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@haydena51.bsky.social
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♿️ writer, sports enjoyer, music lover, wheelchair basketball propaganda spreader. 1 John 4:7-8. Auggie ‘23🦅

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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 10h
If Gus Johnson is calling Drake Lindsey “Drizzy Drake” does that means Michigan is Kendrick Lamar
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now do Pat McAfee off of GameDay
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iowa isn't real it was made up as a metaphor
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unfortunately real
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a disabled person, seeing Stephen Miller aggressively pushing for crytyping scares me.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is probably something I ought to discuss with my therapist next week but all the stories about men being gigantic pieces of shit over the last few weeks (Arch, Burnerverse, Cornell) makes me feel legitimately ashamed of being a cis man and idk if i’m just self flagellating here or what but man
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hearing the pohlads say literally anything feels like this
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 29/09/2026
god bless student journalists
thecut.com
How Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case
“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026
i don't think every institution in the united states should have all pushed the big red "ERODE FAITH" button in unison. what do i know though
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am a deep believer in restorative justice and that people should not be only judged forever by the worst thing they’ve done. and it pisses me off to see that language co-opted to argue for a world with no accountability or social consequences to bad behavior
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HATER’S DELIGHT
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[to the tune of Choosin’ Texas] It doesn’t take a real good map to see/ How vast and great our nation seems to be/ Makin’ memes about myself/ He’s sendin’ shitposts; I can tell/
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when I watch the Kentucky Derby:
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sort of weird that no one has tried to defend a'ja wilson by using a magical basketball to drain her powers looney tunes style
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Twins are dangerously close to doing something extremely funny to the AL West race
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would like @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social to be aware that I got a Lane Kiffin DoorDash ad before starting After Dark on Twitch
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really want to see that Robert Pattinson movie about Chris Hansen because it seems like the types of people who like super overzealously hate pedophiles to the point where it seems like they’re trying to cover up the fact that they’re a pedophile all hate it
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I regret to inform you my Auggies are on Hundred Watch @sickoscommittee.org
St. John’s 28, Augsburg 0 14:51 2nd
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Help
St. John’s 21, Augsburg 0 1:21 in the 1st
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotten two Minnesota Republican ads AND a Wisconsin Republican ad (?) on the same commercial break in Texas Tennessee lmaooo
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Twins playing spoiler to the only MLB team without a pride night in their division race would be another victory for Woke 2
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know very few of you feel bad for me but the Packers losing is especially annoying when you’re a Minnesotan because just about everyone you know is actively praying on your team’s downfall
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Legitimately pathetic
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Packers are so bad but they’re still probably gonna win because it’s the Falcons lol
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let us go the Green Bay Packers
Me with a Spotted Cow
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My Jordan Love jersey has gotten mixed reviews at work today
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ive legitimately had this song stuck in my head all day
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2026
I’ve never seen anyone eat at chicken from the BYKE
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
listen, when the least popular president in history asks to go on your college football show, you gotta say yes, guys
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I never know exactly how to articulate my thoughts on Taylor Swift because I think a lot of the criticisms about her are extremely valid however many of my friends and my younger sister are diehard Swifties so I get defensive of her on their behalf
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WNBA @wnba.com · 23/09/2026
Join us in wishing Happy Birthday to 5x WNBA All-Star, 2025 All-Star Game MVP, 2024 DPOY, 2024 Commissioner’s Cup Champion and MVP, and 3x All-WNBA First Team Member, Napheesa Collier! 🎉 #WNBABday
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was legit terrified of this when it was happening lol
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That German guy who was here for the World Cup that was probably a psyop was a huge Ella Langley fan lol
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HELL YEAH BROTHER
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Making a quesadilla in my airfryer will report back
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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A bunch of humorless scolds on this website are about to experience ironghazi. It’s like watching a runaway nuclear reaction in real time
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#568 IN THE NATION WE WANT OHIO STATE
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not loving all the Protect College Sports ads before LSU Ole Miss
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Heading back to Cedar Riverside for the Auggie football home opener today!! ROLL DAMN LUTHERANS
Me in my Augsburg sweatshirt
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026
oh
Google search: what is google zero

AI Overview

Google Zero is a term for the shift where Google stops acting as a gateway to outside websites and instead gives direct answers on its own search results page.
Technology journalist Nilay Patel coined the phrase. It describes a growing reality driven by features like AI Overviews, featured snippets, and knowledge panels. 

(and then I intentionally cut off the screenshot before the first website cited. I mention it's intentional in a doomed attempt to get ahead of the reply guys)
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THE US WOMENS WHEELCHAIR BASKETBALL TEAM (with three Minnesotans on the roster #localangle) PLAYS CHINA AT 4PM FOR A SPOT IN THE WHEELCHAIR BASKETBALL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS SEMIFINALS. STREAM ON PEACOCK/YOUTUBE
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hayden @haydena51.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean I just bought a condo a couple months ago and am living independently so probably
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kinda funny that Bob Kraft unintentionally gave Ed Sheeran an out to turn his low-selling stadium tour into a sold-out arena tour and Ed was like “Nah, I’m gonna make it worse”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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