Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Guys, guess what happened when the bros from Good Charlotte bought Alternative Press (and other outlets [then closed them down])? 042
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 25/07/2026While employed at Fat Wreck I got to work on / around a couple Sick Of It All releases. Absolute gents. I'm not a "hardcore kid" by any definition, but as far as I'm concerned, SOIA was the first and the best. Lou Koller was an all-timer and he's on the Mount Rushmore of punks. Legend. 020
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I just told Ty from Broadway Calls that I listened to some of the Joe Rogan podcast with JD Vance and he was audibly disappointed with me, haha. 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I disagree with virtually everything Lindsey Graham stood for, BUT let's remember him for the ~2 weeks in January 2021 where he was like, "Yeah, I didn't like the MAGA lynch mob coming to kill me or how they smeared their own feces in the Capitol..." He was a bold patriot for those couple weeks. 🫡 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Check my bracket, I have England winning the tournament. They've stood by Ukraine more than any nation, and deserve the good karma. But that was not the same team that beat Mexico, as they relied on VAR and flopping to win. 👎 So it goes. Now if these guys don't beat Argentina I WILL BE SO ANNOYED. 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026There are no rules in soccer and I guess it makes it more entertaining. Been a certified ref since 93, and offsides is more confusing than ever. GER (and Iran, et al) had goals taken away and I guess that's more fun/dramatic? VAR allows them to put a thumb on the scale, and everyone loves WWE, so... 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I wore this during the last WC in 1994. If you see me outside the stadium tomorrow in NJ, I need a ticket. Sup? 010
Reposted by Toby (von Red Scare)Red Scare Industries @redscareindustries.bsky.social · 22/06/2026High fives to @chicago.suntimes.com for shining a light on Chicago legends, Sludgeworth. Always fun to see a punk band in the pages of a big fancy newspaper... 👇 chicago.suntimes.com/music/2026/0... 011
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Hey @alexilalas.bsky.social ! I'm on the bus to SoFi and need help with a ticket. I saw you score in the Kingdome in like 1993, so I'm worthy. I know @raecomm.bsky.social would help! 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 13/06/2026*Due to travel disruption* Impromptu Red Scare Executive Meeting with Beex: Hooter's off the Cumberland Blue Line stop at 3:15pm. Seeya there! 🦉 🍗 110
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 08/06/20261: Ali Louis Bourzgui gave the best award speech in recent memory, and 2: Two Strangers was the best musical. Good talk. 020
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Some big personal news: my official statement on the English National Team. 👇 020
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I lifted my hex on England for a couple reasons: they have been truly courageous in helping the fight against Pootin's orcs and feel that they have karma on their side. Also, they're coached by a Kraut and a WC win will drive their own fans bonkers. 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 17/05/2026GUYS, I FOUND A PLACE THAT IS GOING TO MAKE (forbidden) TARTIFLETTE FOR ME. 🧀 🇫🇷 110
Reposted by Toby (von Red Scare)Red Scare Industries @redscareindustries.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The party starts today at #PouzzaFest We made you a handy skej with all the comrades, but always double check the times because punk fest = chaos. Come say WHATTUP! 🇨🇦 011
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Piss on May the 4th. On this day, 45 years ago, they began filming The Road Warrior. Finest motion picture of all-time. 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 28/04/2026GOOD SHOWS. The old lady has August off. 🤔 I hear jet fuel is cheap right now. New song up and pre-order for the LP/CD if you're into material possessions... 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Dang, it took a perfect storm to unseat the People's Champ, Jamie Ding. That was like a Black Arrow vs. Dragon Smaug scenario. And Jeopardy had to resort to devious means in order to take him down: bring in a gay and load up the categories with fashion and Broadway. Helluva run either way. 🫡 🧡 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The "long gun" at the WHCD was a shotgun. 🙄 I've seen geese take multiple shotgun blasts and keep flying. You use a scattergun on a grouse, not to take down the most protected human on Earth. 110
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The rare Massachusetts MAGA. Maybe it's the TDS talkin', but how many of these Trump pardons are gonna turn out to be kid-touchers? I've seriously lost count... 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I stopped watching the NBA when they stole the Sonics, and now some rich jerk is gonna bring them back and (mark my words) demand the city pay for new facilities. Ugh. Plus, the product sucks: superteams, load management, tanking. Teams score 130+ points... and lose. NO THANKS. 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Tax season is extra fun when you think about Noem giving $220M to her friend to make ICE videos or when they need $200B more for a war they won 2 weeks ago... 011
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I know there's death afoot and things far more important than sport, but this makes me so sad. I've been to multiple WCs and it's a celebration of humanity on a planet-wide scale. It's THE MOST fun. Disappointing that today's leaders have sullied that for the world. 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Guys guys, I gotta new for ya: this one time, on Bandcamp... 🪈 020
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I got all these cultured, erudite friends and not one of you bothered to tell us about Harbison cheese from Jasper Hill Farm?! That's an 11/10 fromage, bromage. It puts Vermont in the Top 10 of States. 🐮 020
