Reposted by shellhazardwinter @madoka.systems · 24/09/2026𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 to your router: - I would like to speak with the endpoint 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆. - Where do you keep your 𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗲 devices? - What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁? - I brought my 𝗼𝘄𝗻 protocol. - Sell me this 𝗩𝗟𝗔𝗡. - What are your 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀? 515041
Reposted by shellhazardSpicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As an ally, I love when women are able to parry, block, reflect, or otherwise avoid damage in combat 320426
Reposted by shellhazardaustin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 18/09/2026as far back as i can remember i always wanted to troubleshoot cross-domain cookie handling 2413
Reposted by shellhazardrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it isn't that there's no baby in that bathwater. there's a baby in that bathwater. it's just that it's a combination of baby, bathwater, and scorpions. 347243
Reposted by shellhazardBryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The contagion of fear bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09/13/t...bcantrill.dtrace.orgThe contagion of fear | The Observation Deck 1624083
Reposted by shellhazardAlice Valiant @alice.strange.domains · 08/09/2026not a big deal, a counter example to navier stokes was posted on gamefaqs 22 years ago and this is just it regurgitating here 0464
Reposted by shellhazardfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 07/09/2026babe where are you going i said i won’t do anymore sesame street puns those days are grover 1029766
shellhazard @hazardous.technology · 07/09/2026Seeing the usual suspects dismiss this as delusional, cope, etc., but if you were involved in moving this needle beforehand, you will have felt the balance of power shift in a meaningful way. 3434
Reposted by shellhazardtierney cyren @bnb.im · 21/08/2026"GTA 6 leaks spread online" okay someone get a mop?? 041
Reposted by shellhazardRoscoe Rubin-Rottenberg @knotbin.com · 20/08/2026I feel like my demands are pretty reasonable I only ask that instead of permissioned records and public records we call them innie records and outie records. 3511
Reposted by shellhazardAT Protocol Developers @atproto.com · 20/08/2026The most significant extension to the protocol since launch—atproto spaces—is now officially alpha software you can start testing with. Here's more about the goals and how to start testing. atproto.com/blog/atproto...atproto.comThe Atproto Spaces Alpha is LiveAtproto Spaces, formerly known as “the permissioned data protocol,” is a new extension to atproto that enables non-public data. The alpha is now officially open. Here’s how to develop with it and what to expect as we work towards the full release. 26339123
Reposted by shellhazardElixir of Progress @elucidating.extradimensional.space · 20/08/2026The acceptance of the idea that some labor is bad for humans to do is critical for a leftist vision, imo, regardless of the specific location on the political compass. 1112
Reposted by shellhazard✨Olivia Kaufman✨ @olivia.wtf · 10/08/2026my therapist doesn't know what nix is so she can't institutionalize me for using it 0152
Reposted by shellhazardkourge the jafnhár 🏳️🌈 @kourge.net · 12/05/2026enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences 292577665
Reposted by shellhazardcinnamon 🐇 🏳️⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 06/08/2026transphobes are always tweeting at me like "when they dig you up they'll know you're a man" nah dog. when they dig me up they'll strike a tally & go "damn. how many of these bitches were called Calvin Klein?" 1627
Reposted by shellhazardDevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE GAME BINARIES. THANK YOU 111342
Reposted by shellhazardaustin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 25/07/2026chasing down 17yos speeding on lime bikes to make sure they're organ donors 2283
Reposted by shellhazardaustin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 19/07/2026in 2028 people will pay you to haul away and dispose of nvidia ngx boxes. you will have a side business grinding up ddr5 modules to use as aggregate for asphalt 4261
Reposted by shellhazardAnuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 16/07/2026The internet is only dead if you're on platforms owned by the people trying to kill it 0164
Reposted by shellhazardArika @ari.express · 12/07/2026Going to the nix store you want anything? 1311314
Reposted by shellhazardoliver @eikopf.com · 26/06/2026to a guy like me these heatwaves are just ordinary waves. just a glimpse into my australian mind 4744
Reposted by shellhazardGiovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 22/06/2026you got three options: go to law school, take up knitting, or invest the $1000 you’re going to save in etsy witches to turn sam altman into a pumpkin 215025
Reposted by shellhazardJason Parker-Burlingham @dropmaw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026the monad is the powerhouse of the cell 3974
Reposted by shellhazardDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 06/05/2026my hot edtech take is that proprietary software should not be allowed in classrooms 1338644
Reposted by shellhazardrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 22/04/2026All I gotta say is that people who are criticizing any staff of a website for blocking users of the website need to spend a few years as staff of a social website and experiencing the unhinged abuse you get for it and see how fast you resort to mass blocking too 142883
Reposted by shellhazardMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 18/04/2026on my way to get a second ice coffee 161328175
Reposted by shellhazardHazel Weakly @hazelweakly.me · 31/03/2026I’ve posted it before, but it feels evergreen The two hardest problems in Computer Science are 1. Human communication 2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important 181035280
shellhazard @hazardous.technology · 28/03/2026i've never regretted not booking a flight more. brilliant talks from brilliant people. #atmosphereconf 050
Reposted by shellhazarddan @danabra.mov · 27/03/2026i'm continually mystified why otherwise smart people keep publishing llm-assisted essays. the bla IS the bla; it's not foo, it's bar. look this shit just sucks to read, pls stop this 1940239
Reposted by shellhazardKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 21/08/2025things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes 295181062636
Reposted by shellhazardEmily Liu @emilyliu.me · 13/03/2026It's on Roomy. Message me on Germ. It's literally on Streamplace. You can find it on Leaflet. Go to Eurosky. Use Tangled. 3694
Reposted by shellhazardIvy Reese @spiralganglion.com · 04/03/2026with all the deskilling and gell-manning (etc) we're gonna get from automated thinking machines, now is the time for the 'tools for thought' crowd to make tools that help you think things through for yourself. tools to do *more* hard thinking. it should feel effortful. cherish that feeling. 77113
Reposted by shellhazardAdam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 01/03/2026Woke 3.0 will have decentralized versions of all the apps you loved from Woke 2.0. But instead of relying on centralized gatekeepers, you can own and control your own identity via cryptography. 811210
Reposted by shellhazardclever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 07/02/2026this is funny in the same way as it would be funny to find that your melanoma had formed a perfect image of Nicolas Cage 071
Reposted by shellhazardqntm @qntm.org · 23/01/2026Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly 10887178
Reposted by shellhazardBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me 466738837
Reposted by shellhazardLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing. 593932876
Reposted by shellhazardMedusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Insisting that the plural of “Lego” is “Legolas” 932430
Reposted by shellhazarddillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 22/12/2025man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut 571506312
Reposted by shellhazardBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂 71158283199