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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 2h
Hey, remember how up until a month ago there were like a dozen websites where you could drop in any package tracking number and they'd pull up the tracking, and sometimes it even had better information than the actual shipping company? And now they're*literally all broken*?
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 15h
I don't think pineapple gets enough credit for being the Most Consistent Fruit. Like, the worst pineapple you'll ever have is maybe five percentage points below the median. Is there any other fruit that even comes close in terms of sheer reliability?
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 12h
「見てて!見てて!」ってウインクしてるみたいで可愛い
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Zdzisław Beksiński @zbeksinski.bsky.social · 10h
Untitled www.wikiart.org/en/zdislav-beksinsk…
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 15h
I don't think pineapple gets enough credit for being the Most Consistent Fruit. Like, the worst pineapple you'll ever have is maybe five percentage points below the median. Is there any other fruit that even comes close in terms of sheer reliability?
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Nick in NC @nicknc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Science fiction authors designing aliens need to aspire to at least the level of weirdness of a real bucket orchid. Coryanthes macrantha in my greenhouse this morning. Flower is approx 15 cm wide, 10 cm tall. 🌴🌱
A bucket orchid in shades of orange and yellow. The bucket is formed from the distal end of the labellum and the column. Glands drip liquid into the bucket. Bees falling into the bucket can only escape through a hole at one side where they will be forced into contact with the pollen and stigma at the end of the column. The hole is pretty large, so the bees must be equally big.  The sepals look like big wings made of tissue paper that counterbalance the bucket. The base of the labellum where it connects to the rest of the flower looks like a weirdly ridged orange alien penis.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HALF LIGHT - Look at his shit-eating grin... He knows there's nothing you can do to him. He's bullying you and you are helpless. Kill him. Kill him now. He won't see death coming.
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Duckfeed @duckfeed.tv · 30/09/2026
When you’re playing a game does falling down a pit ever feel cool? On this Dispatch episode of Watch Out For Fireballs, Gary and Kaye answer which games use gravity well and which get it painfully wrong.
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William Hughes @plumberduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote a 90-minute Jeopardy!-style game for my friends and presented it as a talking skeleton with 15 extremely stupid categories. As one does!
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear people who assign genre categories to large databases: "Mystery" does not mean "any story in which something is mysterious". Please stop filing EVERY SINGLE HORROR AND SCIFI MOVIE UNDER "MYSTERY". 2001 IS NOT A MYSTERY. SAW IS NOT A MYSTERY. Jesus Christ, PROMETHEUS IS NOT A MYSTERY.
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear people who assign genre categories to large databases: "Mystery" does not mean "any story in which something is mysterious". Please stop filing EVERY SINGLE HORROR AND SCIFI MOVIE UNDER "MYSTERY". 2001 IS NOT A MYSTERY. SAW IS NOT A MYSTERY. Jesus Christ, PROMETHEUS IS NOT A MYSTERY.
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This reminded me of a thing: I've been occasionally dipping into NIGHT COURT, an extremely dated childhood favorite with a good heart & a wildly problematic comic vocabulary. In season 2 there's a (good-hearted, problematic) episode called "Bull Gets A Kid", & the kid in question really struck me:
Screencap from Night Court:

Bull, a very large, very bald man in a bailiff's uniform, is leaning on a wooden partition--the one that separates the gallery from the rest of the courtroom--listening to a kid who is seated on the other side.

The kid (early teens) has short, dark hair and is wearing a slightly oversized varsity jacket and gesturing excitedly.

Subtitle reads: "'Move your butt.' Nobody ever said that to me before."
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm listening to an audio book on World War 2 and the narrator pronounces putsch as pooch, so it sounds like Hitler's rise to power started with the Beer Hall Pooch, some sort of party dog.
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope things get better.
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SeaWindowCraster @seawindowcraster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
28th September 2026 07.07
Good day, bad day…
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This reminded me of a thing: I've been occasionally dipping into NIGHT COURT, an extremely dated childhood favorite with a good heart & a wildly problematic comic vocabulary. In season 2 there's a (good-hearted, problematic) episode called "Bull Gets A Kid", & the kid in question really struck me:
Screencap from Night Court:

Bull, a very large, very bald man in a bailiff's uniform, is leaning on a wooden partition--the one that separates the gallery from the rest of the courtroom--listening to a kid who is seated on the other side.

The kid (early teens) has short, dark hair and is wearing a slightly oversized varsity jacket and gesturing excitedly.

