Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Marquez can’t turn with a full tank Plus heat , plus right hander Expecting him finish 7th or 8th 000
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The Bathurst rhetoric/hyperbole 1000 Decent commentary would be nice 000
Reposted by JasonAl Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 03/08/2023For sale, baby shoes, never worn 141245282
Reposted by JasonStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him. 431781677
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the fucking sun" 030
Reposted by JasonDave Rudden's off to Fantasycon! @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.' 573313428
Reposted by JasonSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191503869
Reposted by JasonAsterix Archiv 🐗 @comedix.de · 20/09/2026Eine schöne Bastel- und Malarbeit. Manchmal trägt Obelix den Hinkelstein. Manchmal ist Obelix der Hinkelstein. Dürfte nicht leicht gewesen sein, diesen Stein zu finden. #Asterix #Fanart 162722631
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Marquez pushes Martin wide like he does because he’s not as strong anymore Martin’s best sprint race Acosta …..😳 000
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Being a selfish cunt IS NOT THE DEFAULT HUMAN CONDITION People forget this Though I do wonder sometimes 000
Reposted by JasonKameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 03/09/2026The fact that Anthropic was able to cough up a billion dollars so easily reminds me again that we need to be taxing rich people at 90% again. 2656134
Reposted by JasonA Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot 18263771186
Reposted by Jasonalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026PROTECT WOMEN'S SPORTS by paying them equal salaries 1534354
Reposted by Jason👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The King of Norway has gone into hospital and because Norway is like that, his doctor has sent a formal sick note to the Royal Household’s HR department. 1059098
Reposted by JasonMartyn @martynpedler.com · 17/08/2026Just once I'd love to see an article about "if you want your kids to talk to you, maybe be nicer to them". 23912
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Hard sore day today Feel like crap Surely its got to get better 000
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Me *screams into the abyss* 5 seconds later The abyss * we would like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty * 000
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Wife bought 4 tiki torches from Bunnings So I guess we’re Nazis now 🤷♂️ 000
Reposted by JasonGibbon @gibbonarms.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Everyone needs to just stop for a minute and look at my new T-shirt. This is by the simply unhinged/wonderful @jaunty.art JUST LOOK AT IT!! 23612
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 25/07/202615yo step daughter: you woke me up with all your laughing this morning Me: it could’ve been worse 15: (dawning realisation) Ewwwwwwwwwwwww Me her mum : bahahahahahaha 15:(runs away screaming) 020
Reposted by JasonErika Bakse @erikabakse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My husband texted me "IT HAPPENED" but it turned out to be about LeBron going to the 76ers. I had 2 minutes of beautiful serenity. 52712825897
Reposted by JasonJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"But if we report the truth, then we will no longer be able to have access to the lies that we have to repeat. So you see the dilemma." - White House reporters 113826
Reposted by JasonJon at Handiwork Games @handiworkgames.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Everyone on here be like “oh yes I am a games designer with very strong opinions”, meanwhile here’s Anna age 12 out-designing all of you with her amazing pavement games. G’aun yersel, Anna. 13673170
Reposted by JasonPup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Don’t blame the dog. He was clearly just reacting to the constant dog whistling 1317
Reposted by Jasonfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Been using a Nivea antiperspirant lately which is absolutely useless. Out in town, sweating like hell, I stopped by Superdrug and grabbed the cheapest alternative: Lynx. Say what you will about it, but I was dry as a bone after using it. As I'm sure was any woman who smelt me. 2247513
Reposted by JasonWill @willbert94.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It’s not just you. There’s a whole “mumble crisis” apparently www.youtube.com/shorts/mYsPN...youtube.comWhy can't we hear movie dialogue anymore?YouTube video by Alex Falcone 1213
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I like individual English people But “The English” get everything they deserve 🤷♂️ 010
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Birkenstocks make a version of crocs And they don’t call them Birkencrocs And they wonder why people hate them 010
Reposted by Jasonmarque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 13/07/2026In a world of Lindsey Grahams, be the Sam Neill 425847
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’m going away , I can’t watch all this love for Sam Neil I’m in tears , I’ll be back later 010
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sam Neil??? No …….this feels like my favourite uncle has died Vale you wonderful wonderful man 010
Reposted by JasonFiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026So, I found out on Friday that my gig at the Guardian is coming to an end in late August. Needless to say I'm rather bummed by this development AND in need of a new job so if anyone's looking for a cartoonist HMU. 132788269
Reposted by Jasonceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum 197177483110
Reposted by JasonTim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsay Graham is dead. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow. 16315
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You ABSOLUTELY CAN speak ill of the dead If they wanted to be remembered better they should’ve been better Cunts 000
Reposted by JasonJoyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham, longtime South Carolina senator, dies at 71 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...washingtonpost.comLindsey Graham, longtime South Carolina senator, dies at 71The staunch ally of President Donald Trump died after a sudden illness, his office said. 2691776344
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026If you get a chance to see this on his world tour , do yourself a favour and get along , it’s BRILLIANT 000
Jason @grumpyhermit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ann widdicombe and thatcher reunited at last You can both burn in hell 000
