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I wanna have a secret and once everyone learns it it makes them all forgive me for being so annoying

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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 7h
The magazine selection at my trans care dr office
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
done been collapsed
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 14h
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Swan boy is the best thing to happen to straight trans women since griffin McElroy invented them in 2017
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People don’t like it when they ask you how your new job is and you tell them it sucks really bad and start uncontrollably crying lol
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
true (?) story comix #3 | patreon.com/lubchansky
TRUE(?) STORY COMIX #3
PANEL 1: MATTIE, relaxing with a book, topless. She's reading a big book. A speech bubble floats in from offscreen.
MATTIE: A BEAUTIFUL DAY, TITS OUT AT THE GAY BEACH.
VO: HEY…

PANEL 2: MATTIE turns to look behind her. There is a seemingly cishet couple there, holding hands. They are both incredibly pale and wearing big hats and sunglasses. A Text box points to them.
TEXT BOX: THE BEST I CAN FIGURE, A CIS? HET? COUPLE? 
CIS(?)GUY: DO YOU KNOW…WHAT HAPPENS HERE. AT NIGHT.

PANEL 3: Back on MATTIE. A text box points to her. The COUPLE is in the near foreground.
TEXT: KNOWS THE ANSWER IS "FUCKING AND SUCKING"
MATTIE: I AM NORMALLY ONLY HERE DURING THE DAY.
MAN(?): OH. OKAY.

PANEL 4 : MATTIE looks away. The COUPLE in the background are beamed up back to their spaceship.
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maud @peloriemate.net · 27/09/2026
its funnier if you know she's committing bank fraud in this screenshot
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In case anyone was wondering what a masters of nursing looks like it is reading books about energy and “becominghuman” like we are all training to heal people with crystals It’s so fucking stupid what the fuck am I doing
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The world young justice proposes is extremely dark? Children are born with the ability to manifest superpowers when they are tortured enough. Most of them die and the rest are sold into slavery? Like…..what? That’s the world captain marvel and Superman exist in?
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Black lighting just tazed a 14 year old girl to death in young justice okie dokie
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Cordelius @cordeiius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#fleshcube
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think that my problem with basically all the marvel output for a while now is that there is absolutely ZERO superhero romance NONE of the superheroes kiss
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is young justice a good tv show? No. It’s extremely awkward and bad. Is it a bunch of soap opera nonsense about clones and love triangles and secret babies with villains and evil parents and double crosses? Oh you bet. Maybe the most comic book adaptation of any comic book adaptation
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally
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ronununu @ronununu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
test
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homerfan1738 @homerfan1738.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 24/09/2026
*theme of a distant star on an island begins to play* #roseart
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 23/07/2026
I’ve decided to move my “operations” into flutter valley…. And uhm… enslave the flutter ponies >_<; sdsssorry….. it just uhm. Happened ^_^ they are soooo easy to enslave. I make the flutter ponies push the wheel of pain grain mill thing all day cuz its funny idk what its even hooked up to
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HEAD OFFICE HAS ASKED ME TO PASS THIS ON
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Pim @pimmeke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GENDO: So by accelerating the coming of the Third Impact, we as a species could realize our deepest wish to finally be reunited with our dead wife. JOE: But, like, at the cost of our individuality, our most profound sense of self. GENDO: Do we really need that though? JOE: True. Yeah. Sure.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thinking about this poem as I go to an evil job i hate and work on a degree i don’t want in a rotting state that hates me
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Sophie Campbell 🏳️‍⚧️ @mooncalfe1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah
A drawing of Supergirl wearing a white shortsleeved top, blue skirt, blue boots, and red cape.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just know that deep down in my heart, I hate every single one of you fucking losers and will drag you kicking and screaming into hell with me.
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the most depressing things about social media is you will see people who are supposed to be on your side arguing that it's important to sacrifice trans people to save democracy, then a day later stake everything on defending a building.
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve lost 50 lbs in the last year and haven’t even gone down a pant size this is bullshit
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) harriet ( @hattersarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
pawtols
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(D-Mi) Evelyn Normielib

- Retired teacher 
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
- “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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Stephen Paul @stephenpaul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Checking out the new Harold Sakuishi music manga
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 21/09/2026
Once upon a time...
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Frankie Frankenstein @friendfrankenstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gonna start tricking all the new Coyote/Roadrunner shippers into watching Lupin the Third. come closer. come closer it's Literally The Same Dynamic just the roadrunners french. come closer.
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Green Lantern Comic
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I suppose this is the thread of elderly entreaties, so here is a much requested clang of the titans.
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An giraffe @ananimegiraffe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watching young justice and there is an episode where superboy and miss martian get so horned up by pretending to be brother and sister in prison they start making out what is this show
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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depression haver 🪼 @probablymarin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they posted three more btw
a VHS artifacted image of a training toilet, wipes, and toiletries

I NEVER ASKED TO BE POTTY TRAINED
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL PEE MY PANTS AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I WILL NEVER GO PEE IN THE POTTY
no one loves me no one loves me no one loves me no one loves me no one lova VHS artifacted close-up of dirt and grass

YOU TOOK MY DIRT
I WANTED TO EAT IT
YOU DIDNT LET ME
IT WAS MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE a VHS artifacted image of a pool and grass with three beach balls

I DONT WANT TO SHARE THE BALL
IT'S 
MINE
I HATE YOU TEACHER
I HATE YOU TEACHER
I HATE YOU TEACHER
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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