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Morch Hedberg

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"no offense"
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OSW Review 🤼 @oswreview.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yo! NEW OSW is on the horizon! I've finalised the episode and it's now clearing copyright 🙂 I can't wait for ye to see it - great or bollocks, WCW is the gift that keeps on giving. If u can't wait it's available to watch right NOW on nU here! ➡️ www.patreon.com/posts/170190... (100mins)
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got a few on my messenger bag from Strike Gently, here's my fave
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 17/09/2026
Homer wearing the nacho hat but the nacho had has been photoshopped to look like the Guile hair popcorn bucket
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 2
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100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sept. 15, 1926: Frank Ansley, a 62-year-old former mayor of Hibbing, Minn., survives being attacked by a timberwolf on his farm when he kicks the predator to death.
Rochester, Minn., Post-BulletinA timberwolf
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's mostly like this.
You, Aaron Rodgers, are likely going to be around the rest of my life, being annoying as shit and wrong about everything. Your Hall of Fame speech will probably result in a regional outbreak of measles or Legionnaire's Disease or trenchfoot. The other famous ex-Green Bay quarterback is a sex pest who likely stole money from low-income families in the poorest state in the country to build a volleyball arena for his kid AND YOU MIGHT BE A WORSE PERSON THAN HIM. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS. DO YOU.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Frank took us on a real roller coaster here
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Homie the Clown remains one of the funniest episodes of Simpsons ever. We explore the history of this iconic ep on our newest @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social—and we’re joined by @whmpodcast.bsky.social’s @crabin.bsky.social! Listen ad-free & a week early on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/talkingsimps...
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dog
My dog Poncho giving a 'sup look
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Salon of Shame @salonofshame.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We've expanded our collab with @jetcityimprov.bsky.social ! Join us every month at the University of Washington for Improv of Shame @ 7:30pm, woooo ✈️🎤🦄 deets via the link below - September 26th - October 2nd - December 4th - January 1st - February 5th - March 5th
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Improv of Shame | Salon of Shame
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 21/08/2026
it’s the weekend, time to post Metal Rasheed Wallace
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN HAULEN CHAIN'S IN HELL "EVERYONE SHOULD BE PAID DOUBLE WHAT THERE MAKING NOW AND HOT DOGS SHOULD BE FREE,THE ZOO SHOULD HAVE CATS YOU CAN PET, OUTLAW LEAF BLOWERS" JUST USE A FUCKEN RAKE , BURNING GASOLINE TO MOVE LEAFS SLOWER AND LOUDER THAN A RAKE IS SOMETHING AN AI DIPSHIT WOULD DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
lol finally an NIL story that doesn't suck www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
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Marquette freshman volleyball player has hot-selling '6 Beers' jersey
Marquette volleyball player Allie Beers is learning that her last name is a money-making asset in the NIL space of NCAA sports.
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Most parks in Lisbon have little gazebos serving food and drinks. Stop by one and enjoy a white port with tonic water and remember your day/plan your next one.
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you make it towards the coast outside of Lisbon hit up Somos um regalo in the town of Cascais. Roasted small chickens plus sides and a liter of wine for less than $15 or so. In Lisbon go to Cantinho do Aziz for some wonderful Mozambican food.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Rey Mysterio's first WCW match graphic
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Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Guys, guess what happened when the bros from Good Charlotte bought Alternative Press (and other outlets [then closed them down])?
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Don't be a poser, subscribe to Zero Cred
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
live nation is actively killing publications that cover new artists while also promoting festivals that almost exclusively cater to nostalgia and legacy acts. these problems are not unrelated.
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Boutte all the way down, like a weird guy's Instagram page" by @patrickclaybon.bsky.social It's criminal how this was no-sold by @greggrosenthal.bsky.social @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
Brian Fellow quote bubble
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“Fucking Nazis, die!” youtube.com/shorts/I3Sf_...
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Layne Staley punches a racist during a show
YouTube video by Of Dust and Sparrows
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is maybe the most loving use of the c bomb I have ever heard in my life
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Knowing she's a shuffle queen I dropped the 50s song Rockin' Robin in the middle of my wife's Running Mix so as to not get caught. I got a delightful, expletive-filled text message about 4 months later.
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I finally figured out this is a unique accent to Duluth, MN which is where Mean Gene is from. My brother-in-law is from Duluth and his parents say lug-eege (luggage), post-eege (postage) etc. Now you'll never unhear "Total Pack-eege" Lex Luger.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
forgot I made this one
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Inventing the air conditioner Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gordon Jo Malone would've been on as many teams as Arthur Rhodes
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Pho Tic Tac in Shoreline? photictac.website
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Pho Tic Tac - Authentic Vietnamese Pho & Fresh Dishes in Shoreline, WA
Discover Pho Tic Tac in Shoreline, WA, where authentic Vietnamese pho, fresh spring rolls, and creamy avocado smoothies meet warm, attentive service. Enjoy generous portions and flavorful broths in a ...
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We were in Kaua'i last week. Here's a sleepy monk seal pup who made a pillow out of sand. HBD!
A monk seal pup is snoozing at the water's edge of the beach upon a pillow of sand
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
WORST THING IN THE SKY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS HEAD IS SHINING DOWN ON THE NEIGHBORHOOD , BUT ONLY A FEW DAYS A MONTH , THE OTHER DAYS ITS A FINGENAIL OR ITS GONE , SOME TIMES ITS THERE IN THE DAY TIME FOR NO REASON, SUSPICIOUS THAT ITS EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE AS SUN FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE, AND DA TEXT "SUNS TO BRIGHT STARS TO FAR AWAY SO I GUESS IM LOOKIN AT THE FUCKEN MOON NOW, UNRELIABLE, ICAN SEE PART OF IT, ITS FINE, SOMETIMES ITS GONE, DAY TIME MOON SOMETIMES NO REASON " - AND WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS INSIDE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 2
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I wrote about Danny McBride’s new book of short stories and the cinematic universe of damaged men he has created. An honor to have it published at Hell World!
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.
24 years ago I was sent to a London pub by a newspaper to interview and drink whisky (no “e” over here) with Lemmy, who was in the band Motorhead and, before that, slightly less famously, Hawkwind and, before that, much less famously, Sam Gopal. We had a good chat: about being from the part of the Midlands north of the River Trent, about books, and about roadying for Hendrix in the mid-60s (him, not me; I was minus nine at the time). When the record company PR sidled over to tell me my time was up, Lemmy waved him away. “No, no, I’m enjoying this,” he said, commandingly. I realised at this point that I had another question I’d been meaning to ask but hadn’t. “Are you scared of anything?” I said to Lemmy. “Nothing,” he replied. Then he paused and frowned for a moment, as if an idea had suddenly occurred to him. “Oh, maybe snakes,” he said. “It’s because they’ve got no shoulders.”
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Talking Simpsons is eleven years old today. if we were The Simpsons, Maude Flanders would be dead
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/06/2026
New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die theonion.com/new-raid-immortality-s…
New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die
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Morch Hedberg @guttercar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've taken to referring to new-to-me small delights (a unique coffee blend, a piece of dark chocolate, etc) as "a good piece of business"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
[Four of the ugliest dickbags you’ve ever seen farting so hard the curtains billow] here’s how to be pretty like us
Fascist are eating sauerkraut, reports Wall Street Journal
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