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Jesse

@jessemixman.bsky.social
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Mostly really stupid.

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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dealing with some insane shit lately so naturally I decided to uproot my entire way of life at the same time(?!). Giving up a 17 year long fully remote gig to shift careers and drive 35 mins to work every day?! What the F am I doing?! Whatever nothing matters anyways.
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ewangs.bsky.social happy remaster day - see ya in Novigrad
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Curderburger Day™️ to all those who celebrate
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trey/mayer Strings/vedder Madonna/Xcx And now these 2? … greatest sit-in day in history?
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
30 years for this all-timer
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Queen of post is back
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chop’s seen a man get gangrene on live television if you’re ever wondering why he is the way that he is
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Any of my tech friends get started working in an IT help desk role?
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Moma in the 4 hole. Ha! Classic!
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finally a cool percussion jam!
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Juzzle The Wise @juzzle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If someone gets me one of these bad boys I'll pay for your poster too. If you're not a poster person you can pocket the money
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anyone else see some beams in the sky last night or
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
::taps sign::
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So what’s the new drama?
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kinda sad the CU Boulder show was better than Red Rocks. I blame the railriders.
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Christmas of 1999 I rented a PlayStation from Blockbuster and GTA2. I’ve played every single Rockstar title since then. Just finished the GTA6 Extended Look and I don’t even have words. They’re about to print money at unprecedented levels. Can’t fucking wait.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Everyone was having a great time until @jessemixman.bsky.social showed up.
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#PoorSam
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ACAB
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Call me when Rick does a keg stand in a cornfield and passes out in a ditch. Soft.
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jebb would have loved playing a college party
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My man hit em with the just 1 min
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember that time @jessemixman.bsky.social scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High?
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Katie… @kathleenatl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Impressive people who have graced #NotreDame : Marina Arike Jess Shepherd Kmac @jessemixman.bsky.social Sonia The Olivia Miles J Yo Skylar Diggins Lindsey Allen Jewell Etc etc etc
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
CDPR the GOAT’s
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ten tiddy salute for the goat 🫡
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Reggie’s back, baby!
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Who dosed Richkie?
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madisonhuvan @madisonhuvan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Heading to Milwaukee for goose? www.teesthatjam.com/product/milw...
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Milwaukee Goose 2026 - Tees That Jam
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is fuckin wild
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Watching Billy and Theo, call the FBI whydoncha
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Went rogue and made a jalapeno popper smash burg tonight
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This GTA6 leak is getting crazier and crazier
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/08/2026
Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me, a grown man, making a collage of pics of someone else’s girlfriend in a bikini, wishing her a happy birthday, & posting it online.
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
At the 4 year cycle of needing a new phone, wanting to ditch the Apple ecosystem & grab an android, but the options are what… A Samsung? lol. A new Pixel with lackluster reviews..? Guess I’ll wait for the 18pro ffs
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
After Making a Murderer, Netflix pivoted to chase the bag and it’s so fucking awful now. It’s mid-afternoon TV garbage. Like Jerry Springer with fights or Maury with paternity tests.
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First UM show in a year. First Moe show in 5(?ish). Whatever, nobody gives a hoot anyways.
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Project Hail Mary hype was way outta control. Perfectly fine movie.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All these Billy angles. It’s like a god damn Zapruder film. Can we confidently confirm there is not a second lighter thrower?
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Kramer's Reaction to Keith Hernandez Spit
ALT: Kramer's Reaction to Keith Hernandez Spit
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
*11/26 but whatever no one gives a hoot
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not big on religion but listening to 7/8/94 Slave be like damn.. maybe there is a God?
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pure Michigan 📈
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
2 butts farting into eachothers buttholes. It’s like a fart transplant.
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madisonhuvan @madisonhuvan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’d like a Chicago jamband show please
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s the worst fall “tour” I’ve ever seen.
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Jesse @jessemixman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When you’re puddled on lot and the cops break up the gas party
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