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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 6h

This is straight-up an all-time tenor vocal. It sits almost entirely above middle C, has six high D#s from the chest, and it sounds like he isn't even trying. jfc

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Eric Donaldson - Cherry Oh Baby [Best Quality]

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 6h

damn this Kyle Gordon parody song came out at the perfect time

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 13h

not only can some straights play gay, I am BEGGING someone to cast Keith David as the lead in a dramedy about an aging queen before it's too late

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Chicago not having a real housewives franchise is such a flex

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the magical thing about the 1970s is it's the only ecosystem that could have produced Elliott Gould

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My favorite thing about that NYMag men's style issue is how they use fat guys in the background of the pictures as a joke! Hahaha! Man I love the style industry and the concept of celebrity in general

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This has been a fun reminder that the only thing worse than someone who is smugly detached from pop culture is someone who smugly thinks everyone is obligated to be interested in pop culture

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah this would help explain a lot of what I don't like about recent movies

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

suddenly in the mood to throw on some pooka shells and a long sleeve billabong tee and listen to guster

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Once 20 years ago a server said it was gross that I asked for bleu cheese on my burger and I still think about it

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

actually looks like it is gonna suck itself, you can go

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If this years record breaking El Niño does in fact result in 500,000 deaths then Chris Farley will join Hitler and Pol Pot as one of the greatest architects of human suffering of the modern era

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is the first time I've been really interested in a Nathan Fielder project because this is the first time it feels like his inherent shittiness is trained on someone who deserves it

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if you can’t you don’t deserve take me at my me at my

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Ian @comicbookian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Moving to a new city and not engaging with your surroundings to the extent some online weirdo deems appropriate? Oof, shoulda stayed in Podunk, pal! Moving and then engaging with your new surroundings *too much*? Buddy, that's straight to jail.

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Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Waking up today like

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

we are just a few months from "Grinch Thanks Gavin Newsom for Aid in First Successful Christmas Theft"

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the Charmin bear dad would be hot but he's into sc*t ☹️

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026

GUY WHO CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME “JAPAN”:

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

End of Oak Street is fun but Anne Hathaway living in a split-level strains credulity

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Learned too much about early 15th century Czech history and there are so many KCD sequels I want them to make that I'd be dead before they could do even half of them

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I wish I could tell Kristin Chenoweth that seeing her and the rest of the original cast of Wicked when I was 18 permanently killed my love of musical theater because it was so overproduced and kitschy and muggy and terrible

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just ate two apples, walked the dog on the wet, misty street, about to drink some sleepytime tea, we are autumnerizing this bitch hard

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

life just got pretty bad overnight so if you want to avoid some pretty dark posts maybe mute me for a while

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You’re not on here for the cum? Can’t relate

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It is insane how quickly the hyperfocus on STEM created a society of young compassion-less zombies with no counterculture. Without the humanities you simply cease to be human.

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is no longer a "hear me out" situation, I am simply coming out as having always liked him and his silly burger music

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Heynong Man @heynong-man.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The remaining of the Ed Sheeran 2026 Tour:

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is the least embarrassing my horniness for Macklemore has been in years!

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

what a time to be a guy everyone thinks looks like Ed Sheeran 🥴

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

here. take bat_clean.mp4

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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Being hot isn’t enough. Please be weird, too.

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Blackstone Morgan @blackstonemask.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When you equip the chicken helm, enemy knights are slower to enter combat, and jousts become much easier However, it will limit your post-game ranking to "Sir Robin" and prevents certain trophy unlocks

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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A less than adequate fallback is better than nothing: nationalize the entirety of Silicon Valley, ceremonially impoverish the leaders and their families, and slap together a remnant of humble programmers to arrange the next phase. Sensible, practical centrism, down the middle of public opinion.

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026