Subtitle reads: "'Move your butt.' Nobody ever said that to me before."
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT IS NOW IT IS HAPPENING NOW
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William Hughes @plumberduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My friends got hit with a massive unexpected expense, so we're turning it into content. I'm working today, so I won't be on the stream until my shift is over, but you should start watching now! It'll be good!
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Duckfeed @duckfeed.tv · 26/09/2026
Duckraiser is starting soon on Twitch! twitch.tv/duckfeedtv If you haven’t already, go follow us on Twitch and turn on notifications, so that you don’t miss this or any other streams! #videogames #gaming #fundraiser #hellraiser #livestream
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you've been following me for a bit, you know that the folks at duckfeed.tv are not just delightful, but also genuinely good people who do good in the world. They got slapped with some (I'm pretty sure) ridiculous legal nonsense, & now they're doing a stream-raiser to balance the books! Attend!
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@nome.bsky.social Heads up: they named a gunpla* after you. (* technically not a gunpla, but "third party plamo" doesn't have the same punch.)
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't know that I've actually heard any of the tracks from Pinkerton?
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RetroGamingExpo.com @retrogamingexpo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We ❤️ @duckfeed.tv and just donated to their worthy cause. Please donate as well and say Hi to them at the 2026 Portland Retro Gaming Expo!
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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CommodoreBlog @commodoreblog.uk · 22/09/2026
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look, I am not one to complain about the service, but the Home Depot guys who just dropped off our new stove left outside doors wide fucking open THREE TIMES, including one I didn't spot til after they left, when the senior cat was just starting to venture onto the back stairs.
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zach mcauliffe @mcauliffewithaz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMUZ...
youtube.com
Atlanta - S1E07 Arizona "The price is on the can, though."
YouTube video by Justclems992
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kraft presented himself as someone who supports Palestinians and wants to create a dialogue, but there is no evidence he has given to groups that helps Palestinians. There is lots of evidence that he has given to groups that support the Israeli military, or attack against critics of Israel.
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🪦 RodriGoToHell VarAndDie 🎃 @sadnarav.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Road in a Forest Fontainebleau - 1863 botfrens.com/collections/41/content…
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Phone: Gemini is here! Would you like to use Gemini?! Me: no. Phone: Okay! [three minutes later] Me: [holding the voice command button] Set a ten minute timer, please. Phone: Ah ah ah! Voice commands are part of Gemini now! Would you like to use Gemini?!
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Given my... complex feelings about CONTROL, this might be what tips me over the edge into playing the new one.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The U.S. military swung into action to intercept a Chinese ship after an “entirely false” AI-generated intelligence report inaccurately identified what the vessel was carrying It also “almost started a war,” a source told CNN.
cnn.com
Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN Politics
The episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war
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shay/zzz (the black haired girl is my oc) @zzzbookwormzzz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[oc] the quiet
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What looked like it was going to be a Mucinex-style animated snot goblin ad just threw a pretty impressive curve ball when the goblin busted out a smooth R&B jam that began with the words "I'm your foamy urine." I think the advertising industry needs to be rebooted.
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[reading the Massachusetts ballot questions booklet] Oh nice, we have a ballot initiative to restructure our elections! [30 seconds later] wait why does this look like it sucks ass?
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
French soldiers in the Russian campaign turned their dead horses into tents, and crawled into them
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Dennis Furia @furiagames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To have even one real friend that will lovingly but firmly call you on your bullshit is an incredible blessing. To have several is more than anyone could hope for. To ignore all of them because your boss told you to heel is incomprehensible to me.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the patriots are at home this week and unrelated but did you know you can write stuff on a beach ball and if its deflated you can put it right in your shirt and no one will know until you bring it out to inflate it?
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Ghost of a Tale @ghostofatale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Add Ghost of a Tale 2 to your wishlist right now on Steam!! store.steampowered.com/app/5141030/...
A screenshot of the steam page for Ghost of a Tale 2, showing a screenshot of a pirate frog in jail, and inviting the visitor to 'wishlist now!'.
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 16/09/2026
Our first public episode of Unfilmable is coming out tomorrow. It's episode 100, and it's about the movie "Freaks". I think you're going to enjoy it.
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Still don't actually know what kind of music Ed Sheeran makes.
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking up aquarium stuff reeeeaaally showcases how bad the AI situation is. Every search brings up page after page of SEO bait results with convincingly generic urls and obviously LLM-generated content. Finding real websites--even for stores and businesses--is exhausting. The space feels abandoned.
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have fallen into watching YouTube aquarium videos, and am perilously close to thinking I should set up a tank again.
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rose @breadnrosie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i like that their methodology would classify someone making $150k as working class if they don't have a college degree, but someone making 50k who has a college degree isn't.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling
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an undigested bit of beef @mrreciprocity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have seen the word "maximalist" in like four different, unrelated contexts today and I think maybe I'm going to take it and put it up on top of the fridge before it gets broken. We can have it back once everyone has calmed down.
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