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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 14h

Of COURSE we should vet the people we vote for, and hold them to the things we cared about--we always should! And this time is actually MORE CRUCIAL than any other time! We can't have the "same, old, same old" DNC-machine nonsense! It's aiding and abetting, really

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 14h

I'm guessing OP is one of those people who is like "whoa, whoa, whoa, there, idiots!!! abolish ICE??!!? are you mental, haha! instead, we should make them watch another training video that costs taxpayers $1T and is developed by Anthropic or w/e because obvies AI is the way, and ... "

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 14h

Imagine literally any elected Dem actually doing anything as opposition to Trump right now, so. we should just keep electing Dems and ... idk, cross our fingers!!! right? 110% a Jeffries-esque-packed Senate and House will just be like "we'll send a letter" and then pass, pass, pass his crap

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 14h

Why is this the greatest thing I've ever seen and why hadn't I seen it earlier

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16h

y'all... 🤭😭

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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian

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Dog & Pony Show @dogandpony.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Drunk History + your local news = this

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Heckin' ... guy who lost to whatever was going on in that Annihiliation film

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

That's right! Thanks, um ... AMPM Toomgis version of Swamp Thing (?) for pointing it out! We do hate them!

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Looks like we got some cool new stuff to play with, too!! I bet she(?)'ll be stupid fun to mess around with Still sucks that Tekken won't do what it needs to and just reinstate all the "Korean backdash" shenanigans that were always present, but, whatever

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Huh, it's weird (re: Tekken) I could have sworn they had Roger all buff as heck so I figured it was Roger (Papa) instead of Roger (Mama), but that gameplay trailer certainly looked like Mama I may have to actually reinstall Tekken 8. Roger was always my jam, loved trolling with the kangaroo

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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Folks I just looked at an English copy of Master Fighter II (the classic bootleg NES version of SFII) and you need to read the back

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

meme 4 panel comic showing patrick saying hey beter. peter griffin family guy show says: "yes batrick spongebob squarepants." patrick holds gun on hand asking who lives in a pineaple under the sea. peter griffin realistics and hurts knee to say holy frick follow now to beter

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It's *always* like this. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, SO tired of the stupid-rich pushing us down. This is all it's about. The EXTREME RICH telling us, "hey man, you're dirt, and we're gonna take and get everything, and, like, here's a good reason why!" I hate this world

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Man, as a Motorola owner, I seriously wish I could do anything--literally *anything* else They force an app called, like, "Hello, you!" or some crap which is just pro-Trump nonsense For instance, I just got a push notification that DOJ is investigating the press folx who pushed back against him.

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Should have used these very helpful ladies as desktop-living assistants tbh www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhTQ...

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Take anything you want - Zuiiken girls

YouTube video by slowloris

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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

On the set of PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE w/ Paul Marco (Kelton the Cop), The Amazing Criswell (narrator), and writer/producer/director Edward D. Wood Jr. #BOTD. "He was so proud of it," Marco said. #FilmSky #EdWood

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I laugh at all the other ones generally, but this is simply an awesome photograph

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The amount of work clearly visible in every bit of animation in knights of guinevere is really something. Glad to see glitch is putting all that “Jax in a maid outfit” merch dosh to work

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

imagining Waria, the evil Maria from sound of music, putting on a bunch of nazi puppet shows and farting

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

(which means he's super-smart, of course)

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

(he said all of this in less time than a micro machines ad btw)

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"My thought is, hoax 'em! Hex 'em! Let them show that they are great with our penalties! It's like, I'm the roguelike they're living in, and I know they're so great they can overcome the stupid debuffs we proscribe for Achievos! Haha! I'm so benevolent here! Also, gah, trannies exist oh no!!"

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ben Shapiro tweeting in March of 2016: I’m an actual white Sox fan, unlike the fake one in the White House

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"Matt Damon"

The mew Crypt Keeper design that is not very good and looks stupid

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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

bringing this back around

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh shit--forgot I was on bksy So here is my data in easy graph forms:

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Craig Marduk should be, like, "haha, newly dadd-ish, Tekken 8 Roger, I'm now fuckin' yer gal, Roger (mama) ahahahahaa" and then Armor King (the o.g.) should be all "oh yeah, you never killed me, beyotch! and btw I'm fucking Roger (papa)" and that should be the new thing in Tek

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

And folks, I dunno who this lummox is we all keep seeing leaning over whatever or wherever or all the ... um ... y'know? I just gotta say, I do not care that Kilroy was here, am I right folks? Now, about twenty-three skiddoo ... . "

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 10/10/2026

Well this is the worst headline I've ever seen.

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xXacidnekoXx @xxacidnekoxx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’m still waiting for my “gamer check” for playing Donkey Kong

Alexis Ohanian
@alexisohanian

Within the next 5 years, the majority of gamers won't play games unless they are being properly valued for that time.
The model is called "play-to-earn" and it will become standard for video games in the future.

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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Of course the Trump Savings Accounts for kids turns out to be scam. In effect, "our president is helping rich donors offload overvalued stocks onto children, who are forced to hold the stocks for five years whether they want to or not." www.rawstory.com/trump-accoun...

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Trump rigs kids’ piggy banks so billionaires can dump falling stock on them: analyst

A quiet change to President Donald Trump's namesake savings program for children amounts to a gift for billionaires, according to an economic analyst.In an article for The Bulwark on Thursday, economi...

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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The news just since I left work: -A planned livestream of an execution by firing squad -Trump basically trying to incite a pogrom against Somalis Nothing mysterious or complicated about what's happening.

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Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

INSPECTOR MINTON'S INVESTIGATION FILES: THE CLOWN MURDER CASE

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Profiles in No Courage

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's because they can't afford to live.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 08/10/2026

this is already going well

Text:
John: Hi, I'm John. We're gathering views on America's relationship with Israel. Got a sec to chat? Stop2End
Me: Sure
Great, glad you're up for it. How do you see Israel as one of America's strongest allies?
Me: I don't understand what you are asking
John: No worries, let me put it simply.
How do you see Israel as one of America's strongest allies?

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Achievement unlocked! (Sorry, yikes. Hope you feel better soon)

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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 08/10/2026

had a stray thought about this, decided to check, and inflation so bad adjusted guybrush passed $50 recently fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflat...

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is why I think it's especially hilarious that he put out that dumb Tweet (or Truth Social ... truth? or whatever) calling on Minnesotans to fight against the Somalis on his behalf I can't imagine he has a very high approval in that occupied, bullied place where his agents killed people

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Maybe because you lot have been constantly working with regimes to push the narratives that will lead to the next big "in the closet" thing, and are gonna gleefully cheer for SCOTUS to finally get rid of gay marriage, and the point has always been power wants these people dead idk

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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

lol the number of gays is the same it’s just that kids aren’t idiot marks so they’re not going to volunteer that information to the nazis

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