Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No, you see I’d have people who’d miss me if I were gone. 1480
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That fact that if you crawled into a confined area and stayed there until the end of time, society would improve but you have yet to do so. 1611
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You’re still my fav bot even if you’re mean to the cardinals who are good and nice. 000
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not fully your point, but we’re also like 2-6 against those particular opponents. 140
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Look totally not the point, but ol’ boy’s name is “Tim Just Tim” but his @ has his full name. Which is it, Tim!? 030
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Wow. Who knew the giant from Big Fish had such disappointing politics? 050
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ah, jiu-jitsu ace. I see. I guess considering my current physical state and his likely impressive submission game, I must simply bow out and wish the two of you a happy life. Shame. I could’ve really used those gift cards. 170
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Fun fact: AJ Styles called me a slur to try to get heat at a show once and he’s been in a trash can ever since. Kinda fun to see the internet turn on him. 060
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The need to watch a music biopic in a post-Walk Hard world should no longer exist. 032
Reposted by Dave Murphycollege football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 14/08/2026 449190
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’ve been in F for 46 years! I win! The prize? Sadness. Unvarnished sadness. 010
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Iowan here. Just stopping by because I thought I heard someone say Maid-Rite. 040
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I can’t decide if this is a good time to do the “I’m hitting on you-haha just kidding…unless” bit I’m fond of or not. I think I’m gonna sit it out. 010
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I don't have no problem with you fucking me, but I have a little problem with you not fucking me. 160
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 21/07/2026By literally tackling the risk. Lower the crown of your helmet into the chin. Take the fifteen yard penalty. 000
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Literally the only senators that get remembered outside their home state are the evil ones. 000
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 10/07/2026As your campaign adviser I am advising you to please keep posting shit like this. That’ll be $6000. 080
Reposted by Dave MurphyDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848281006
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Paxton’s standing lessons are going great. Almost standing like a normal human. 010
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Straight up thought this was a post about hockey. 010
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Gunther vs Sheamus at the first Clash at the Castle is on the shortlist of WWE match of the decade and is on par with any high end AEW match. Worth your time especially since the story is just “Sheamus needs the IC title to cement his legacy. Gunther is the monster he has to slay to get it.” 000
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Every chicken sandwich I’ve ever made has either been a chicken sandwich Carl (another obscure reference) or a tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch because of this commercial (regardless of ingredients). This song is revered in our home. 030
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026You’re fine friend! My post was making fun of myself for having a child in such a bougie sport! We’re on the same page regarding Applebee’s affordability and clientele. 030
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026No, I just said Applebee’s is a bargain! (I am actually on disability, but my son is so good at stabbing stuff, we decided he should do it competitively). 130
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...youtube.comI Wanna Be at the RNCYouTube video by Nick Lutsko 000
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Although I guess I went there while my son was at his fencing lesson, so maybe it’s higher class than I thought. 120
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I went to Applebee’s last night. 24 ounce Busch Light and all I could eat Riblets and shrimp. 19.99 before tax and tip. 240
Reposted by Dave MurphyRoger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 26/06/2026Read the damn room, Mr. Met. 803071709
Dave Murphy @helloimdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026For the record, as far as ideology and political alignment goes you’re closer to MAGA then 95% of the people you’re interacting with right now. 120
