hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 10hIf Gus Johnson is calling Drake Lindsey “Drizzy Drake” does that means Michigan is Kendrick Lamar 220
Reposted by haydenIlliterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Iowa isn't real it was made up as a metaphor 1528
Reposted by haydenironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing. 420237
Reposted by haydendisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As a disabled person, seeing Stephen Miller aggressively pushing for crytyping scares me. 1181
Reposted by haydenwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go 301945211
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is probably something I ought to discuss with my therapist next week but all the stories about men being gigantic pieces of shit over the last few weeks (Arch, Burnerverse, Cornell) makes me feel legitimately ashamed of being a cis man and idk if i’m just self flagellating here or what but man 140
Reposted by haydenDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hearing the pohlads say literally anything feels like this 030
Reposted by haydenSteven Rich @datab.ae · 29/09/2026god bless student journaliststhecut.comHow Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.” 212140
Reposted by haydenPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026i don't think every institution in the united states should have all pushed the big red "ERODE FAITH" button in unison. what do i know though 1736
Reposted by haydenHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134323770
Reposted by haydenfunctional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i am a deep believer in restorative justice and that people should not be only judged forever by the worst thing they’ve done. and it pisses me off to see that language co-opted to argue for a world with no accountability or social consequences to bad behavior 2223
Reposted by haydenironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[to the tune of Choosin’ Texas] It doesn’t take a real good map to see/ How vast and great our nation seems to be/ Makin’ memes about myself/ He’s sendin’ shitposts; I can tell/ 711515
Reposted by haydenfunctional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026sort of weird that no one has tried to defend a'ja wilson by using a magical basketball to drain her powers looney tunes style 2204
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Twins are dangerously close to doing something extremely funny to the AL West race 140
Reposted by haydenNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game. 151431190
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would like @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social to be aware that I got a Lane Kiffin DoorDash ad before starting After Dark on Twitch 000
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I really want to see that Robert Pattinson movie about Chris Hansen because it seems like the types of people who like super overzealously hate pedophiles to the point where it seems like they’re trying to cover up the fact that they’re a pedophile all hate it 040
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I regret to inform you my Auggies are on Hundred Watch @sickoscommittee.org 240
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gotten two Minnesota Republican ads AND a Wisconsin Republican ad (?) on the same commercial break in Texas Tennessee lmaooo 120
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Twins playing spoiler to the only MLB team without a pride night in their division race would be another victory for Woke 2 020
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know very few of you feel bad for me but the Packers losing is especially annoying when you’re a Minnesotan because just about everyone you know is actively praying on your team’s downfall 110
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Packers are so bad but they’re still probably gonna win because it’s the Falcons lol 010
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My Jordan Love jersey has gotten mixed reviews at work today 000
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ive legitimately had this song stuck in my head all day 020
Reposted by haydenSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2026I’ve never seen anyone eat at chicken from the BYKE 1826545
Reposted by haydenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026listen, when the least popular president in history asks to go on your college football show, you gotta say yes, guys 3670435
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I never know exactly how to articulate my thoughts on Taylor Swift because I think a lot of the criticisms about her are extremely valid however many of my friends and my younger sister are diehard Swifties so I get defensive of her on their behalf 110
Reposted by haydenWNBA @wnba.com · 23/09/2026Join us in wishing Happy Birthday to 5x WNBA All-Star, 2025 All-Star Game MVP, 2024 DPOY, 2024 Commissioner’s Cup Champion and MVP, and 3x All-WNBA First Team Member, Napheesa Collier! 🎉 #WNBABday 825436
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was legit terrified of this when it was happening lol 000
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That German guy who was here for the World Cup that was probably a psyop was a huge Ella Langley fan lol 100
Reposted by haydenSpilly @spilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A bunch of humorless scolds on this website are about to experience ironghazi. It’s like watching a runaway nuclear reaction in real time 823023
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not loving all the Protect College Sports ads before LSU Ole Miss 001
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Heading back to Cedar Riverside for the Auggie football home opener today!! ROLL DAMN LUTHERANS 210
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 16/09/2026THE US WOMENS WHEELCHAIR BASKETBALL TEAM (with three Minnesotans on the roster #localangle) PLAYS CHINA AT 4PM FOR A SPOT IN THE WHEELCHAIR BASKETBALL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS SEMIFINALS. STREAM ON PEACOCK/YOUTUBE 020
hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean I just bought a condo a couple months ago and am living independently so probably 120
Reposted by haydenToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kinda funny that Bob Kraft unintentionally gave Ed Sheeran an out to turn his low-selling stadium tour into a sold-out arena tour and Ed was like “Nah, I’m gonna make it worse” 031
Reposted by haydenPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102184246