us than officially recognized due to a ton of different factors. So I wonder if "introvert" essentially self selected as a label among people who were undiagnosed but definitely still that thing, you know?
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