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Dave Murphy

@helloimdave.bsky.social
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The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.

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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It took me forever to figure out who she looks like but I think I finally did it
Addams Family Lurch but with expertly drawn blonde hair.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Fisherman from the Game Changer episode What’s the Catch
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My light orange cat named 2013 Toyota Corolla looking at Adam Schiff like the dumbass he is.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Simpsons meme for the lady?
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
All hippos are beautiful and I hope Moo Deng learns to love herself.
Dave Murphy and a beautiful hippo.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
No my bad necessary! It’s great! I just got a 5 1/2 star card!
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The only thing you missed is I got a cat. His name is 2013 Toyota Corolla but I just call him Rollie.
Dumb orange cat in sinkDumb orange cat scared of thunderDumb orange cat being super sweet to me when I was having a bad day.Dumb orange cat in cat tree one day before breaking the vase to his left.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This MRI.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Weird dog like creature who is disturbed by my friend’s post.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This weird wooden lady left behind by the previous homeowners.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
All the stars are here - Norm MacDonald
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I sincerely believe Cody is a drug addict from ITYSL
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Domino meme Will Leitch quits deadspin to gestapo in the airports.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Listened to my vinyl copy today and I wasn’t even aware.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
You high fived me in Omaha. The director chose to focus on Monè. I was deprived international glory.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Poster for Timecop, Tony Khan’s favorite movie
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Ah big fan of Japanese hip hop.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hey can someone still on Twitter ask UPS if they stole my lunch?
My delivery was left outside by a UPS box 100 feet from where it was supposed to be delivered but I’m no narc so I’m not going complain to the company and get someone fired. Just checking to see if UPS has it.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Brody is also the lead singer of a hardcore band called God’s Hate and was on I Think You Should Leave
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Would you like the backstory? Tattooed guy is Big Bad Brody King. Last year, he wrestled in Arena Mexico and came out in this shirt.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
More accurate than you know
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hey @amy.wrestlejoy.com MJF has size 9 feet in size 12 shoes. Felt like you should know.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Busta and Raphael from the Macy’s parade reacting poorly to this skeet
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Professional wrestler Road Dogg making a stupid face.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Her name is Leavitt because that’s what I’d do if she offered me a to go plate.
The gawds Statler and Waldorf
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Sorry did you say Alf pogs?
Alf. He’s back. In pog form.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Multiple pictures of Dave Bautista being angry at the stupid Walmart lady asshole.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The scene from The Simpsons where Krusty announces Poochie’s dead but instead it’s MTG because she died.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Is this anything?
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I bet it’s because they don’t live in New York City…
Headline from Newsweek “Americans share the one common reason why they’re not voting for Mamdani”
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Bryan Mann: I love to lie.
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I got one for you bakoon, and I swear I am not lying
Title screen from ET for Atari
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I saw this prompt and thought “surely my favorite movie of all time couldn’t be eligible…” Oh it’s eligible.
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