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Groucho Marxist

@hexsharpe.bsky.social
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Drawin' arts, breakin' hearts. They/them, queer as hell. www.hexsharpe.com

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Groucho Marxist @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of guys claim to be into irreverent humor until the thing you're irreverent about is their ego
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Groucho Marxist @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just saw some grim nature drama outside my work. Massive hawk or something took out a crow, had it pinned on the sidewalk, and every crow in the area gathered to scream at it and scared the hawk off. Crow was still alive but badly wounded. We called animal control, the crow died, I'm sad about it :(
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🌹 Rose & Berries 🌹 Acryla gouache and airbrush on watercolor paper mounted on arched wood panel. An ode to summer and our garden 💖 Part of Antler Gallery group exhibition opening tonight in PDX
Arched panel painting featuring roses, raspberries and fever few flowers. Arched panel painting featuring roses, raspberries and fever few flowers.
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Groucho Marxist @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IF I'M LONELY, WELL YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BE, I'M GONNA BE LONELY CUZ OF MY TRANSPHOBIC VIEWS
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats will be like "you have to vote for me so we can fight against fascism" and then don't fight against fascism
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is frying me
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Groucho Marxist @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The AI industry wants you to say "the AI just did that thing on its own!" Like, United Health's AI that's denying a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate? They wanted you to think it's just the AI.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Must be serious problem with the Privates
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Mike.Escapee @mikeescapee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Groucho Marxist @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The feed is good right now
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel for the bluesky devs because internet moderation at any scale is a near impossible task, but if your rules create an environment where harassment is tolerated as long as you are sufficiently polite about it, you have done something wrong
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Groucho Marxist @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think it would take like a full 24 hours just to explain all my shit to that confused kid
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Groucho Marxist @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brennan is bringing out ALL the fun voices for Toylight, I am thriving @dimension20.dropout.tv
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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Anna Podedworna @akreon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'Countersculpt' Magic: The Gathering | Reality Fracture AD: Zack Stella
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hall of Echoes - for Magic: The Gathering's Reality Fracture This painting took me quite some time to wrap my head around. The description my art director Sarah Wassell sent me was very abstract and hard to visualize, but I'm very happy with how this turned out in the end.
A floating orb of iridescent liquid metal surrounds a star - the edges of the orb turn into hands reaching for the star. In the background we see floating towers
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Luddite Temple manifesto in a readable format.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 16/09/2026
i will be DAMNED if i lose to a CONCEPT www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Today's job: achieve inner peace. And the clock is ticking: there's no time to waste!
T-Rex: It's OVERDUE, actually.

T-Rex: Cards on the table, I needed to have inner peace DAYS ago and I most DEFINITELY need it RIGHT NOW!!Dromiceiomimus: Buddy - I think if you want to be at peace you must either solve what's troubling you or learn to accept it, so that you can simply exist without worry.
T-Rex: Right. Okay. I can do this.
T-Rex: I will simply achieve peace by making peace with everything that's preventing me from achieving peace! EASY!Narrator: LATER:
Utahraptor: So - how's achieving enlightenment going?
T-Rex: NOT GREAT!

T-Rex: I'm beginning to suspect that it's a task that may take my WHOLE LIFETIME to complete, or - and this is even WORSE - one of those BALONEY tasks that can NEVER be completed because it turns out the attempt, the JOURNEY, is more important than the destination!!
Utahraptor: Oh god, I hate those tasks.
T-Rex: EVERYONE DOES!! The purpose of journeys is to REACH DESTINATIONS! Dying in the middle of an one is just a LOSING to a JOURNEY, and a journey is an INANIMATE CONCEPT that doesn't even know you're alive!
T-Rex: ARGH!! I WON'T LIE, folks! I am really QUITE FAR from INNER PEACE RIGHT NOW!!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
trans people are by and large the working class. we get paid less than cis people overall (trans men make less than cis women, and trans women make less than everyone). we face housing and job discrimination. when will the conmentariat get this into their goddamned heads
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"at a certain point AI is indistinguishable from a human brain" lol. maybe YOUR brain
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 15/09/2026
Cover. @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol
The same time cover but the text in the chat box is "how is babby formed?"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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5/12
Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 13/09/2026
What if instead of being angry about videos from Sunday Morning Political TV you fell in love with videos of baby geese bumbling around on pavement? 🪶 🐣
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Groucho Marxist @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey fuck this
Some AI bullshit from Facebook that they tried to make cute with like a funkopop labubu
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
DougExeter
@Doug_Exeter
dig through the fridges 
to make some sandwiches
theres ham and what looks like arugula
11:32 PM • 2021-11-15
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Brittany Means 
@BrittanyMeansIt
One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.
8:16 PM • 2022-04-13
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Another Mike
@MooseTracks8
Didn't know your dad made an album
[photo of a vintage album sleeve with 4 men on it that is captioned “SAY YOUR PRAYERS
BONER CLOWNS”]
8:50 PM • 2022-04-19
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Fungocrat
@CmptntBurocrat
Swallowing a slinky at midnight so that at dawn, when the High Priest guts me on the altar to read my people's fate in my innards, it pops out and he has to chase it down the temple steps.
The survivors of the Goofball Tribe in the plaza, even in their chains, cheer. Undefeated.
9:44 PM • 2022-11-23
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Britney Spear Platform Jubilee
@MadelineHo... • 2022-08-13
I was told this was too weird for people to enjoy
[drawing of a centaur and a medusa looking lovingly upon their child with horseheads for hair]
[quote posting] 
Britney Spear Platform Jubilee
@Madelin..•2022-08-13
For every male artist to gets to explore being out there and weird, there are at least five non-male artists who are told by their editors to tone it down.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Hoodie Skull
@spookyDichotomy
look, I get the appeal of trying to catch the right wing in hypocrisy, but it won't work. they are not bound by faerie law and will not be defeated by a trick. if they lived enough of an emotionally complex life to suffer guilt from hypocrisy, they wouldn't be right wing
1:24 PM • 2020-08-30
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Chag SAMeach+ @itsgremlinhours
Microdosing PTO by dissociating during the workday
12:25 PM • 2022-10-03
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Sarah Dutcher
@itssarahdutcher
first draft of email: please fuck all the way off email sent: i apologize for any confusion
1:28 PM • 2022-08-16
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
jonk @jonkytonk
english recipe: this is the ombudsman's delight. Its two slices of bread. if you havent been naughty you can flick some vinegar onto it from a distance of five feet as a treat
5:08 PM • 2022-05-10
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman • 2022-04-27
Emails from apps are like "Thank you for being a Beepzster subscriber.
This is an important update about your user contract. Beepzster is now allowed to steal your bones"

Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman
FAQ
Q: Will stealing my bones affect my Beepzster account?
A: Not a bit! You'll keep enjoying the same great Beepz as always
Q: Will Beepster wait until after my death to take my bones?
A: No
12:42 PM • 2022-04-27
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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sfé r. monster @sfemonster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🐉🏳️‍⚧️ #sfedrawing
An ilustration by Sfé of a serpentine dragon-like creature holding the trans symbol, drawn on top of the trans flag.
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