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⛧ He, him. Fucking Homo 🏳️‍🌈. Regrettably, Australian. ⛧

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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 14h
Timeline Unlocked: Peter Brian Hegseth bombarded by kids in the stream chat with custom emoticons of Charlie Kirk & related critical commentary
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All the JD Vance excommunication stuff is pretty much wishcasting but being part of a government that televises executions seems like it should be at least in the danger zone
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19h
israel has the same right to exist that apartheid south africa and rhodesia had, which is none whatsoever
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Incredible. I never knew individual Simpsons were so big or constructed so early
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why are we only putting nougat in three kinds of candy bars? Actually they're all the same candy bar, but sometimes there's caramel and nuts, so one kind of candy bar. Why? We have the technology to put nougat in other things. These scientists are asleep at the switch and I'm sick of it.
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Proudly announcing a televised execution by firing squad is surprisingly barbarous even for the current regime, but also a fascinating precedent to establish when you’re as nakedly dedicated to committing war crimes & (arguably) crimes against humanity as the selfsame regime
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 09/10/2026
does anyone at OpenAI remember what happened the last time a mathematician got really pissed off
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 09/10/2026
everything's a fucking product to them. art and music and science and math all exist with the goal not of expression or understanding but with having caused a product to exist. they're betraying their own humanity with the goal of replacing everything that makes life worth living with rot
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every morning I get on here and collect my little notifications, like harvesting medicinal herbs from a monastery garden. I think I am allergic & they may be killing me a little but I do it anyway
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
men only want one thing
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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(Dear customer) we are currently experiencing a network outage due to vandalism of 3rd party infrastructure affecting Home Internet services for some customers in Inner Regional NSW. We are working to restore services and expect restoration this evening. We apologise for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience. For more details, (message ends)
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Earth is also terrible, and dark, and cruel. The rabbit shrieks dying in the green meadows. The mountains clench their great hands full of hidden fire. There are sharks in the sea, and there is cruelty in men’s eyes.
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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 05/10/2026
If I ever decide to do it im going to post something along the lines of "I am NOT suicidal and if I turn up dead, this person did it" and just pick someone to absolutely fuck over
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 06/10/2026
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's wild how you can hit your 40s and suddenly a cramp in your leg can ruin a whole fuckin' day
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stop using AI to "talk to" people who are dead. Use a ouija board like an adult.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
Here’s the product page for the one I got (comes with a free handmade notebook too). There are well over a dozen leather items in his store and given the quality of the piece I received I highly recommend checking out the rest too. ✌🏻
boiledowlleathergoods.com
A5 Journal Cover
This beautifully handcrafted, hand-stitched journal cover is designed to fit both hard and soft cover A5 notebooks up to 400 pages. If you use larger notebooks than that please use the Contact form an...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
So @boiledowlleather.bsky.social said I was under no obligation to do so but I still wanted to do a little post because he gifted me this hot pink A5 sketchbook/journal cover and it’s just gorgeous and I thought you guys might want to know you can also order one (or one of his other lovely pieces).
Item as described, held up in a white woman’s pink-manicured hand in a living room
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe they’ll drop dead, too *looking around carefully* because they should! *visibly straining to hear… a phone being submerged, a breakfast food being prepared, any of the usual cues that developmentally challenged gods are stirring in their Olympian playpen*
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KWierso @kwierso.com · 05/10/2026
It was for this azhdarchid.com/bsky-suspens...
azhdarchid.com
I've been temporarily suspended from Bluesky
Bruno Dias' personal blog.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My friend Nova has been on a surgical wait list for 11 years and might finally be getting healthcare in Spring. She wrote this little piece about persistence and how much worse the NHS has gotten since she was first referred
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Atlantic constantly writes fawning and credulous stories promoting Nazis, its owner is a friend of Ghislaine Maxwell, and its editor in chief tortured children for the IDF. It's a fractal piece of shit that taints every journalist who touches it.
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have you read 3rd Voice, a webcomic about soup rice-boy.com/3rdvoice/
rice-boy.com
3rd Voice
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After a summer of basically no Bandcamp Fridays there have been a surprise spate of lots of Bandcamp Fridays, which means if you buy music on Bandcamp the artists don't get charged fees. Obviously I have an ulterior motive but in general it's a great time to buy! Link unrelated
secondhomes.bandcamp.com
Find a Way to Hate It, by Second Homes
9 track album
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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Dan Morison @darkmechanic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Space Marines - from across the years!
Space shark veteran with scouts
Mortificator Standard BearerBlood Angels Master of SignalsThousand Sons Delegatus
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's gonna take more than that for Joyce Carol Oates to exhaust the day pass she earned from making the richest man on Earth spend several days replying "great movie" to random accounts' Big Lebowski clips, I'm afraid
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting word they drowned pool guy like he was his own iPhone 😔
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The pillars that hold the world aloft are crumbling and no human rule or law will survive the unfolding calamity. This is why we here at Meta are proud to present the Crotch Recorder,
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Covid booster acquired, now to return home, to the warm & loving embrace of the Computer
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
play the funeral dirge, I'm going to go get my last (free!) covid booster
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/09/2026
*bolts awake* it's Morbin time
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve had a cool change blow in with rain tonight and I’m all snuggled in bed thinking won’t it be nice to have a comfy day at home doing nothing when another part of my brain violently seizes me with the thought of NO you FOOL we have to install the new wall fan in the kitchen before SUMMER arrives
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026
EVERYTHING IS FAKE www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/everything-is-170652203/
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’ve seen the pervert glasses, now get ready to be seen by the paedophile pendant
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
dick got me walking like simon belmont
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After something like 10 years clean I reinstalled EVE Online and the right-click menu being disabled during the tutorial (???) was so discombobulating I almost quit straight back out again lol. Game crashed during the 2nd mission post-tutorial and wouldn’t let me log back in lmao
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is actually the dumbest idea anyone has ever fucking conceived of, the only thing that makes any sense is theyre running out of ideas to confuse the tech illiterate dementia patient politicians that keep showering them with taxpayer money
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TIL don't use less pasta than the jar of pasta bake insists on, because even a 15% reduction results in a hot baking dish full of fucking soup, apparently
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mainly come on bluesky for trans women to tell me to install Linux
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
before we rush to give kudos to Standford for the two-organ brain thing, we should probably check that they didn't vivisect a couple guys to do it, based on their past performances
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 22/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/doll...
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MetzoPaino @metzopaino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Orbitoclast Enthusiast @hervon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A generation of kids waking up every day as if they’ve just cracked open the cryo pod in Idiocracy
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kind of self-defeating that any public appearance by Pete Hegseth dispels the idea that the boat strikes are meaningfully reducing the shipment of cocaine to the US
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