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Needle in the HeyBails

@heybails.bsky.social
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Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/10/2026
Principal Skinner: HAVE WE MADE MATERIAL CONDITIONS SO HH ONEROUS, CULTURE SO TOXIC, AND THE ENVIRONMENT SO DEGRADED THAT UNLESS WE REPAIR THE DAMAGE WE'VE DONE PEOPLE WON'T HAVE THE FINANCES. EMOTIONAL BANDWIDTH, OR MORAL COMFORT TO PROCREATE?

NO, IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT CHILDREN WHO ARE WRONG
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ted Danson as Charles Says Damn Right!
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who’re we fighting?
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Hasbullah in Boxing Gloves
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh God ag commodities! My business line is appliances and big box items so we’ve been down for a few years running but nowhere near the scorched earth landscape your clients are finding themselves. Though, I live in Iowa and don’t have to go far to find people sweating this harvest
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The whole transportation industry is down. I’m in analytics and see the YOY stuff daily. This industry is like the canary in the coal mine for the economy as a whole and woof, it’s gonna get rough(er)
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t want to put them on blast but do you work for a large transportation/logistics company?
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This morning I caught wind of a round of layoffs. 10 minutes ago I was pinged by someone at HR corporate. After IMing a bit, he was looking for someone else. Regardless, THAT will make your butthole pucker up.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They said the perfect skeet didn’t exist yet here it is.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
KALAMAZOO SENDS ITS REGARDS
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did I can’t believe that just fucking happened. Iowa, that’s not like you.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You misspelled Kirk Ferentz
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
ALT: Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was pretty damn close at the Tweedy show last night
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Amen.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seeing Jeff Tweedy solo acoustic tonight at a suuuuper tiny place in the Chicago burbs might save me.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh man, it’s my all-time favorite game!
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey @jessemixman.bsky.social you’re a gamer right? Listen to this (specifically Dancing Mad) then go punch (a) God in the face youtu.be/QwL14ZYt_Kk?...
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Final Fantasy VI But its the 80's (Metal / Rock/ Synthwave)
YouTube video by Vibes Of Fantasy
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pretty decent picks of us at Bonobos vineyard in northern MI the night before my niece’s wedding
A mid bald man and his absolute dime of a girl standing in front of a sunset over a vineyardA stunning woman in a black dress standing in front of a mid-at-best bald dude wearing a blue and white shirt with a pink tie with a sunset in the background
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I certainly missed you guys! My niece (who is almost like a daughter to me) gets married this weekend so my fun money is going to her honeymoon. I should be back next year!
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The new Therapist I’ve been seeing this year is just…awesome. I’ve had good ones but she’s just been next level
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is so so satisfying trumpisafuckingbitch.com
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Fuck Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a bitch. This site lets you slap that bitch.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@skoisirius.bsky.social didja see that Deafheaven is putting out a new EP by the end of the year? They’ve said it’ll be their heaviest stuff yet. Get excited, dude.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think Wilco’s YHF was supposed to be released that day as well but the song title “Ashes of American Flags” was uh, problematic
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Andrea Hangst @fballandrea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You can trace this date to everything we hate about today. I was called paranoid 25 years ago but I guess the correct p word was prescient.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Get Off My Cloud. While not their most famous, it makes me irrepressibly happy every. Single. Time.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
A shitty AI ad on Instagram showing my “you are safe with me” design being sold by a company that is not me.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It made me laugh
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a 90s photo of yourself
An 18 year old Bail of Hey leaning against a doorframe wearing carpenter shorts and a checkered polo
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And 40 I was at a phish show with a bunch of awesome people I knew online, so it wasn’t really about me, just a coincidence.” Her response was basically, “ok that makes sense. Sooo dinner and butt stuff?” “Yes, dinner and butt stuff.”
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I just…I don’t know. I don’t like the direct attention and generally try to ignore the thing is happening. I can only think of 4 birthdays that have had events. 18, 22 (the first with all my friends being 21), 30, and 40. 3/
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This morning I basically said “Sorry I’ve been such a shit this week, especially regarding my birthday. Honestly, I just don’t make a big deal of it and actively avoid it if possible. Being asked what I want or want to do for it is anathema to me(there’s a big new SAT word for you 😛) 2/
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Seriously guys, just communicate like an adult with your partner. My gf has been on me nonstop all week about my birthday tomorrow like, “what do you want to do” etc. I think it was genuinely pissing her off that I wasn’t really bringing it up or making plans 1/
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Jason Earls: All Facts
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Without the rain, how ELSE would we have learned @skoisirius.bsky.social was from Seattle?
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kitten at the vet today called Mayor Meowdani. He’s wearing a little tie!
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ooof. Serious PhishDicks fomo already setting in.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes they were! I think I’m gonna get my first truck since that one this spring. Of course it’ll be a red Tacoma in honor of my Little Red Wagon
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Post a picture/or photo of your first car: red 1987 Toyota Truck. This predated the Tacoma but it’s that size. It didn’t have power ANYTHING, including steering. Made driving post-workout brutal but it was also a ton of fun.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My second car was a white stanza in that year range!
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Mike Hlas @mikehlas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just renamed the Great Lakes. Lake Baby Spice, Lake Sporty Spice, Lake Scary Spice, Lake Ginger Space and Lake Posh Spice. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lil Carma is 1 today! I’ll try and get a better picture later but I didn’t want to get distracted and forget
Carma, the black and tan Havapoo, smiles for the camera wearing a pink bandana around her neck and a pink birthday hat with “1” on it.
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I like to think that if I was I would pass
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said "I wish I could kill my boss" and left
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You were mere moments from a “bless your heart” the likes of which you’d never recover
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fuck that. She shouldn’t get the privilege of participating in your life, especially not as an agitator. Imho, parents like that are fundamentally broken and no amount of afforded grace or forgiveness will change that. Protect yourself first ❤️
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Needle in the HeyBails @heybails.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Perfect, thanks! That’s way better than what I was thinking (some combination of pallet/pallet jack, neither of which I own)
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