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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetw…
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I have to be frustratingly, doggedly ecological with my intuition, or nothing makes sense, and I am unprepared for the next week when the unstable status quo is swapped out for a brand new one. The Western world is melting too fast to be a ground for building thoughts on
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I guess we can say now that he may have been checking for his own name in there.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
invader zim BUT WITH SWEARS!!!
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Big boobs (chelsey) @greatmothsucks.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Commission for @rainboroad.bsky.social
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Big boobs (chelsey) @greatmothsucks.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Republicans have ceded their constitutional authority over tariffs to Trump voluntarily. They could have ended it at any time. They could end it now. Trump is not on the ballot this Nov, but they are. The only way to stop this daily tariff drama and insanity is to vote them out.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/01/2026
a lot of people think jeremy piven faked his mercury poisoning as an excuse to get out of a broadway revival he didn't want to do but i always found it plausible because eating sushi twice a day is exactly what i'd do if i had Entourage money
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
me in 2016 wanted to be hot and straight so bad
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
barack obama's woke brother (prob killed way fewer people)
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Incredibly funny to read Hunter’s latest screed for the regime and then remember when he tore his quad in May 2001 and came back in January 2002 looking like an even bigger Mark McGwire bsky.app/profile/timm...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/01/2026
will is right, ICE and the entire trump administration is acting aggressive in hopes that it will silence opposition into submission and it’s important to not give them that. what’s happening in minneapolis will sadly come for us and we need to be ready
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
oh twitch is so fucking over
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
#stocks
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
hope you enjoyed the sowing, bitch bsky.app/profile/star...
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 17/01/2026
Pfff, that's just an illusion caused by her hair framing and her shirt blending into the background masking where her shoulders start If you want a true neck, you gotta post the OG
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/01/2026
Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say theonion.com/report-that-was-very-s…
Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Shoulda just tried the 87 yard field goal imo
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i don’t think that curt cignetti is a good coach
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"up, up, and away!" don't be surprised to see some of your favorite comic book characters make the leap to the silver screen
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Piano Man(sion) @keyboardwriter.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
(punt is blocked) Al Michaels: Oh ... and the Broncos will get great field position ... (go-ahead TD with zeroes) Al Michaels: And it's caught ... game over ... (player spontaneously combusts) AM: Some ... unusual activity on the field here ... (the universe ends) AM: ... not sure what's going on
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"Gets past one defender....and another...aannnd another"
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 11/01/2026
(The touchdown run in Last Boy Scout when he shoots the defender) would you look at that.
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phylan @phylan.website · 11/01/2026
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
more and more teams around the league are starting to use the “tush push”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
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Theodora Ruhs @theodoraruhs.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Father of the 6-month-old being taken to the hospital because of flashbang ICE threw at his car. From Instagram.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
teleporting into the town square of the sleepy village of salem, massachusetts in the winter of 1692 just long enough to say "tune in to whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil" before immediately dematerializing
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
this is sick
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 29/12/2025
I heard Brady choke up for just a split second when describing it
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 01/01/2026
What if time started in mid April and we've been getting the new year wrong this whole time
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Doomscrolling for Fun and Profit @waltallen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
LOL @ tiny Bryce
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 02/01/2026
There's always that one division www.thedrawplay.com/comic/theres...
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I am 90 years old
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Marcia Haufrecht
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Pizzicato Five
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/01/2026
Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-…
Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Just put on The Godfather (1972), and I was trying to remember Sonny’s Italian name (it’s Santino), and for a brief moment I landed on “Siuseppe”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/01/2026
How To Stick To Your New Year’s Resolutions theonion.com/how-to-stick-to-your-n…
How To Stick To Your New Year’s Resolutions
Hire a hitman to shoot you in between the eyes if you even so much as look at a cigarette.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
by 2027 everyone will be killing each other in the streets over which apps are installed on their phones
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
god it’s going to be rough sledding for however long it takes before she’s finally turfed bsky.app/profile/prem...
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor. One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
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Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
That sounds right given this:
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 31/10/2025
this is real weird & sounds like somebody is muscling a legitimate application of fair use bc he is absolutely NOT the sort of person who would eliminate historical archives of something
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This is crushing. Decades of cool uniform stuff nobody else covered, gone I remember thinking the internet would be better at preserving work than the pre-digital age, and it feels increasingly clear the opposite is true
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