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Had a 10pm soccer game and scored, NBD. No really, we lost by like 8 goals, so it didn't matter. Anyhow, I went and got a Shamrock Shake after the game and it reminded me that Bar Dust is bringing their Pogues party to the land very soon. You should go, they're super fun. 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Friends, if we wanna vanquish evil, we gotta read a book per month. They can even be bad and/or short books. Grateful they went with TESB instead of this original sequel. 😅 And please read Snyder's "History and Liberty" epilogue from "On Tyranny" next time you're in a bookstore. It's like 4 pages. 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Attn: IOC Forget the Nordic Combined event. We need a Nordic Decathlon: Skiing AND Snowboarding. Luge. Solo curling? Okay, that one doesn't make the cut, but speed skating AND figure skating. Who ever can win this is a true maniac and deserves to be a President of Earth. 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 05/02/2026With 2.5 million pages still left to be released of THE FILES, my favorite goes out to (of course) Norman Finkelstein who emailed Epstein saying he was going to strangle him and Alan Dershowitz, haha. One down one to go... 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Not me wearing my @seahawksofficial.com scarf on the local news in Western Mass. It was -12° wind chill down at the food pantry, so @wwlp-22news.bsky.social came to document the indomitable spirit of the Gray House. 💪🥶 #SBLX 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The "Pink Jacket" video shows this was a public lynching. Another angle shows a pig applauding while they unload into his corpse. Absolute cowardice. Decent humans are gonna have to re-think how to engage this terrorism. They ain't playing by any rules and neither should you. 020
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I was asked about 2026 and I ranted about Kong Kong, robots, NOFX signing to Red Scare, "Lost Boys" coming to Broadway, Phil Spector, etc... Via @scenepointblank.com 👇👇 www.scenepointblank.com/features/mus... 051
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Anyone can see it was murder carried out by poorly trained ICE. Worse yet is watching Conservative outlets justifying it. That woman died protecting people in her community, which is more than I can say for 99.9% of the "Warrior" types we've been taught to worship. 021
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 30/12/2025When media reported on a politician convicted of crimes, they cry, "iT's a wITcHhUNt!" Same people barge into childcare facilities looking to film *KIDS* (surprise, it's -7° outside and Winter Break) and are praised as patriots. Looking for a foreigner stealing money? Elon Musk got $38B. 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 27/12/2025You (yes, you) have been wisely ignoring my posts all year, and I will forgive you for that. But this is *the* 2025 playlist with one track from all the homies. That way, next time we're hangin', you can say to me, "Oh yeah, I checked out all that shit..." and pat me on the head. 011
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Booked some UK shows. Doing more overseas stuff in 2026 *grumble, grumble* and I gotta say, I much prefer working with Brits over Krauts. Pains me to say it. I may even lift my hex on their National Team in 2026. ✨ TBD. 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 10/12/2025The woman making my burrito (don't worry, it was a White girl) had her 9-week-old baby sleeping in the kitchen. Reminds me of how the CEO of Boeing who presided over the faulty 737s got awarded $33M for getting fired. Zohran and AOC are not the problem. 020
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Ever since Donald took office I've been getting "Official Business" letters every month from the IRS... and each time it's a survey. So much for less government. Go away. 110
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Winter doesn't officially start until I see my Chicago friends beefing over the merits of DIBS. It's like the blue dress / gold dress debate... but with higher stakes! 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 24/11/2025An absolute titan. Dude was making good records well into his golden years. Not sure why so much of his catalog is currently N/A, but seek out "Rebirth" if you want a refresher. 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 21/11/2025“Every Oski had to be breathalyzed for the Big Game after that.” 🌲 🪓 🐻 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Subtle reminder: FIFTEEN of the 9-11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. They pour money into Donald's crypto and suddenly have access to jets that cost us taxpayers $2.1T. 020
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 06/11/2025From porn to patriot. Only in America! 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I went to Holyoke to eat at Seattle's own Red Robin, in hopes that it pushes the Mariners over the edge tonight. (Even though RR is a Radical Left woke Lib establishment and I'm a staunch Conservative [and no, not like those gutless RINOs]). Go Ms! 🔱 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I took the train down to NYC all by myself! Gonna see a Broadway matinee all by myself! Eating Dos Toros all by myself! 🌯 Going to the Tired Radio record release show in Brooklyn... don't make me be all by myself, let's party! 010
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 23/09/2025The Rapture is flaking on more dates than Morrissey. 131
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Shout out @gppasco.bsky.social, the best @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social champ in a while! I was on board day 1 when he was talking about Pigeon Fest(?!), haha... 000
Toby (von Red Scare) @redscaretoby.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Don't worry, gang, the Libertarians are not gonna stand for this... 010