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Dave Murphy

@helloimdave.bsky.social
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The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.

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college football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 14/08/2026
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
From 90’s Conan: ‘Frankenstein Wastes A Minute Of Our Time’
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This was to Triple H.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 26/06/2026
Read the damn room, Mr. Met.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A spotify playlist of various artists where all songs are either “running up that hill” or “rolling down the hill”
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g̷̼̈́l̵i̴t̵ςђ e̷r̴i̸s̶ 🌌 @glitcheris.xyz · 03/05/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Is Cyndi Lauper the Phil Niekro of music in that she uses an eccentric performance quality to deliver consistent results over multiple decades and is unfairly overlooked in the modern game?
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Bobby Baklava 🇬🇷 @haralambosbaklava.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Let’s drop Vance He’s the worst Catholic A-live
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 09/04/2026
"You know how the University of Michigan says 'Go Blue', right?" "Of course." "Well, we're making limited edition Pop Tarts for colleges and Michigan would be a perfect school for this. We could do Go Blue Blu..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need to tell me how to do my job." The result:
A box of Frosted Go Blue Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 31/03/2026
trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
open up this pit
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Don’t like this, don’t care for this at all. Send this creature to hell
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 06/02/2026
That Person Is No Longer With Us Roco
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hey can someone still on Twitter ask UPS if they stole my lunch?
My delivery was left outside by a UPS box 100 feet from where it was supposed to be delivered but I’m no narc so I’m not going complain to the company and get someone fired. Just checking to see if UPS has it.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
EXCLUSIVE Royal Rumble SPOILER for this Saturday… Just got sent this video from someone testing production in Riyadh.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
i say this with kindness: do not ever tell me anything ever again
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hey @amy.wrestlejoy.com MJF has size 9 feet in size 12 shoes. Felt like you should know.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Well, this can’t be great…
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a woman is sitting in a chair and talking to another woman .
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
He looks like Guillermo del Toro made him
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/12/2025
bsky.app/profile/luke...
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ben driscoll @daisyowl.com · 24/11/2025
maybe i am going insane
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Is this anything?
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Even though I have very little clout, I would like to publicly state that @tapemachines.bsky.social’s substack is great. Totally worth the money and the first installment of their PWI 500, I dunno, retrospective was really wonderful. More people should write about wrestling in their own voices.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Lindsey MF Boylan
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I bet it’s because they don’t live in New York City…
Headline from Newsweek “Americans share the one common reason why they’re not voting for Mamdani”
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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The White House is watching Bluesky now and all they’re going to find out today is that “Antifa hates someone named Yuta”. #AEW
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
My fucking champion
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Patrick Vallely @pjvphotography.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock.Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Arthur Morgan during the first train robbery in RDR2:
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
JUSTICE FOR AIRHEADS
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
If anyone ever tells you pro-wrestling isn’t art, show them this clip.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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two men looking up at a starry sky
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Not my irl friend getting quote tweeted by Pat Cosmos and then that getting reposted by the creator of Swan Boy. So many worlds just smashing into each other.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Chevelle goes so hard. I’ve been yelling this for years.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
@seanrosssapp.bsky.social if you expect me to pay an extra dollar for Fightful Select then I demand a five minute conversation about the Bengals off-season plans at All In! Or are you chicken!?
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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a woman and a puppet are in front of a banner that says rand lane
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/02/2025
she's doing a noise set
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
x games mode
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 26/01/2025
Chad Ochocinco - Baby Come Back
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 26/01/2025
Ja’Marr Chase - Amazed
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Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 07/01/2025
Hogan hobble-walking away with his stupid beer shirt around his ankles and a microphone sticking out of his ass.
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
If you tuned in to see rheas championship celebration and got that big dumbass on a bike, sorry 🤼‍♂️
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