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@ribbon.dog
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 17h
i love hyping myself up to make my first loaf of bread and then going "wait where the hell do you buy multigrains"
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 17h
fuck ok payday is tomorrow
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Onesies Downunder @onesiesdownunder.com · 18h
AVAILABLE NOW: ⚔️ Critical Hit Onesie ⚔️ 🪎 Designed by: @pandapaco.bsky.social 🛡️ Sizes Available: XS - 5XL 🎲 Material: 95% Cotton + 5% Spandex Add the Critical Hit Onesie to your inventory at www.onesiesdownunder.com! 🐉🏹 #onesiesdownunder
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 17h
this is the visage of the kind of tiktoker who puts on some concealer then makes a video like "this 37 year old looks 17!"
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 18h
how'd they know
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 18h
???
Witcher 3 screenshot with the caption:

"Places of Interest

Your mom's labia is nice this time of year."
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 18h
as said in the comments braixen wouldn't say "lil homie" they'd say "mon petit pote"
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 18h
i've been not a pokemon for so long i got my evolution range messed up i'm a failure of a pokemon fan
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 18h
fennekin evolves to braixen at level 36 meaning braixen already has back issues by the time it's able to stand up on two leg
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✨ 𝗣𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮 ✨ [ 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈 🧷 ] @phara.fluxfur.com · 18h
Car salesman slapping meme with the Discord logo in the background.

Transcription: car salesman: *slaps brand* this bad boy can fit so much fuckin "try my video game" scams in it
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 18h
going to the corporate-wide agere event tomorrow
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 18h
can you believe it tomorrow is friday
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Varu "Ein" Foks @flyinghighfox.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm away from home rn so I am only able to give this Jolteon to stare at you this #サンダースの日
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 19h
Does. Not. Share.
Dee Dee the dik dik sits on a bag of cheesy snacks called Big Bag o' Noms and smirks. Pen, pencil, watercolor.
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 19h
oh they're paints god i thought paizo was getting into the ejuice game
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 19h
25+ is greymuzzle now??? what am I then? dustmuzzle? the ashen ones?
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 19h
the regression party's kinda cool actually now that they started showing up
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Lou @louarthn.bsky.social · 23h
a bit of practice...~
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 21h
discord is so desperate to get people back into buying nitro that they enabled the "try my game" hijackers even harder
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TY-PESHrookai @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
paradise
Title: This is ME in paradise

TY is sitting at a table with a glass of chocolate milk, a plate of sour cream donuts, and a sago palm tree. TY is holding a PSP loaded with pics of hunky men circa 2009 while listening to No Doubt through headphones. He says "Ah, I see! Yes... YES!"
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 29/09/2026
dissociating at work ama
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little mousewife @compactdivine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
pov you farted at a party without giving a content warning
digital quick draw-over of the popular "girls disgusted at a party" meme, where each girl has been replaced by a miscellaneous animal. they are holding red solo cups and everybody looks pissed. a giraffe in the background says "DNI"
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 29/09/2026
sigh i should call him
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following in her big sister's footsteps
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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*zoomies intensify*
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 29/09/2026
this is precisely why i need the rp ruleset to finally drop, even in beta. The peace is needed
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 29/09/2026
hey hey hey hey hey guess what
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 29/09/2026
i think Gardon, Blaze the Cat's personal guard, could whip Sonic's ass
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Pockits @pockitsdraws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#dailypockits
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 29/09/2026
premeditated hand stuff
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Mr. Edtropolis @edtropolis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally posting this...its anthro Derpy...lovable mail delivery person...and enjoys muffins...🍑 🫧
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 28/09/2026
its way past bedtime but i'm making bbq tofu slabs for my three day lunch prep; bbq tofu and peppers on mashed sweet potato
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aya doggie Θ∆ @puppyywife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
shirt
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 28/09/2026
my dad did nothing for me or himself and now occasionally texts me threatening to kill himself if I don't help with his bills so I blocked his number and hope for the best
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 28/09/2026
im doing it i'm squeezing a tofu
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 28/09/2026
big things happening in world of warcraft forever
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 28/09/2026
guess who just got a brand new 𝓽𝓸𝓯𝓾 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still my favorite type of chip
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Technology is amazing
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FluxFur @fluxfur.com · 27/09/2026
WE'RE TEMPORARILY OPEN FOR REGISTRATION!!! Register HERE: fluxfur.com/register?reg... We welcome you to our pro-furry, pro-kink, pro-LGBT Fluxer instance, FluxFur. Thanks for checking us out. Hop on in quickly, before registration closes!
fluxfur.com
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 27/09/2026
when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to if you care
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 27/09/2026
blizzard: wow forever. here. blue elves with a cool druid form gnome named "Fartpants Toesucker": um. wow. this destroys the immersion.
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 27/09/2026
I love these autistic dogs and their fascination with the paint sample cards
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 27/09/2026
millennials have lived through so many tragedies green ketchup, purple ketchup, blue fries, neon pink margarine, and now black ranch
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 27/09/2026
you just know she smells rancid
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 27/09/2026
come on by, we're indulging in the juice that makes you Aware
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 27/09/2026
i need lucas to just chime in once with like a "hey we wrapped up the skywalkers fine, can we just move on"
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 27/09/2026
i need a Generic White GenZ Youtuber Voice to explain every fetish like it's a minecraft mod now
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