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Computers, music, chess, and grumpiness at the world. Most likely not in that order.

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is, more generally, a super cool thing I recommend trying when you have a free afternoon. It’s a Dog Library, except you don’t even need a card. Just show up and check out a dog. They’ll give you a bottle of water & some treats, even. bvspca.org/shelter-skip...
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Shelter Skip Day
Help a dog in need by giving it a day out. Brandywine Valley SPCA's Shelter Skip Day program is open to the public.
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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 23h
Still Life with Mackerels, Lemons and Tomatoes - 1886 botfrens.com/collections/46/content…
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oct 6th 1880 - Mattie Ross' father Frank was murdered by his hired hand Tom Chaney. Mattie decides to hire aging U.S. Marshal "Rooster" Cogburn to apprehend Chaney. 📽️📅 True Grit (1969)
1 Screenshot from the movie "True Grit" (1969): A snowy landscape with a wooden fence and mountains in the background. A man in a beige jacket and black hat stands with hands in pockets, while a woman with a bandaged arm and headscarf kneels by a gravestone that reads "Frank Ross, Born March 8, 1835, Died October 5, 1880." A horse is tethered nearby.
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Michael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One man carries the flame.
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$1 GRILLED CHEESE DONT ASK FOR A GODDAMNED TOMATO SLICE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL REACH THROUGH THE WINDOW, PULL YOU INSIDE AND HOLD YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE GRIDDLE, WHICH WILL BE EMBARASSINIS FOR YOU
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Paul Gauguin @gauguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mandolin on a chair botfrens.com/collections/44/content…
Mandolin on a chair
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
do phasers work against cthulhu
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is comical the degree to which musical acts i like tour at the same time. Seeing both Sophie Hunter and Gorillaz *next week.* Slothrust next month. If trends hold, it'll be quiet until April when three other bands hit town inside a 10-day span.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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Albumism @albumism.com · 04/10/2026
Soundgarden released their third studio album ‘Badmotorfinger’ (1991) 35 years ago this week | Listen to the album + watch the official videos here: album.ink/Bdmtrfngr
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one has ever become poor from giving. Says Skeletor reminding you extra literal people that poor and rich and even giving don’t necessarily mean the monetary or physical senses of those words. Know what I mean?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026
Got something in two minutes before deadline, which means, you guessed it, IT WAS IN EARLY.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
borg assimilation opt out
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Useless.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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Albumism @albumism.com · 02/10/2026
Remembering Tom Petty today on the 9th anniversary of his passing (October 2, 2017) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/TomPettyRIP
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ted Lasso: Believe! Jackson Lamb: Oh fuck off
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oct 1st - The due date for Olympia's baby. Olympia is another survivor, who stumbles across the house that people have been using for shelter from the creatures. 📽️📅 Bird Box (2018)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Bird Box" (2018): First, a woman with long curly hair covers her eyes with a cloth, surrounded by three others in a dimly lit room, conveying tension and suspense. Second, a close-up of two characters, a woman with dark hair and a man with glasses, both looking serious, with the subtitle "Are-- Are you pregnant?" suggesting a dramatic revelation. Third, a group of people, including a pregnant woman holding her belly, stand in a room with expressions of concern and urgency, with the subtitle "Yeah. October 1st."
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Albumism @albumism.com · 01/10/2026
Happy 30th Anniversary to Fountains of Wayne’s eponymous debut album ‘Fountains of Wayne’ originally released October 1, 1996 | Listen to the album + watch the official videos here: album.ink/fow96
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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The trees in Monet's Poplars were auctioned off for timber while he was still painting them. Rather than lose the motif, he struck a deal with the buyer: a share of the cost, on condition the poplars stayed standing a few months more.
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The Shire-Reckoning @shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Strider and the four hobbits, walking east along the Road, set out from Bree in front of a crowd of onlookers. Bill Ferny—who earlier this morning sold them the scrawny pony who now carries their baggage—openly taunts them. In response, he gets an apple in the nose from Sam.
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
65 yrs ago tonight, CBS broadcast the second nuclear-war-themed episode of “The Twilight Zone” to air in a month. Written by Rod Serling, “The Shelter” dramatically and effectively distilled the profound moral/ethical dilemmas presented by the family fallout shelter during a serious nuclear crisis.
