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Eavan

@heyeavan.bsky.social
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MAXXED OUT at $9.999!! GasBuddy data showing 5 stations in California that have hit the limit and are selling diesel at the dispensers highest possible price: $9.999/gal
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Thomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Whenever extremists win elections, mainstream politicians and civic society institutions almost instinctively gravitate towards a kind of “common ground” accommodationism. They feel they have to signal their willingness to “move past political differences” and petty partisan squabbles.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 05/09/2026
It's absolutely not true that we shot all our missiles but we are going to go bananas tracking down who revealed that we shot all our missiles.
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here’s one pup nose with a waggly whisker 🤗
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
White House: "President Trump remains in excellent health."
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am in shambles watching Baylen’s wedding 😭😭😭 they are all so open with their love and care for each other
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A huge win for Big Diarrhea
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No matter how old you are, it’s always a great time to say TOM HOMAN IS A BITCH. Happy birthday, Marisa! 🎉🫶🏽✨
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A caucus of violent, drunk ex-husbands controls three branches of government and both chambers of Congress.
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lying about my age to enlist in the US Navy during WWII, later a state building inspector in California / competing in beauty pageants and becoming an elementary school teacher
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hell, roadkill is free.
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Umm Beavis
Alt: Gif of Beavis, hegseth’s cartoon doppelgänger (apologies to Beavis), saying “umm”
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
😆 fave so far
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Baddies 👏🏽🤩
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
⚽️ 👀
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Aubrey Plaza's Crazy Eye Scream on SNL
ALT: Aubrey Plaza's Crazy Eye Scream on SNL
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
😬
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026
oh yeah this is a weekend at bernie’s situation
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A favorite genre ✨🧚🏼🧜🏽‍♀️🧝🏼‍♀️💞 youtu.be/CqN8nTPNNkI?...
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Faeries F*cking
YouTube video by Griefcat - Topic
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Agasgani @agasgani.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Some of you are still posting about politics and I need you to understand that Bluesky is now a Cabo Verde stan platform thank you for your attention
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Describe the economy in a single sentence
Notice on a vending machine saying: "FYI (OUT OF ORDER) (DOES NOT GIVE YOU ICE CREM BUT IT TAKES MONEY"
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
YNWA ❤️
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Donna Ladd said what she said. 😘 @donnerkay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🙏🏻 we’ve centering the people of Mississippi over power and the horse race since 2002. Our archives span 24 years now. Go dig in and see how local journalism can really serve the people.
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
TIL the Cheri Oteri SNL Robin Byrd is based on a real person, this ignorance feels criminal
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The 4 piping plover chicks at Montrose Beach now have names — and they honor Chicago music legends. blockclubchi.co/4v7mTDc
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dyke macdonald @gaychel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hahaha I'm listening to Telemundo and they called Levi's Stadium the "Field of Jeans" hahaha
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“good to see ya” to his pregnant wife 😵‍💫 h/t @catsonacouch.bsky.social
ICK. This guy who is currently US VP pats his *pregnant* wife on the leg during a sit down interview and greets her with a “good to see ya”…pat pat…good to see yaFurther close up for effect…pat pat good to see ya
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Such a truthful representation of today’s events at the White House 😡🤬
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Connection Virginia @connectionva.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The National Park Service is accepting public comments about the building of the giant arch in Washington D.C. through June 15. Comment here: parkplanning.nps.gov/document.cfm...
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ParkPlanning - Triumphal Arch - Section 106 Assessment of Effect and Draft Programmatic Agreement
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lenny baby sends his best for your Friday and hopes you also get a donut treat 🍩
Sweetest pup of all the pups looks up with big brown eyes and perked ears beside a donut toy on a Chicago balcony while his human mom drinks coffee and takes his picture, relishing the slow morning and day off from work. Maximum sweetness achieved.
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Watching @questlove.bsky.social’s new Earth, Wind & Fire doc and in the midst of a serious history lesson, I found out that it’s not “let’s grove tonight, share the spotlight” which is how I have been singing it full volume for 40 years 😬🪩
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Remember, I have a state-by-state overview of ALL state supreme court races happening this year. These are very important! boltsmag.org/your-state-b...
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Your State-by-State Guide to the 2026 Supreme Court Elections - Bolts
Abortion, redistricting, and ballot access remain heated issues as voters face dozens of supreme court races across 32 states this year.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
George Santos: 1. Posted a video the day before Trump's State of the Union saying he was going to be there 2. Bet on Kalshi that he would not attend the SOTU 3. Did not attend the SOTU www.npr.org/2026/06/02/n...
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Quick, summarize America in one headline
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It speaks so badly of our attention economy that John Fetterman is the topic of endless conversation for being an unhinged jerk, while Andy Kim from right next door gets such little hype for being a decent human being
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Eavan @heyeavan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Weaponized incompetence as comedy is as lazy as it gets. His standup increasingly includes bits about how his wife literally does everything for him, down to making his doctor appointments and telling him why he’s going to the doctor if she doesn’t accompany him — pandering to the absolute dumbest 🫪
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Today, Trump failed to name 14 of the 15 soldiers who died during his Iran war. Full list: Cody Khork Noah Tietjens Nicole Amor Declan Coady Jeffrey O'Brien Robert Marzan Benjamin Pennington John Klinner Ariana Savino Ashley Pruitt Seth Koval Curtis Angst Tyler Simmons Kevin Melendez Sorffly Davius
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Electrek @electrek.co · 21/05/2026
In a first, wind and solar generated more power than gas globally in April 2026
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In a first, wind and solar generated more power than gas globally in April 2026
Wind and solar just hit a major global milestone: For the first time ever, they generated more electricity than gas for the full month of April. more…
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