Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 11hNot a diehard Cowboys fan, but I do hate all things Houston. That said you gotta give em credit for that. It was pretty sick. 100
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 12hI am really not sure if the Angela Paxton ad is more embarrassing for her or Ken. I think her, but I go back and forth. 010
Reposted by Matt RigneySteven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 16hI RT this every time I see it 433653
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Are we just not supposed to say anything about these glasses? 000
Reposted by Matt RigneyIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14580531973
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@edsbs.bsky.social found a new great way to die 000
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I took a quick shower going into Cowboys overtime and was very confused when I saw there was no overtime. 000
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 26/09/2026LOL I have now seen two cfb penalties arising from simulated peeing in my life. 000
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'd bet everything I have that it's because he's decided to leave now that he got everyone to clap for him. 000
Reposted by Matt RigneyVladRock (bleh) @padrock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026God gave us serifs. And man said no. 081
Reposted by Matt RigneyAn Idiot @cavecosmonaut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why is Woody wearing the surveillance hat from the Simpsons? 3203
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Bevo already a well done burger. Literally cooked. 000
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comSophia Petrillo's Evil Laugh in Golden GirlsALT: Sophia Petrillo's Evil Laugh in Golden Girls 000
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comSimpsons Barney: Just Hook It To My Veins!ALT: Simpsons Barney: Just Hook It To My Veins! 010
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As an Aggie, I gotta say this was extremely well done by these Texas kids. 000
Reposted by Matt RigneyLucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is the most upset i've been about a game that my favorite team didnt play in 1032225
Reposted by Matt RigneyMatt @originalmattb.com · 01/09/2026🧵 September is Gynecologic Cancer Awareness Month. Every SIX MINUTES someone is diagnosed with one of the five gynecologic cancers: Cervical, Ovarian, Uterine/Endometrial, Vaginal, Vulvar? While there is routine screening for cervical cancer there is no routine test or screen for the other types. 1/ 1168
Reposted by Matt RigneyPodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026To answer a question someone had in my mentions: here’s an Octobox of only ESPN+ events live right now, all running through the YTTV app. It would appear that as long as you don’t have a stream number restriction on your YTTV account, you can do whatever you want. 25814
Reposted by Matt RigneyMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Fellow Texans: verify that your voter registration hasn't been suspended without your knowledge. I just double-checked mine following a link in the article; it took all of 1 minute. Make sure your voice can be heard in November. 3016971366
Reposted by Matt RigneyGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 226395087143
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 24/08/20265. The secret ingredient is salt. 4. BBBQ 3. Up and at them! 2. Everything's coming up Millhouse 1. Boourns 120
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Welp I had been thinking about adopting a Premier League team. 000
Reposted by Matt RigneyWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We’re just innocent men 192423761
Reposted by Matt RigneyOut of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026 1248732603
Reposted by Matt RigneyLinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It's a brick and is drowning slowly 65025
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 17/08/2026On no, Michele Tafoya and a toddler started talking policy. 000
Reposted by Matt RigneyWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026⚠️BREAKING NEWS IN AUSTRALIA - BOLLARDS FLIP A TESLA⚠️ #WorldBollardAssociation 1233083629
Reposted by Matt RigneyHenning @geohenning.bsky.social · 13/08/2026A new video emerged which seems to show a surface rupture in Yatsushiro, Japan following the M6.8 earthquake in July! Exact location of the video would be 32°30'04.0"N 130°38'29.9"E. Absolutely wild. Only the second ever video of a surface rupture forming after the 2025 Myanmar video! ⚒️🧪 #geology 17577212
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Obviously heinous and terrible, but at least these dumbasses will be accidently shocking their peers all over the place. 010
Reposted by Matt RigneyThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been theonion.com/man-who-skipped-airpor… 182975282
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Happy first day of school to all parents out there.static.klipy.comShawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain SceneALT: Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene 000
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Running over your own mirror at the end is perfect. 000
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hey @davejorgenson.bsky.social I found your evil Swedish doppelgänger. He also seems to be a journalist. 000
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I do not approve of the Young People bringing back jorts like this. 182
Reposted by Matt RigneyIda B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/08/2026For YEARS, I been waiting for this to happen every time I watch the news 228103431967
Matt Rigney @shottheserif.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Fuck em up Socrates They're good dogs Bront Crab Rangoons Check this shit out 030
