Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You know how people say it’s ok to be bad at something you enjoy? Turns out I’m bad at making practical things and it’s ruining my life so those people can get fuuuuuuuuucked 030
Reposted by Orson WelpOrson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I kept laughing to myself thinking about this stupid stupid idea so I made it to get it out of my system 021
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I kept laughing to myself thinking about this stupid stupid idea so I made it to get it out of my system 021
Reposted by Orson WelpJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 20/07/2026My GenAI is for Losers shirt just restocked! I probably get more compliments on this shirt than any other I've designed. Maybe too many. Last time was at the grocery store at 7:30am. topatoco.com/collections/...topatoco.comGenAI is for Losers Shirt ✨ ShirtGenAI is for Losers Shirt ✨ Shirt. Official Jeffrey Rowland merch at TopatoCo! 07925
Reposted by Orson Welpdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/07/2026when you make statements like "Gen X sucks" or "fuck Gen X" try to keep in mind that i'm a member of this generation and will agree with you 129632
Reposted by Orson WelpEthan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Independence Day 2275482148
Reposted by Orson WelpChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026🇺🇸 Happy 250th birthday America 🇺🇸 5835170
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Back of the napkin math says I ate 26372 of these between 1986 and 1993 090
Reposted by Orson WelpJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 30/05/2026Can you imagine if Cloverfield happened today? The White House would post an AI video of Kid Rock spraying diarrhea at Godzilla 2424
Reposted by Orson WelpPhil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Making up a rule for myself and gonna try to stick with it (you can do it too, if you want): Every time I post something negative about generative AI (which I do often and I'm not going to stop), I must try to balance it out by also posting about some actual art that I have recently enjoyed. 1161
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I hate Dunkin coffee it’s watered down battery acid 140
Reposted by Orson Welpan undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 23/08/2023Everyone's always like "let's not make this place a Discourse Hell like twitter/tumblr/reddit", while wearing an extremely prominent bandolier of discourse grenades, pointedly fingering the pin on a draft that reads "You only hate Scrappy Doo because he's autistic-coded" & making full eye contact. 1122
Reposted by Orson WelpSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer. 157192454123
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Gonna make a shirt that says, “Actually it’s just Pixies” so that I can easily clock annoying music guys 000
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 29/04/2026@brandonbird.bsky.social Brandon www.hottopic.com/s/hottopic/p...hottopic.comZak Bagans Chair Cardboard Cutout | Hot TopicShow off your fandom with our Zak Bagans Chair Cardboard Cutout, available online at Hot Topic today! 110
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Into The Woods: A Summary Act One - Fuck around Act Two - Find out 052
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Idk what your fb marketplace algorithm is like but mine just served up a Victorian hair wreath soooooo 230
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I know competitive cooking shows are fake but I cannot watch another dumbass be like, “I’m going to put my own special spin on a burger” then they put sriracha in the mayo and also the burger is somehow 8 inches tall. Oh wow bring James Beard back from the dead he’s gotta see this shit 180
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Crossplay takes FUCK but it won’t take JORTS? Get your shit together, New York Times 110
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The cool thing about being bisexual is that some days you’re Beavis and some days you’re Butthead 141
Reposted by Orson WelpBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 31/01/2026After the finale of Game of Thrones, a lot of people regretted the names they'd given their kids. For example, I named my son Gamoe Thrones. 613815
Reposted by Orson WelpMithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him 71831323
Reposted by Orson Welprstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 25/12/2025and Tiny Tim, who WAS NOT AI 111424
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I was like oh shit I’m 50 and benefits are a good idea and now I’m a department assistant for a municipality *Dreams by the Cranberries* 040
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Dunking on Eric Adams is easy but @michaelhobbes.bsky.social saying, “Eric Adams seems like a Jeffrey Starr guy” is so fucking funny that I’m going to be thinking about it all day 000
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 07/10/2025These two quotes happened within 4 minutes of each other. This is what it’s like in our house every night @ @wigu.org @karencorday.bsky.social 160
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Things that keep me awake at 4 am: - the horrifying state of our country - night sweats - arthritic neck pain - stress - guilt - trying to remember the words to “What’s The Frequency, Kenneth” without Googling them 140
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2025This is what I’m saying, if anyone wants to use it as a script 04612
Reposted by Orson Welp🪻🔮Tricksy and Treatsy Belden🔮🪻 @tricksybelden.bsky.social · 11/09/2025No we don't. This is just rich assholes realizing nobody is going to mourn them, either. 022
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2025About to call my reps and express disgust over having to lower the flag for a virulent racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobe 070
Reposted by Orson Welpmay @maysuser.name · 11/09/2025charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined 68101123048
Reposted by Orson WelpBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 10/09/2025A lot of bad stuff in the news; please enjoy Eddie Money and Huell Howser. 3367
Reposted by Orson WelpJedediah Berry @jedediahberry.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Woke up and made a meme for the year 1980 35514
Reposted by Orson WelpJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 06/09/2025Doing a thing that I KNOW would take far less time with chatgpt but I'm REFUSING to for ethical reasons but also feeling RATHER STUPID about it and would prefer to have been born in 1853 and died of whooping cough at age 6 I guess 4594
Reposted by Orson Welpmichiums @michiums.bsky.social · 30/08/2025💫BE STRONG EAT BIGOTS SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER💫 sizes S-4XL, korjik not included, hand pressed at home!!! michiums.bigcartel.com/product/be-s... #apparel #art 28148
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I can’t believe that (legal) weed is cheaper than a movie ticket 000
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I’m too lazy to do anything so I trained a monkey to answer my random questions, ghostwrite & illustrate a book for me, & have conversations with me when I’m bored. His name is Dr. Bill Bojangles and does a shitty job but he doesn’t destroy acres of rainforest or deplete the world’s water supply. 020
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Boomers still thinking The Doors were an amazing band is baffling to me like yeah dogg I was really into The Mighty Mighty Bosstones when I was 17 but then I heard other music in the subsequent 33 years 071
Reposted by Orson WelpJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 15/08/2025Sometimes to calm down I will scroll through the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social episode prints and just look at them. @angrycomics.bsky.social is one of the coolest artists in the world and why she isn't like an Andy Warhol type person at this point is beyond me. topatoco.com/collections/...topatoco.comWTNV Episode PrintsEpisode Prints by Jessica Hayworth -- official merch from Welcome to Night Vale! 1367
Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I went from working with a bunch of people who are wildly talented but also terminally online to working with a bunch of people who ask me to help them print spreadsheets because, “the squares are too tiny when I do it” They think I’m a genius I’m never quitting 0230
Reposted by Orson WelpGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you 162822643
