iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if you can’t you don’t deserve take me at my me at my

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Fuck your sign, which animal in the Sofo mural are you

That mural of all the gay animals at Sofo tap

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Look at what an absolute BABE @homoeconomix.bsky.social is. Holy schnikees am I a lucky man

My boyfriend shirtless and holding our cat on his shoulder

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

As long as I have this belly one of you might as well come to the pool and rub it

Selfie of me in an open shirt and bathing suit

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This weekend I will be whining at you from the Michigan woods

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

ok I found the shark taco jock, we can go to Campit

Me lifting up my shirt to show my jock that’s covered in tacos filled with great white sharks

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.

Michelle Williams in DICK (1999) saying "Dick frightens me"

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If you’re a quiet boy who likes to be loud nothing hits like this one

Album cover of Japandroids’ Celebration Rock

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If MST3K taught me anything, it's that the hottest dudes are in the worst movies

Screenshot of a handsome shirtless guy from THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND (1960)

Screenshot of a handsome shirtless guy from LYCAN COLONY (2006)

Screenshot of a handsome shirtless guy from HERCULES AND THE CAPTIVE WOMEN (1961)

Screenshot of a handsome 80s otter guy in a muscle tee from MIAMI CONNECTION (1987)

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

What if you came over and I stonedly sang cheesy 60s italopop at you like this

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Post you from a different era in your life (16, queued up in the hours-long standby line for Wimbledon with my high school bestie while we were exchange students in England)

Me as a bleach blonde teenager standing with my friend Nate against a sidewalk barrier on a sunny London morning sometime in early summer 2007. We both look like preppy American douchebags

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Any Chicago friends free to house/dog/catsit either of the weekends of Aug. 21-23 or Oct. 1-4? You'd need to stay overnight and take care of a sweet but anxious doggie and a kitty who will steal your food if you don’t lock him in another room first, but we'll pay you ❤️ DM me or Patrick

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

nothing gives me worse beard envy than knowing Ned Kelly was only 25 when he was executed

famous 19th-century Australian outlaw Ned Kelly with his signature black pompadour and huge bushy beard

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Can I post smut here? I’m posting smut here. Little Sunday afternoon chill sesh with your dad and big bro (str8s keep scrolling)

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

breaking: local birthday dad needs pre-party bloody María to ease the transition into middle age

Selfie of me drinking a Bloody Mary out of a mason jar

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

He has assumed the position for belly rub o’clock

My dog Galahad laying on his back a blanket in my lap awaiting belly scratches

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The first scene of ANDREI RUBLEV, where a Russian peasant rides a kind of primitive hot air balloon while he laughs giddily at a mob of angry villagers chasing him, is one of the strangest, most striking, and most debated openings ever. I love this movie.

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Eddie was attacking me but then gave up because he was too eepy

my cat asleep on his favorite blanket with his front paws wrapped around my forearm

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Dressing like a slutty cowboy for jockstrap night. Groundbreaking.

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This portrait gets posted as joke all the time, but my most controversial medieval opinion is that Philip the Handsome actually was handsome

Portrait of Philip the Handsome, King of Castile

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

so your son, is he... you know

me at 4 years old in a yellow mickey mouse raincoat looking very gay

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Society if liberal-to-leftist straight podcast bros weren't terrified of being seen as gay nerds by people whose opinion they claim not to care about

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

After more than a century of CK3 in-game time I finally got a gay son, and he's a sadistic coward who hates sex and has the worst resting bitch face I've ever seen 🙄