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@hashtagjbag.bsky.social
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the real, official Bluesky of JBag #he/him #EvergreenColorado #FromSLC #Dad #SingleDad #GroceryWorker #CapitalismIsAPyramidSceme #Music #Guitar #Bass #Drums #Rock #AlternativeRock #HardRock #theHumanConduit #Weed #Stoner #Fitness

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's crazy.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t wait to wake up the Green Day Guy at midnight
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No Country Bear Jamboree for Old Men
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
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FZ @thespr3.com · 22/07/2026
It's @hashtagjbag.bsky.social from a zillion years ago!
With him as always, Silent Bob
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Royal Blood is a great band, but they need to get back to being h0rny like they were on the first two records
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“Cowboys From Hell” raises some questions: What are the cows & horses in hell like? What did those poor animals do to wind up in eternal damnation? Or are they like, demons?
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If I said “I’m currently listening to Banksy’s music” would you know which musical group I’m talking about?
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FZ @thespr3.com · 20/04/2026
Wake and bake, Bluesky chums! It's 420!!! #FZadventures @hashtagjbag.bsky.social @cripplingboredom.bsky.social
#JBag!Tyler!More Tyler!#JBag & Tyler!!!
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
No one blends Trap & Djent like Sleep Token
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Finally seeing the lyrics to my old fave Prison Sex & they’re just slightly more fucked up than I’d ever realized
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Currently watching a commercial encouraging cancer patients to continue working “to maintain a sense of normalcy” & it’s one of the most late-capitalism coded things I’ve ever seen
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
mikes hard three year restraining order
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I had a dream I met a beautiful girl whose favorite band was Tool & we were falling in love, but then of course I had to wake up & get back to my shitty life
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Anyone know where I can find the wh*res in Roku City?
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wildpokerman.bsky.social @wildpokerman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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I bless the rains down in Africa
In an interview with Grantland, songwriter David Paich said, It was back in ’82. The chorus came very quickly, but I didn’t have a verse, I had the music. When I sat down and played the chorus, the w...
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What exactly does “bless the rain” mean? I’ve never heard of it. Is it something that’s common in Africa?
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This is a great kids book, I’d recommend it. My little mini Bagley really liked it
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FZ @thespr3.com · 08/03/2026
Due to popular demand, it's #FZadventures pics!!! At @hashtagjbag.bsky.social's place!!!
Recording equipment!Guitars!TV & Dining Area!#JBag himself!
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The only real consistent belief Donald Trump seems to have us essentially that the US could achieve world domination through military power ten times over, and that previous presidents haven’t pursued this simply because they were huge pussies.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 11/03/2026
I wrote about the nightmare that is being unemployed in 2026. Please be nice, I haven't shared any of my writing in a really long time
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Being Unemployed in 2026: Searching for a Job in Hell
While the United States collectively has been trying to figure out how to navigate the ongoing economic fallout from the disastrous policies that have been put into place over the last 14 or so months, things have steadily gone from bad to worse for the unemployed here at home, including myself. Tariffs, run away inflation, and now the impact from the price of oil skyrocketing, all of this is causing everything to be more expensive while more and more people are losing their income.
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You're Killing Me #Art by Micah Ulrich
Floating skully stabbed with a sword, his pipe smoke fills the air with red skulls
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Kids keep asking me what I'm drawing. Man, I don't know
Vaguely threatening sharpie doodle
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FZ @thespr3.com · 30/01/2026
Happy birthday to @hashtagjbag.bsky.social !!!
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Recent events are causing me to tap the sign Here’s a reminder:
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Maya, That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
When I learn to play a song, it’s like me & that song decided to fuck
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I have a feeling this is going to be a Sick New Year! For many reasons, but one big reason is #SickNewWorld Round 2 in Texas #SickNewWorld2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This week’s That’s Marvelous contains an end-of-year pep talk speed round! Plus some self-indulgent reflection! Read it all or even just some: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/164-new-year...
2025 lasted a million years and also just a week and I feel like I accomplished nothing. What’s one reasonable goal I can set for 2026?

First of all, years are not about accomplishments. We've all heard the song from Rent. You've gotta count the sunsets and coffee cups and and strifes(?). (Also in inches which seems like an inversion of how light years are a unit of distance.) You will have, presumably by year's end, weathered 365 consecutive days of ups and downs in 2025 alone. The feeling that you haven't accomplished anything probably means that you were busy fulfilling all the relentless and immersive obligations of being a person, which is an accomplishment on its own.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Surviving is overrated.
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
May God Curse You, My Heart
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I'll just floss tomorrow
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/12/2025
santa isn’t coming this year because he’s on a “semen retention journey”
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Update: Initially, the power was out for 30 hrs, then back on, but rumored it would shut down again at 5AM. It came true at 6AM, the power went out for about 12 hours. It’s stayed on about a whole day now
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you’re ordering a pizza, listen to “Chic N’ Stu” by System Of A Down. Bonus points if you actually get a pizza with all the toppings in the song
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wildpokerman.bsky.social @wildpokerman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Don't worry they protected your local data center. You uploads will still be there.
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The power at my house has been out a day and could be out for 2-3 more days. This is due to what I call “Extreme Climate-Change-Type Weather”
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If AI was capable of anything important, innovative or revolutionary then you wouldn’t be able to access it.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Saw your man trying to pull the sword from the stone. He was struggling
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Bought this Apple thing to use as an alarm clock. Couldn’t figure out how to snooze it. Found out you’ve got to SAY “hey siri snooze” WTF? Sir, I wear a CPAP & mouth guard to bed
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The Smurfs lived in mushroom houses because they were just Gargamel's hallucinations from eating mushrooms. That's why Gargamel could never catch them. They were in his head the whole time. Terrence McKenna was in contact with the Smurfs. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE PEOPLE
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#JBag @hashtagjbag.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
True story, & he looked exactly like this:
The founder of bic
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time
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FZ @thespr3.com · 05/12/2025
4 out of 5 dentists suggest #FZadventures pics - especially when @hashtagjbag.bsky.social is in them!
#JBag circa 2015This room never did have enough TVs in it.Yum!Absolutely essential.
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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