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Needle in the HeyBails

@heybails.bsky.social
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Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com

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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Spring Snow Crabapple!
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was pretty damn close at the Tweedy show last night
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pretty decent picks of us at Bonobos vineyard in northern MI the night before my niece’s wedding
A mid bald man and his absolute dime of a girl standing in front of a sunset over a vineyardA stunning woman in a black dress standing in front of a mid-at-best bald dude wearing a blue and white shirt with a pink tie with a sunset in the background
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a 90s photo of yourself
An 18 year old Bail of Hey leaning against a doorframe wearing carpenter shorts and a checkered polo
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Post a picture/or photo of your first car: red 1987 Toyota Truck. This predated the Tacoma but it’s that size. It didn’t have power ANYTHING, including steering. Made driving post-workout brutal but it was also a ton of fun.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lil Carma is 1 today! I’ll try and get a better picture later but I didn’t want to get distracted and forget
Carma, the black and tan Havapoo, smiles for the camera wearing a pink bandana around her neck and a pink birthday hat with “1” on it.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don’t know why the previous owners put the shed here but I want to add a 40ish foot garden with pergola swing and a pond/fountain along that fence so it needs moved. A question for the construction-minded: how would YOU move it without taking it apart?
Photo of a  little plastic shed with a red arrow pointing towards where it should be moved
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This dog loves to sniff farts. If I toot near her, she will instantly jump up and nose-bump my butt. It actually makes cropdusting way more entertaining.
Carma, a black and tan Havapoo lays on her back and stares at the camera. She loves to sniff farts. Seriously, she goes out of her way for it.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Carma says, “I just got my groomer glow up. Kneel before my overwhelming cuteness!”
Carma, the black and tan Havapoo puppy, sits pretty for the camera post-Groomer glow up.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Carma just checking in, curiously wondering “wtf is this shit on the skyline?!”
A black and tan Havapoo named Carma stares at the camera curiously
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Harriett is not impressed
Harriett Potter the Cat Who Lived, a tortie ragdoll cat,  stares at the camera with bemusement while laying on her human’s lap
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A better picture showing the blooms and bounty of buds
A red and white rose of Sharon flowering shrub in bloom
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My rose of Sharon FINALLY started blooming. I planted it two years ago and apparently it took that long to get established. Hopefully next year it looks like a tiny tree instead of a shrub
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey @skoisirius.bsky.social
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well then, how about this?
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yes! I loved that one so much I had it added to my “lyric arm”
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Jfc, Harriett is an absolute UNIT of fluff this time of year.
Harriett Potter the-Cat-Who-Lived, a ragdoll tortie with a lightning bolt shaped patch of fur on her head, lays on the cool hardwood floor
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Look. At. My. Dog. 🫠 this summer haircut is a winner
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Watching my girlfriend’s dog Reggie today and tomorrow while she’s getting some stuff done. He’s a good good boy and apparently just what Carma needed to tire her out
Reggie, the goodest English cream retriever, smiling at the cameraReggie got on my bed and just who tf does he think he is besides a very handsome fellow?Reggie and Carma zonked out part 1
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Might I recommend something in your own handwriting?
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Not the kind of flower the timeline is used to seeing but I grow these.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“Just like Daddy!” - Carma, probably
A black and tan havipoo puppy holding an enormous stuffed toy. The toy looks like a marijuana cigarette.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ngl my beard-stache game is strong
Poster showing off the sexiest salt and pepper handlebar mustache and bear combo in existence
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Handlebars coming along nicely if I do say so myself
Selfie of the poster showing his work-in-progress handlebar mustache and stubbly beard. It’s resting smirk face, not duckface because ick
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Spring walleye season is officially open for business
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Who looks like whom?
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Carma is all healed up and raring to go
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I did a bit of uh, “spring cleaning.” Goodbye beard, hello handlebars!
A very stupid, bald man showing off his new handlebar mustache. He’s very stupid, very bald, and now very cold.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Little Carma got a great update at the Vet yesterday. The infection is clearing up and the stitches come out Monday. Unfortunately, there’s a few more days of the Cone. She is…less than thrilled.
A black and tan Havapoo puppy stares longingly at the camera from her bed, wishing she didn’t still need to wear the Cone of Shame
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Audacity you say?
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My poor lil baby Carma’s incision is infected. Or, something is anyway. A round of antibiotics will hopefully make up for her terrible owner* letting something like this happen 😢 *me. I’m the terrible owner
A black and tan Havapoo pup wearing a protective cone lays on her owners lap
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hey @raygunsite.com been wearing this all tourney and not about to stop any time soon
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Little Carma got spayed yesterday. She hates the cone but it’s a necessary evil for a few days while she heals
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Goodness.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Carma’s first full haircut and holy smokes she’s cute. They left the length on her tail and it’s incredible because it looks like a feather duster when she wags it
A black and tan Havapoo puppy shows off her first full haircut
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This is the look of a girl that just ripped ass while sitting on my lap.
A bashful looking black and tan Havapoo puppy sits on her owners lap after farting.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Throwback to the time I got my picture taken with a Cubs WS ring because I know a person
A stupid formerly-glasses-wearing man in a light blue polo wearing a friend’s Chicago Cubs World Series ring
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Now she’s LESS of a fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy head
Carma the black and tan Havapoo puppy sporting a new haircut
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy head
Carma the black and tan Havapoo puppy looks at the Carma from her servant’s lap.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Slimmed down quite a bit and couldn’t keep it to myself
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Carma graduated puppy class!
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hooked up last night. 3 hours of sleep. All day tattoo session. Came home to a sump pump malfunction. Now off to a party. Who needs hair?
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If you haven’t listened to this lately, I highly recommend you fix that today. It still sounds amazing if you’re into no frills rock and fucking roll. I saw this album in full pre-pandemic and it ruled.
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