A black and white screenshot of the title screen for the episode “The Shelter” of “The Twilight Zone.”A black and white screenshot of a scene from “The Shelter” showing three men frantically trying to use a large pipe to ram through the reinforced metal door of the shelter.A black and white screenshot of a scene from “The Shelter” showing four men looking through the now broken open door of the shelter, fear and uncertainty on their faces. In the background, two of their wives can be seen at the top of the basement stairs with similar expressions on their faces.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not what we have in life, but who we have in life that matters. Says Skeletor thankful for the people he loves and the people that love him. Mostly the same people.
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The Shire-Reckoning @shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After rescuing the hobbits from Old Man Willow, Tom Bombadill dances away upstream. Hurrying along behind, the hobbits reach his house. Goldberry welcomes them: ‘Now let the song begin! Let us sing together Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather.’
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/09/2026
What, art thou lame?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
It's both their birthdays this week, so we must share this classic from our archives... buff.ly/F7QhXVL
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Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
1. You take Mary out for a nice drive. Disaster ensues. 2. Bit by bit, this town is killing you. 3. Two remorseless killers careen across a deser...
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Danish kings be like...
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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Magpie - 1868/1869 botfrens.com/collections/41/content…
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Albumism @albumism.com · 22/09/2026
Today—and EVERY day—is a great day to celebrate Dolly Parton's dynamic discography | Tell us what your all-time favorite Dolly Parton album is + explore more here: album.ink/DPartonDisc
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/09/2026
Evolution of the dog
Evolution of the dog
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
help me, fat bear week. you’re my only hope.
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Henri Matisse @henrimatisse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still Life with Oranges, 1898 botfrens.com/collections/48/content…
Still Life with Oranges
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
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Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
INDIANAPOLIS—Profusely apologizing for the unexpected and last-minute cancellation, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers announced Monday that she was postponing her show at Gainbridge Fieldhouse after e...
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 19/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/09/2026
"It’s a simple exchange introduced by German academics that dates back to the early nineteenth century. We’ll cover the complete cost of IVF to help you build your family—yes, really—and then, on your child’s first birthday, we might take your baby." buff.ly/stGSoST
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Rumpelstiltskin Isn’t Your Typical Fertility Startup
“Our founders took years of experience in casino design and timeshare sales and swaddled them together into a first-of-its-kind solution that asks: Do poor p...
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Paul Cezanne @cezanne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ile de France Landscape, 1880 botfrens.com/collections/43/content…
Ile de France Landscape
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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Monet’s studio boats let him float between water and sky. He built them himself, turning rivers into moving studios—reflections becoming his horizon.
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Hank @gthank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎉 I just finished Day 42 of the #100DaysOfSwiftUI at www.hackingwithswift.com/100/swiftui/42 via @twostraws
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Day 42 – 100 Days of SwiftUI
Follow the 100 Days of SwiftUI and learn to build apps for free.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 17/09/2026
“Cummings! Schneider! You’ve got plenty of research to work on … and for the last time, stop playing with those plastic models!”
“Cummings! Schneider! You’ve got plenty of research to work on … and for the last time, stop playing with those plastic models!”
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Forgiveness doesn't excuse their behavior. Forgiveness prevents their behavior from destroying your heart. Anyway, that's what I carved into their chest. Says Skeletor sometimes fed up with his own positivity.
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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Olive Grove - 1889 botfrens.com/collections/46/content…
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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Vase with Flowers, Coffeepot and Fruit - 1887 botfrens.com/collections/46/content…
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Hank @gthank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎉 I just finished Day 41 of the #100DaysOfSwiftUI at www.hackingwithswift.com/100/swiftui/41 via @twostraws
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Day 41 – 100 Days of SwiftUI
Follow the 100 Days of SwiftUI and learn to build apps for free.
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Hank @gthank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🎉 I just finished Day 40 of the #100DaysOfSwiftUI at www.hackingwithswift.com/100/swiftui/40 via @twostraws
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Day 40 – 100 Days of SwiftUI
Follow the 100 Days of SwiftUI and learn to build apps for free.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
millennial falcon
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Paul Cezanne @cezanne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pot of Flowers, 1876 botfrens.com/collections/43/content…
Pot of Flowers
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