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stillbevens.bsky.social @stillbevens.bsky.social · 13h
You wouldn’t horns down a baby
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Justin Rogers | DFN @detroitfootball.net · 12h
Campbell got pushed back an hour, and instead of working ahead, I did this:
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
every day i wake up and hulk hogan is dead
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
An advertisement for the cancelled TV show “Drew Carey’s Public Executions”
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026

Ethan Booker
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MARK JACKSON: it shows you how hard it is to win in this league
STEVE KERR: *roller-blades backwards past the scorer's table* not that hard
8:31 PM · May 8, 2015

Except it's about Pat Fitzgerald and Chip Kelly scoring points at Northwestern
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nine 2.0
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE
KING DARNELL WASHINGTON ON THE MOVE
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the United States, Dick Cheney, my friend, died
“Powered By Bitchdust” done Disney style
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The bicep-forward handshake from predator meme, with John Mateer and Xerxes son of Darius clasping hands as both are Done in Athens
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Alexandra @alexphilomela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another day another banger
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Tim Buktu @mntimbuktu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My teenager and his friends say the JD in Vance’s name stands for “Jorkin’ DaPenis”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when it feels good outside
Dead Mitch McConnell
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"... and that'll bring us to the two-minute warning. we'll be back with what looks like a classic finish after a short break." [political ad] [gambling ad] [political ad] [political ad] ["WE ARE FARMERS BUMDADUMBUMBUMBUM"] [gambling ad] "key third-down here..."
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Belichick vs. Chad Morris
hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
getting a vanity license plate that says ‘NOTSOFAST’ and driving 5 below the limit everywhere just to really piss people off
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Day staring into the void
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Will Muchamp looking like he hasn't slept in 3 days
in a headset, sweaty, stubbly, hair messed up, vacant look
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026
ODU FUMBLES VT GETS A SCOOP AND SCORE BUT THEY FUMBLE BEFORE THE GOALINE AND ODU RECOVERS ON THE VERY NEXT PLAY ODU FUMBLES AND VT GETS A SCOOP AND SCORE Just had to make this clip
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Josh McDaniels remembered how the Super Bowl went, prepared the complete opposite game plan, and was just as wrong
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ITS TIME
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Boise State doesn't even have a gun in its hand and Oregon is still throwing their wallets at them right now
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
God, Space Ghost was so good
Space Ghost saying “well, it’s time for me to die” followed 3 panels later by “this isn’t so bad”
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
excuse me what
A white defensive back from Valparaiso University named Kaiser Wilhelm
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 27/08/2026
THREAD: College football teams as Columbo screenshots Oregon
ducks.It's beautiful.
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 29/08/2026
UMass
Columbo title screen, with car exploding
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 27/08/2026
out indefinitely mononucleosis
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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The Athletic Football Show @tafootballshow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Playing into his 40s ✅ Favorite teammate ✅ Drew Petzing ✅ Lions QB Jared Goff sits down for an exclusive interview with @robertmays.bsky.social on TAFS! youtu.be/cafLB6uRFHM
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the good news is that, for at least the foreseeable future, these humanoid robots can be easily defeated by utilizing any number of foiling tactics demonstrated in your run-of-the-mill looney tunes cartoon.
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Nichole Behr @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
ah say ah say boy now why would you go and do such a thing. you gotta let the boy struggle on his own ya see. ah say boy your just pouring sand through his hands. are ya listening now boy? now boy your charity only made him a tahget for othas. do you undastand now boy.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jaxson Dartbot nooooo
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
not enough people are talking about Chef Columbo
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ty simpson preseason - average depth of target: 4.72 yards downfield (last-ranked QB in the NFL last year: 6.00 ADOT) throws over ten yards: 24.4% (would have been dead last in the NFL last year) throws over twenty yards: 0
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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ScruffyTurtles @scruffyturtles.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Miku handshake forged in the fires of fan meetups, Hank would be impressed #fortnite
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Richard Whittall @rwhittall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Richard Kind
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For YEARS, I been waiting for this to happen every time I watch the news
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Jason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tigers take the series in Seattle with 11-0 win. They're 1 game behind Texas for the final AL Wild Card spot. They're a run behind the Yankees for best run differential in the American League.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
puts on her little porkpie hat, says DAAWWWW PICKLES, kicks a can, goes back to the Newsie life
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“They’re building a data centre… at Downton?”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
new political axis just dropped
gun ownership vs yoga interest by state
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