Reposted by ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman)
i bet he spent the whole last decade of his life absolutely fuming that he was outed as a pedophile and a sexual predator before it was cool. punished for being a trendsetter!
ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman)
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Hey there, I'm still ThePatrick who wrote stupid guides on GameFAQs eons ago I'm a mailman now, so I'm just tired all the time 日本語が分かんないから～という海外の龍が如くファン為に攻略を作造ということで何時間も無駄にした安保な親父です～ 宜しくお願いしま～す
![Described with the subtlety of a brick as “MELANIE (40), a fat blue-hair,” the woman, blasting NPR, revs up again and fatally hits ICE agent “Juan” with her car. Then his ICE partner, “Mike,” shoots her in a justifiable killing.
Melanie reacts to the drawn gun with panic...
She MASHES on the gas as she throws the car into reverse, accidentally SLAMMING Juan out of the way. He goes flying into the gutter, bleeding...
And as the car reverses, Mike FIRES TWICE through the
windshield...
The first shot takes the [sic] Melanie in the neck, below her covid
mask. The second in the head, above her covid mask.
Blood SPLATTERS on her PASSENGER’s (40s, female, overweight)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b546jo57nkr4ax5etslgqm6i/bafkreiccti7iej2os3notcwiuvjsl7inrd22j4dojiofpjwythnnsnnfja)
