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@greatbiglizard.bsky.social
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Boring. Sanctimonious. Still not a lizard

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 02/10/2026
Dudes rock
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We ported the original Doom to SQL
CedarDB is a database system that delivers unmatched performance for transactions and analytics, from small writes to handling billions of rows. Built on cutting-edge research to power today’s tools a...
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Engineering manager at Heathrow
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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I did at the buffet was not ”terrorism.” It was simply the logical endpoint of the entire buffet concept.
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't use iced coffee
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A joy forever. Even when you know what’s coming. Maybe *because* you know what’s coming.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Properly gone at this story (yes, obviously the Congresswoman involved is Marie Gluesenkamp Perez). This is the sort of thing that Netanyahu would pull out at the UN.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
made a thing
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
It's a Python loop and a chatbot. The people responsible didn't accidentally create god: they created autonomous malicious software and then failed to closely monitor it, resulting in it doing something both foreseeable and bad.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fact check: true
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UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My wife watching me turn the house upside down looking for something when she knows exactly where it is but didn't care for my tone when I asked her.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*takes a bite of Pringle* *nods at waiter* "Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm completely over my fear of touching rocks. Well, maybe I'm feeling a little boulder.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026
it's me i'm "unknown"
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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You don't realize the power of water until you watch it casually roll a boulder the size of a house down a valley in Nepal.
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Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain @citizenhelene.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly youtu.be/vUW899OpI2s
youtu.be
I Wanna Fall In Love (Disco Mix)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 24/08/2026
I don’t see much good news nowadays, but this discovery has me *grinning*. An Egyptian mummy was found with THE ILIAD on its abdomen. Not some religious scripture, but Homer’s epic poem. It dates from from Egypt’s Roman period, so roughly sixteen centuries ago.
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Egyptian mummy unearthed with literary text on abdomen in first ever find | CNN
Archaeologists working at the ancient city of Oxyrhynchus in Egypt have unearthed a mummy with a passage from Homer’s “Iliad” stuck to its abdomen, in a first-of-its-kind discovery.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🥲
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#starmerout
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Jacob Aron @jjaron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Intellectually I know this, but seeing it on a graph makes me wince www.ft.com/content/ec59...
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this does not really meet your "centralish" stipulation but this place is something of a hidden gem. Absolutely cutthroat competition keeps prices low and quality is generally exceptional petticoatlane.london/vendors/?ven...
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Vendors Archive | Petticoat Lane
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 14/08/2026
Took me a while but finally fixed mine the other day. www.jimwaterson.com
jimwaterson.com
*~* Jim Waterson's Home Page *~*
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm banning the sale of disposable barbeques... FOR AN HOUR!
The closing the bureau for an hour meme (an angry Steve Coogan in a shiny grey suit in a bureau de change).
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Guys calm down ok.
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Regina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not everything is terrible:
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A
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Arrdem 👻🎃💀 @arrdem.tirefireind.us · 18/11/2025
Reposting the sign for my own benefit
Picture of The Meditations, book 6 mark 52. Not sure which translation. “You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you”.

Overlayed with the caption MARCUS ARELIUS HAS ALREADY RELEASED YOU FROM THE OBLIGATION TO HAVE A TAKE
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Visit Wakefield @visitwakefield.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tomorrow Wakefield will definitely invade Leeds, barring any major omens tonight.
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RIP Rod Liddle (lol) @samuraicop69.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Salt and pepper minute steak with thai-spiced mushroom and green pepper...thing i invented once to go with steak and home-made french fries. Washed down with 0% IPA
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Final trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
kermit on a scooter going to the left

"GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOM"kermit now going back the other way (image is flipped lol)

"LINE WAS TOO LONG"
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
LOL this also exactly me.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
came to post exactly this 👊
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Echo @echo262.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We got the dog a new bed.
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
True, but also more horrific
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John Towse @jntowse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Reminds me of this
Boat passing a lighthouse with a small. horizontal extension half way up voice from the boat “as far as I know it’s the only one with a bowling alley”
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 29/05/2026
As a human rights lawyer representing survivors of domestic and sexual violence for 15+ years, I've learned a hard truth. Women are not safe around men. This is a documented, data-driven, empirically supported fact our society has spent generations refusing to confront. Let's Address This.
qasimrashid.com
Women Are Not Safe Around Men
This is a fact. The data is unambiguous and the solutions exist. The only thing missing is the will to act.
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David Benedict @eggsbened.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Every interview with a tech CEO youtube.com/shorts/ZseOJ...
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Every interview with a tech CEO
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
why aren't you wearing a hat? on today of all days
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
always made me uneasy ngl
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Kiran Stacey @kiranstacey.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It was Bear Grylls
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greatbiglizard @greatbiglizard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Grew up there. For half the year is like living in an open air museum
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