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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This morning I caught wind of a round of layoffs. 10 minutes ago I was pinged by someone at HR corporate. After IMing a bit, he was looking for someone else. Regardless, THAT will make your butthole pucker up.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

KALAMAZOO SENDS ITS REGARDS

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did I can’t believe that just fucking happened. Iowa, that’s not like you.

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I was pretty damn close at the Tweedy show last night

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seeing Jeff Tweedy solo acoustic tonight at a suuuuper tiny place in the Chicago burbs might save me.

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey @jessemixman.bsky.social you’re a gamer right? Listen to this (specifically Dancing Mad) then go punch (a) God in the face youtu.be/QwL14ZYt_Kk?...

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Final Fantasy VI But its the 80's (Metal / Rock/ Synthwave)

YouTube video by Vibes Of Fantasy

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pretty decent picks of us at Bonobos vineyard in northern MI the night before my niece’s wedding

A mid bald man and his absolute dime of a girl standing in front of a sunset over a vineyard

A stunning woman in a black dress standing in front of a mid-at-best bald dude wearing a blue and white shirt with a pink tie with a sunset in the background

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The new Therapist I’ve been seeing this year is just…awesome. I’ve had good ones but she’s just been next level

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

@skoisirius.bsky.social didja see that Deafheaven is putting out a new EP by the end of the year? They’ve said it’ll be their heaviest stuff yet. Get excited, dude.

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Andrea Hangst @fballandrea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You can trace this date to everything we hate about today. I was called paranoid 25 years ago but I guess the correct p word was prescient.

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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.

A shitty AI ad on Instagram showing my “you are safe with me” design being sold by a company that is not me.

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Seriously guys, just communicate like an adult with your partner. My gf has been on me nonstop all week about my birthday tomorrow like, “what do you want to do” etc. I think it was genuinely pissing her off that I wasn’t really bringing it up or making plans 1/

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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Kitten at the vet today called Mayor Meowdani. He’s wearing a little tie!

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ooof. Serious PhishDicks fomo already setting in.

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Post a picture/or photo of your first car: red 1987 Toyota Truck. This predated the Tacoma but it’s that size. It didn’t have power ANYTHING, including steering. Made driving post-workout brutal but it was also a ton of fun.

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Mike Hlas @mikehlas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I just renamed the Great Lakes. Lake Baby Spice, Lake Sporty Spice, Lake Scary Spice, Lake Ginger Space and Lake Posh Spice. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Lil Carma is 1 today! I’ll try and get a better picture later but I didn’t want to get distracted and forget

Carma, the black and tan Havapoo, smiles for the camera wearing a pink bandana around her neck and a pink birthday hat with “1” on it.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

@Agos226 • 1y ago (edited)
My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said "I wish I could kill my boss" and left

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!

Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I don’t know why the previous owners put the shed here but I want to add a 40ish foot garden with pergola swing and a pond/fountain along that fence so it needs moved. A question for the construction-minded: how would YOU move it without taking it apart?

Photo of a little plastic shed with a red arrow pointing towards where it should be moved

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I have a buddy that’s starting a brain anomaly/cancer journey similar to the one I went on in the spring of 2000. We talked for over 3 hours last night about everything EXCEPT that because sometimes you just wanna talk about normal things instead of the what’s always front and center.

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Fuck it, it’s a Cheap Trick kinda day and you can’t stop me

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This dog loves to sniff farts. If I toot near her, she will instantly jump up and nose-bump my butt. It actually makes cropdusting way more entertaining.

Carma, a black and tan Havapoo lays on her back and stares at the camera. She loves to sniff farts. Seriously, she goes out of her way for it.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Happy Dave Matthews Band Poop Bus Day to all who celebrate! On August 8, 2004, the DMB tour bus dumped an estimated 800 pounds of human waste from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open-top sightseeing boat in the Chicago River below. There were 120 tourists aboard the vessel.

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Dave Matthews Band bus incident - Wikipedia

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Couldn’t be me setting up a couple dates to go get another 4-5 tattoos (up to 15 depending on your definition of what makes tattoos separate pieces)

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

We (I) could use some more Oysterhead shows

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Carma says, “I just got my groomer glow up. Kneel before my overwhelming cuteness!”

Carma, the black and tan Havapoo puppy, sits pretty for the camera post-Groomer glow up.

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Carma just checking in, curiously wondering “wtf is this shit on the skyline?!”

A black and tan Havapoo named Carma stares at the camera curiously

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I was gonna skip Dicks this year because my niece gets married the following weekend in yet a different time zone and I may be taking my GF to Raye/Bruno Mars in SF on her birthday. No Chicago fall dates means I may just have to say f it and go.

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

My rose of Sharon FINALLY started blooming. I planted it two years ago and apparently it took that long to get established. Hopefully next year it looks like a tiny tree instead of a shrub

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Say what you want about Chick Fil A’s politics but hot damn they do make some tasty beverages

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

He is so good at this

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 31/07/2026

"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG

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Stella Blue @stellablue62.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Wilc-O’s (2022-2022): A cinnamon-flavored, vegan, gluten-free, corn puff cereal. It was produced by Off-Limits Cereal and marketed by Foxtrot, a Chicago-based convenience store and grocery delivery chain, to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Wilco's "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot" album

An orange and green cereal box with a cartoony illustration of Wilco frontman Jeff Tweedy holding a guitar in one hand and digging into a yellow bowl of cereal with the other

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

“Once in awhile you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right” has always resonated with me. I mean, it’s either that or “Never trust a big butt and a smile”.

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My 14 year old nephew decided he wanted to go to an open jam session and play war Pigs and Paranoid with pros, neither of which he’s ever performed. Now THAT is serious King shit.

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Dang they really got a category for everything

THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations

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