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shellhazard

@hazardous.technology
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Thing doer. Touches computers, mostly Go & Nix. Varied interests that loosely relate to how technology can help us build and empower communities. Boosts guaranteed to be an undefined ratio of genuine insights and complete shitposts. 学习中文。

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shellhazard @hazardous.technology · 26/09/2026
conference slides with threatening auras
NixCon 2026 slide with the title "Nix on Windows Effort Kickoff"
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winter @madoka.systems · 24/09/2026
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 to your router: - I would like to speak with the endpoint 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆. - Where do you keep your 𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗲 devices? - What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁? - I brought my 𝗼𝘄𝗻 protocol. - Sell me this 𝗩𝗟𝗔𝗡. - What are your 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀?
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Spicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As an ally, I love when women are able to parry, block, reflect, or otherwise avoid damage in combat
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 18/09/2026
as far back as i can remember i always wanted to troubleshoot cross-domain cookie handling
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it isn't that there's no baby in that bathwater. there's a baby in that bathwater. it's just that it's a combination of baby, bathwater, and scorpions.
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Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The contagion of fear bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09/13/t...
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The contagion of fear | The Observation Deck
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Alice Valiant @alice.strange.domains · 08/09/2026
not a big deal, a counter example to navier stokes was posted on gamefaqs 22 years ago and this is just it regurgitating here
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 07/09/2026
babe where are you going i said i won’t do anymore sesame street puns those days are grover
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shellhazard @hazardous.technology · 07/09/2026
Seeing the usual suspects dismiss this as delusional, cope, etc., but if you were involved in moving this needle beforehand, you will have felt the balance of power shift in a meaningful way.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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tierney cyren @bnb.im · 21/08/2026
"GTA 6 leaks spread online" okay someone get a mop??
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Roscoe Rubin-Rottenberg @knotbin.com · 20/08/2026
I feel like my demands are pretty reasonable I only ask that instead of permissioned records and public records we call them innie records and outie records.
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AT Protocol Developers @atproto.com · 20/08/2026
The most significant extension to the protocol since launch—atproto spaces—is now officially alpha software you can start testing with. Here's more about the goals and how to start testing. atproto.com/blog/atproto...
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The Atproto Spaces Alpha is Live
Atproto Spaces, formerly known as “the permissioned data protocol,” is a new extension to atproto that enables non-public data. The alpha is now officially open. Here’s how to develop with it and what to expect as we work towards the full release.
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Elixir of Progress @elucidating.extradimensional.space · 20/08/2026
The acceptance of the idea that some labor is bad for humans to do is critical for a leftist vision, imo, regardless of the specific location on the political compass.
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✨Olivia Kaufman✨ @olivia.wtf · 10/08/2026
my therapist doesn't know what nix is so she can't institutionalize me for using it
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cafkafk @cafkafk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
just woke up what's the move
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 12/05/2026
enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 06/08/2026
transphobes are always tweeting at me like "when they dig you up they'll know you're a man" nah dog. when they dig me up they'll strike a tally & go "damn. how many of these bitches were called Calvin Klein?"
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shellhazard @hazardous.technology · 31/07/2026
hm. think we need a labeller for this
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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE GAME BINARIES. THANK YOU
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 25/07/2026
chasing down 17yos speeding on lime bikes to make sure they're organ donors
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 19/07/2026
in 2028 people will pay you to haul away and dispose of nvidia ngx boxes. you will have a side business grinding up ddr5 modules to use as aggregate for asphalt
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Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 16/07/2026
The internet is only dead if you're on platforms owned by the people trying to kill it
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Arika @ari.express · 12/07/2026
Going to the nix store you want anything?
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oliver @eikopf.com · 26/06/2026
to a guy like me these heatwaves are just ordinary waves. just a glimpse into my australian mind
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
you got three options: go to law school, take up knitting, or invest the $1000 you’re going to save in etsy witches to turn sam altman into a pumpkin
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shellhazard @hazardous.technology · 08/06/2026
we're so back #pebbletime2
a rectangular box laying on a table labelled "pebble time 2" with a shorter and longer box above it labelled "pebble"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A picture of Brian with a text:
Don't expect a bless you after the 3rd sneeze get your shit together
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Jason Parker-Burlingham @dropmaw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
the monad is the powerhouse of the cell
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 06/05/2026
my hot edtech take is that proprietary software should not be allowed in classrooms
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
All I gotta say is that people who are criticizing any staff of a website for blocking users of the website need to spend a few years as staff of a social website and experiencing the unhinged abuse you get for it and see how fast you resort to mass blocking too
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
on my way to get a second ice coffee
Blurry picture (real) of a horse floating through the air
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Hazel Weakly @hazelweakly.me · 31/03/2026
I’ve posted it before, but it feels evergreen The two hardest problems in Computer Science are 1. Human communication 2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important
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shellhazard @hazardous.technology · 28/03/2026
i've never regretted not booking a flight more. brilliant talks from brilliant people. #atmosphereconf
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dan @danabra.mov · 27/03/2026
i'm continually mystified why otherwise smart people keep publishing llm-assisted essays. the bla IS the bla; it's not foo, it's bar. look this shit just sucks to read, pls stop this
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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Not rde @rde-or-not.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Machine Gun #cavestory
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Emily Liu @emilyliu.me · 13/03/2026
It's on Roomy. Message me on Germ. It's literally on Streamplace. You can find it on Leaflet. Go to Eurosky. Use Tangled.
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Ivy Reese @spiralganglion.com · 04/03/2026
with all the deskilling and gell-manning (etc) we're gonna get from automated thinking machines, now is the time for the 'tools for thought' crowd to make tools that help you think things through for yourself. tools to do *more* hard thinking. it should feel effortful. cherish that feeling.
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 01/03/2026
Woke 3.0 will have decentralized versions of all the apps you loved from Woke 2.0. But instead of relying on centralized gatekeepers, you can own and control your own identity via cryptography.
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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 07/02/2026
this is funny in the same way as it would be funny to find that your melanoma had formed a perfect image of Nicolas Cage
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qntm @qntm.org · 23/01/2026
Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Insisting that the plural of “Lego” is “Legolas”
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 22/12/2025
man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
cut up avocado. including the seed
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
James Webb Looked Too Deep Into Space... What It Found Is Disturbing

Tell web to keep looking until it finds the EPSTINE FILES.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
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