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how do i convey that i think zendaya is boring and bad at acting in a way that doesn't get people incandescently angry

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the reason the vibe is so good here is because famous people don’t post and therefore journalists and other assorted parasites don’t care about it. and that’s why I don’t really give a shit if Bluesky does terrible numbers

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still the Slacker avatar 36 years later

Sex is good but have you ever had a man with soft lips and a scratchy beard give you a hundred forehead kisses

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Way more sun and >70º in the forecast than I'd like to see. this fuck-ass year better not take my favorite month from me too

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ok but what if THIS is the year

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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Polish sour rye soup for dinner on a rainy October night, let’s fucking gooooo

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Do you guys ever worry that the decisions you made that were basically laziness disguised as principals are catching up with you

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If Anna Nicole Smith was alive none of this would have happened

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I've been obsessed with Lizzie Borden since age 9 and I think Ryan Murphy should be thrown down a well

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I love when cats make the Marge Simpson sound

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Eric Donaldson - Cherry Oh Baby [Best Quality]

This is straight-up an all-time tenor vocal. It sits almost entirely above middle C, has six high D#s from the chest, and it sounds like he isn't even trying. jfc

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wait is this a parody of Jumper because if so lol

kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

damn this Kyle Gordon parody song came out at the perfect time

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not only can some straights play gay, I am BEGGING someone to cast Keith David as the lead in a dramedy about an aging queen before it's too late

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i have a favorite and a least favorite

kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Chicago not having a real housewives franchise is such a flex

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we could've gotten a good Tony Bourdain movie if he had been born 50-60 years later

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the magical thing about the 1970s is it's the only ecosystem that could have produced Elliott Gould

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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This has been a fun reminder that the only thing worse than someone who is smugly detached from pop culture is someone who smugly thinks everyone is obligated to be interested in pop culture

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So it never develops a sense of humor? Honestly the main reason i turned it off is that it felt like it never stopped trying to make me cry, like the bittersweet melancholy is slathered on so thick it was really hard for me to enjoy

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Yeah well one of my major complaints is that it’s so relentlessly grim

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I do! Baldur's Gate is one of my faves. I'll give it another chance and get to at least that point. But I'm finishing KCD again first 😛

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does it change substantially at some point, bc Prologue through Act 1 really does not hold my interest

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Yeah this would help explain a lot of what I don't like about recent movies

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kitten @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

suddenly in the mood to throw on some pooka shells and a long sleeve billabong tee and listen to guster

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Yeah well rich old guys tend to be distractable and stupid