iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The only reason I, a nerd, know who Dikembe Motombo is is bc he’s mentioned in “I’m So Humble” by Lonely Island The answer is still yes

000

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You know how people say it’s ok to be bad at something you enjoy? Turns out I’m bad at making practical things and it’s ruining my life so those people can get fuuuuuuuuucked

030

Reposted by Orson Welp

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I kept laughing to myself thinking about this stupid stupid idea so I made it to get it out of my system

A design with mismatched fonts that reads, “the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold”

021

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I kept laughing to myself thinking about this stupid stupid idea so I made it to get it out of my system

021

Reposted by Orson Welp

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 20/07/2026

My GenAI is for Losers shirt just restocked! I probably get more compliments on this shirt than any other I've designed. Maybe too many. Last time was at the grocery store at 7:30am. topatoco.com/collections/...

topatoco.com

GenAI is for Losers Shirt ✨ Shirt

GenAI is for Losers Shirt ✨ Shirt. Official Jeffrey Rowland merch at TopatoCo!

07925

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I too, have a Large Lot of Ass

A screenshot of a post from fb Marketplace. It reads “$25 Large Lot of Ass” because the word Assorted has been clipped in the thumbnail

180

Reposted by Orson Welp

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

when you make statements like "Gen X sucks" or "fuck Gen X" try to keep in mind that i'm a member of this generation and will agree with you

129632

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My mom’s in hell and she just called to tell me about her new boyfriend Mitch

030

Reposted by Orson Welp

Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Independence Day

A drawing of Patience and Fortitude, the stone lions that guard the entrance to the New York Public Library. Between them is a quote from Kurt Vonnegut: "The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

2275482148

Reposted by Orson Welp

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

🇺🇸 Happy 250th birthday America 🇺🇸

5835170

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Michelle they use 11 at my job and it’s shortening my life span little by little

110

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Back of the napkin math says I ate 26372 of these between 1986 and 1993

090

Reposted by Orson Welp

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 30/05/2026

Can you imagine if Cloverfield happened today? The White House would post an AI video of Kid Rock spraying diarrhea at Godzilla

2424

Reposted by Orson Welp

Phil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Making up a rule for myself and gonna try to stick with it (you can do it too, if you want): Every time I post something negative about generative AI (which I do often and I'm not going to stop), I must try to balance it out by also posting about some actual art that I have recently enjoyed.

1161

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I hate Dunkin coffee it’s watered down battery acid

140

Reposted by Orson Welp

Dolores Dei Lewis @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Everyone's always like "let's not make this place a Discourse Hell like twitter/tumblr/reddit", while wearing an extremely prominent bandolier of discourse grenades, pointedly fingering the pin on a draft that reads "You only hate Scrappy Doo because he's autistic-coded" & making full eye contact.

1122

Reposted by Orson Welp

Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.

157192444123

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Gonna make a shirt that says, “Actually it’s just Pixies” so that I can easily clock annoying music guys

000

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Into The Woods: A Summary Act One - Fuck around Act Two - Find out

052

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Idk what your fb marketplace algorithm is like but mine just served up a Victorian hair wreath soooooo

230

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I know competitive cooking shows are fake but I cannot watch another dumbass be like, “I’m going to put my own special spin on a burger” then they put sriracha in the mayo and also the burger is somehow 8 inches tall. Oh wow bring James Beard back from the dead he’s gotta see this shit

180

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Crossplay takes FUCK but it won’t take JORTS? Get your shit together, New York Times

110

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

The cool thing about being bisexual is that some days you’re Beavis and some days you’re Butthead

141

Reposted by Orson Welp

Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

After the finale of Game of Thrones, a lot of people regretted the names they'd given their kids. For example, I named my son Gamoe Thrones.

613815

Reposted by Orson Welp

Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him

71830323

Reposted by Orson Welp

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

and Tiny Tim, who WAS NOT AI

111424

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I was like oh shit I’m 50 and benefits are a good idea and now I’m a department assistant for a municipality *Dreams by the Cranberries*

040

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Dunking on Eric Adams is easy but @michaelhobbes.bsky.social saying, “Eric Adams seems like a Jeffrey Starr guy” is so fucking funny that I’m going to be thinking about it all day

000

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I just threw my phone into the ocean

160

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I Timed My Edible Poorly: A Memoir

040

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

These two quotes happened within 4 minutes of each other. This is what it’s like in our house every night @ @wigu.org @karencorday.bsky.social

160

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Yeah I think he has sleep apnea the snoring is getting to be a real problem

110

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Things that keep me awake at 4 am: - the horrifying state of our country - night sweats - arthritic neck pain - stress - guilt - trying to remember the words to “What’s The Frequency, Kenneth” without Googling them

140

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

This is what I’m saying, if anyone wants to use it as a script

I am disgusted and saddened by the order to lower flags to half mast in memory of Charlie Kirk. Kirk was a vicious bigot who encouraged horrible behavior against marginalized and vulnerable people.

I beg you and the other people who have power and influence to push back and dissent on behalf of the millions of Americans who have neither.

04612

Reposted by Orson Welp

🪻🔮Tricksy and Treatsy Belden🔮🪻 @tricksybelden.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

No we don't. This is just rich assholes realizing nobody is going to mourn them, either.

022

Orson Welp @heyfriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

About to call my reps and express disgust over having to lower the flag for a virulent racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobe

070