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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026

I also saw a guy returning a Halloween skeleton. If you’re not prepared please don’t adopt. Relinquishment and rehoming are traumatic for your pet

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thinking about how many private flights were probably involved in the writing and recording of Cleveland!, including I assume at least 1 flight to fire someone who could have prevented its release

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dril tweet reading "if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways:
1) trump gets 0% of the vote
2) trump gets 1% of the vote
3) trump gets 2% o"

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The part about not knowing his own home address is absolutely not real (despite his insistences), which means he is trying to cosplay as either A) Reacher, B) Einstein, or C) a manic pixie dream girl

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh neat so this year's ride on the Tottenham Hotspurcoaster is going to be even more cursed than 2025-26 huh

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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026

i need to know what happened

sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The trait that entrenches Stancil's status as an all-timer is that any time it seems like maybe he's earning a little extra goodwill and people are rallying to defend him, he'll casually share an opinion like "Nobody remembers what 2024 was really like except me" to get people angry all over again

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

this dog is rad as hell

A dog looking through the viewfinder of a video camera

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Reacher singing this while beating you to death with a running push mower

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Am I still "chasing birds" these days like in my younger days?? Ha ha well funny you should ask

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Each of our kids has books from Dolly's Imagination Library. By any objective measure she was one of the "best" people alive in the world, and I assumed she'd live forever. Genuinely gutted

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The Premier Leage is BACK and I am having a BAD TIME, come on you spurs

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Gearing up for another season of watching Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, surely this time will be different

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

(lying to myself) i'll just get up earlier tomorrow and do it then

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

i wanna know which extremely online lawyer made sure to require the post be pinned. genius.

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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

this is a good thread tactically/operationally the u.s. military has done everything it was asked to do. strategically, there was almost no impact it's not about "oh we need more drones" or whatever, it's understanding what military force can and cannot achieve

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

With the world cup over, I am more grateful than ever for our sweet beautiful #TuLigaLateAqui, the futbol equivalent of Pac-10 After Dark. It's 10:50 central time and there's still a few minutes left in the first half of the Toluca-Pumas game, which started at 9pm local time on a Tuesday bc why not

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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

German broadcast. Nailed it

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

It's called "Revere Pewter" and this was FOISTED upon our renting generation

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

The most important thing in writing is to finish. A finished thing can be fixed. A finished thing can be published. A finished thing can be made into a movie. An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough. So finish the thing.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up

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Lee-uh @feistyfeminist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

"mom, I frew up"-ass bear

a wooden black bear standing on its hind legs

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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Three self appointed wise folk trying to tell this deluded trollbrained carelessly violent chud that only he could be the new Jesus after watching a Youtube video was probably only ever going to go down one way, and we're relatively lucky to have gotten off at the stop that we did

NY Times article, "Platner Suspends Campaign

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They told him he was the guy.

Last July, in a small town in coastal Maine, three progressive, self-styled recruiters of economic populists showed up at ghe blue-shingled house of Graham Platner, a little-known oyster farmer and Marine veteran who lived largely off government benefits.

They knew his name from local labor organizers and activists, and they had watched a video on the internet of him talking about oysters. Struck by his left-leaning ideology, his working-class affect and his gravelly voice, they became convinced that he could win a Senate seat in Maine -- and quickly persuaded Mr. Platner of the same.

The recruiters -- Dan Moraff, Leanne Fan, and Morris Katz -- told Mr. Platner he was "the one," a "hero of the movement," "a historical figure" who could be "leading a revolution," according to half a dozen people wifh knowledge of their

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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Don't know what's left to say about Ryan Grim, other than he's a bad person who either doesn't understand consent or he pretends not to. Gormless loser shit right here Read Marisa's piece BTW, this shouldn't have been a tough call even before this week www.thehandbasket.co/p/graham-pla...

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We didn’t need a rape accusation to know Graham Platner was unfit

Despite months of red flags, his allies insisted he was the vision of positive masculinity the party needed.

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

always fun when a relentlessly media trained player has to talk about a team that they *do not* like or respect, especially immediately after the game ends

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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This is one of the funniest and best-written segments I've ever watched in my life

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

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