Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026⚠️PARENTS BEWARE⚠️ pedophiles are using these figurines to signal their identity to each other in plain sight. Each one represents a victim. 1539343
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan. 5156221335
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialTony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Due to a lack of teen-friendly ‘third spaces,’ young people are invading fandoms and ruining them with toxic antishipping - a problem we’ve solved with Teen Tents™! A full acre of third space where kids can be kids instead of leaving unwanted ‘constructive criticism’ on my Dora the Explorer darkfics 142994
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialdaily alucard ⚰️ @alucarddaily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 122037699
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't. 1177859
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts 3568411672
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 868247
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning. 171238100
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026People all seem convinced this is clearly intentionally such a dogwhistle. Anything's possible, I guess, but, I don't know. This isn't far from schizoposting. Why would they use a K-pop star in a Korean ad for Koreans to do that? You're saying it's wrong to carry shoes in your hand? 8998146
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026dumbmike․bsky․social my fuckin,, Nuts hurt muzzledtwink․bsky․social lol zaprudercinematic․universe Another classic, Mike nanacarole53․bsky․social Uhm @moderation.bsky.app safety․bsky․app Your post was classified as a Mortal Violation, adding 24 strikes to your account. You will die in the night. 010019
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialCalvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am 148206545687
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Bluesky is a place for making friends 1631718
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202613-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te... 180119452006
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026 3375341331
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026its so funny how little trump cared about charlie kirk dying 352553238
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I laid out my mass shooting statistics counting gang violence last night with a tall glass of milk but they were untouched this morning 😔 1551355
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026every modern remake of a retro game looks like modded skyrim send tweet 1053747
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 08/09/2026DONALD TRUMP: And I was on that plane. I told my good friend "Doctor--" and he was a doctor-- "Doctor Mohamed Atta you can't be doing this. Let all these fine people go--" not all of them, some of them like uh.. Marky Mark, was there, very rude man, tried to fight. But I told him "let my people go!" 18614
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026thank you lesbian tractor witch 13492032972
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I guess I would maybe find the show at all enjoyable if Peter Griffin ever showed any inclination toward self-improvement instead of drinking, joking around with his friends, and recalling popular American culture. Irreverently, I might add. 51219
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm the guy who called the cops on 9/11 1924913
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026indiana jones: no, the whip isn't a gay sexual toy it's a weapon. yes, i'm aware i already have a gun, but it's also for swinging over a pit. no, a regular rope wouldn't work. and no, i doubt the handle could even fit in there so you don't need to smell it. 213513
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I attended a math-focused magnet high school. Our school shooter was pulling off crazy "Donald in Mathmagic Land" trick shots. 635226
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialI'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The strongest is training hard today too! 445393617
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialA hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The left has gone completely insane 881473157
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialEL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The Marx quote came up and it always makes me think of one of the GOAT tweets 5884140
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 01/08/2026In loving memory. The name was funny at the time. 36107880
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026new reaction video just dropped 441065195
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026There was like one tumblr post that convinced everyone humorless a few years back that "Explain the joke" is a cheat code to win against edgy humor. Cause they don't think people can explain themselves I guess? As if anybody will respond "well, you know how Polish people are a lesser rank of demon" 2683
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I had like 3 1hr tasks to complete today and instead of doing any of them i laid on the couch and hated myself for 14 hours. Can any1 relate 2441742
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026["Requiem for a Dream" voices] End2End! End2End! 2704
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 11/07/2026MEN SWEAR BY IT: Nothing impresses women like the Man Cylinder. 🍆 683104438
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Twitter was a good website for telling jokes and reading jokes. X is a good website for being white and having nothing else going on. 438523
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026to my jewish lesbian friend: "nononono you misheard me. i didn't call you a *racial* slur" 1355329
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying 71001206
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Me: In my opinion, a penny saved, is a penny earned. Young Sheldon: Pennies were officially discontinued in 2025 🤓 Me strangling Young Sheldon like I seen Homer Simpson do on the TV and his trachea collapses 121529
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Tap into the most powerful revenue stream you have. www.theonion.info 491835270
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy July 4th 🇺🇸 🫡 🦅 2037043
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy 91468255
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Wasn't enjoying the replies on this one so took it down Lol 734031589
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026type shit 213702633
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Are you stupid. It's the tv. You can just turn it on and watch tv. You don't need to watch a preview of shows. They're putting those on on the tv, already, right now. 3321
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face 998452340
Reposted by @halflife3real.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 19/06/2026liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth: 45895131218
![Tweet by Joe Kerr @societylivr1984:
There's an old saying in Schelling-I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling-that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again
[Attached is a photo of George W Bush at a microphone]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:455ovagdvxrpidbm2mevqj3q/bafkreiarl4osuzbgobzdw4k6afhtiyeagkeezhoas5gsao6hn73etyldxa)
![Shania Law
Wu Tang is for the Children •
@WU... - 18h
Lmao they said Mamdani will bring Sharia law to NYC and all we got was line dancing at Bryant Park
Bryant Park
56
t] 1.5K
• 21K
Ill 577K
【
Kristi Yamaguccimane C
@TheWapplehouse
X.com
That don't suppress me much](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oloqvkuiie22qabj5m6xg4th/bafkreiede5zxhxjs3xfcqy2ojqtj3lu3tjy3r3zdz7gzoiv7yizxx4go54)
