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Knights of Anhedonia

@hexsharpe.bsky.social
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Drawin' arts, breakin' hearts. They/them, queer as hell. www.hexsharpe.com

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 8h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Julie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · 18h
drawin' more stuff
A pencil drawing of a hare surrounded by a coiled snake. An arrow pierces the head of the snake, which begins to unravel. The hare has dodged both the arrow and the foils and fangs of the snake.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People are in here telling me their particular phone does not work when they hold it to to their ear. I assure you it does. I'm so sorry to be a stickler on this point but yes it does
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 06/10/2026
The fact that this "no cis, just... woman" hat actually works better for trans women is such a self-own. TERFs are not bright lol
maga barbie sophie cunningham wearing a brown hat that says "WOMAN" promo image for the hat that says "WOMAN" on the front and "no cis, just..." on the side
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Taylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are we supposed to be so over it and ironic that this doesn’t bother us? Don’t know if I’m there yet guys
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES
its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in
the mouth & he died & now you can't go
back home because of the police are there"
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been seeking more texture lately...a bit of mixed media ocean work (wip)
Rocks and water artwork wip
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Smash titties then smash burgers, good plan
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of guys claim to be into irreverent humor until the thing you're irreverent about is their ego
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good info! Thanks!
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to figure out some kind of good crow snack I can keep in my bag, I wanna make friends with my locals. They seem like a really good squad and I want them to know I'm a friend
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just saw some grim nature drama outside my work. Massive hawk or something took out a crow, had it pinned on the sidewalk, and every crow in the area gathered to scream at it and scared the hawk off. Crow was still alive but badly wounded. We called animal control, the crow died, I'm sad about it :(
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like looking at your art (and all art) because it helps me see how you see, and that's fascinating to me. I love seeing what people prioritize in art pieces because that's what's important to them, and that's visible in stick figures as well as realism. Art is communication!
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🌹 Rose & Berries 🌹 Acryla gouache and airbrush on watercolor paper mounted on arched wood panel. An ode to summer and our garden 💖 Part of Antler Gallery group exhibition opening tonight in PDX
Arched panel painting featuring roses, raspberries and fever few flowers. Arched panel painting featuring roses, raspberries and fever few flowers.
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IF I'M LONELY, WELL YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BE, I'M GONNA BE LONELY CUZ OF MY TRANSPHOBIC VIEWS
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats will be like "you have to vote for me so we can fight against fascism" and then don't fight against fascism
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is frying me
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Homophobic tbh
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The AI industry wants you to say "the AI just did that thing on its own!" Like, United Health's AI that's denying a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate? They wanted you to think it's just the AI.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Must be serious problem with the Privates
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Mike.Escapee @mikeescapee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The feed is good right now
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel for the bluesky devs because internet moderation at any scale is a near impossible task, but if your rules create an environment where harassment is tolerated as long as you are sufficiently polite about it, you have done something wrong
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think it would take like a full 24 hours just to explain all my shit to that confused kid
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Knights of Anhedonia @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brennan is bringing out ALL the fun voices for Toylight, I am thriving @dimension20.dropout.tv
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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Anna Podedworna @akreon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'Countersculpt' Magic: The Gathering | Reality Fracture AD: Zack Stella
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hall of Echoes - for Magic: The Gathering's Reality Fracture This painting took me quite some time to wrap my head around. The description my art director Sarah Wassell sent me was very abstract and hard to visualize, but I'm very happy with how this turned out in the end.
A floating orb of iridescent liquid metal surrounds a star - the edges of the orb turn into hands reaching for the star. In the background we see floating towers
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Luddite Temple manifesto in a readable format.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 16/09/2026
i will be DAMNED if i lose to a CONCEPT www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Today's job: achieve inner peace. And the clock is ticking: there's no time to waste!
T-Rex: It's OVERDUE, actually.

T-Rex: Cards on the table, I needed to have inner peace DAYS ago and I most DEFINITELY need it RIGHT NOW!!Dromiceiomimus: Buddy - I think if you want to be at peace you must either solve what's troubling you or learn to accept it, so that you can simply exist without worry.
T-Rex: Right. Okay. I can do this.
T-Rex: I will simply achieve peace by making peace with everything that's preventing me from achieving peace! EASY!Narrator: LATER:
Utahraptor: So - how's achieving enlightenment going?
T-Rex: NOT GREAT!

T-Rex: I'm beginning to suspect that it's a task that may take my WHOLE LIFETIME to complete, or - and this is even WORSE - one of those BALONEY tasks that can NEVER be completed because it turns out the attempt, the JOURNEY, is more important than the destination!!
Utahraptor: Oh god, I hate those tasks.
T-Rex: EVERYONE DOES!! The purpose of journeys is to REACH DESTINATIONS! Dying in the middle of an one is just a LOSING to a JOURNEY, and a journey is an INANIMATE CONCEPT that doesn't even know you're alive!
T-Rex: ARGH!! I WON'T LIE, folks! I am really QUITE FAR from INNER PEACE RIGHT NOW!!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
trans people are by and large the working class. we get paid less than cis people overall (trans men make less than cis women, and trans women make less than everyone). we face housing and job discrimination. when will the conmentariat get this into their goddamned heads
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"at a certain point AI is indistinguishable from a human brain" lol. maybe YOUR brain
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 15/09/2026
Cover. @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol
The same time cover but the text in the chat box is "how is babby formed?"
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