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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩

@goolaini.bsky.social
215 followers 182 following 3.7K posts

I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions. AuDHD - queer - 41 Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)

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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 17h
I was a fool for hating on you, and The Sixth Sense in particular. This is the corniest script played dead serious
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 17h
Motherfucking Night Shyamalan
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 18h
Anyone else remember that smell of your lunch box after it was closed for a while
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Camp Miasma fan account @bearishtx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a Eurovision style song contest but it's for the songs people make up & sing to their pets
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Shen Yun dancers & acrobats are advertising another tour so it's time to say again that they are a propaganda wing of a weird far-right cult, their show claims that atheism and science are evil, they are homophobic and misogynistic and the performers are bullied and exploited. Don't buy tickets.
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does anyone else feel like their life is just waiting? Waiting for the next thing to happen.
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, Facebook, i would like to add the man who euthanized Bea to my Friends list
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SOMEONE BRING ME A SWEET TREAT, STAT
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there should be a number you can call if you feel weird
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 02/10/2026
It's October.
IASIP screencaps: Dennis and Mac setting up Charlie's online dating profile.

DENNIS: Alright, what are some of your likes?
CHARLIE: Ghouls.
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 10/03/2026
if this post gets 1 zillion likes my husband will get me a pony.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course my spin off idea for the sopranos was always christopha and pauly walnuts on a road trip across eqstern Europe hunting the Russian dude they lost in the woods.
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Dr. Pepper's Monster
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Head like a hole I got a hole You got a hole We all got holes
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When you're unable to work because of your health, but then work makes your stress skyrocket by demanding thorough paperwork from your doctor and a meeting to discuss why you're off
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
quarterly reminder
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
my mom let me watch Elvira: Mistress of the Dark when I was 7
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
that one scene in THE HOLY MOUNTAIN (1973)
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
unemployment insurance is done, still waiting on my medical records to apply for long term disability started new meds that are helping, increasing the dose in a few days ordered a 2-in-1 rollator/transport chair that will arrive on Sunday I'm scared to look at my bank statements
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That thing where the person thinks about it a bit and then says “hey man, you’re right, that’s no way to have fun” movies invented that, sorry.
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Rachel Ernst @rachelernst.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
An interesting phenomenon I've seen is men who will 100% risk friendships to argue about sports or movies but when it comes to dignity & safety of women & children will suddenly lose their voice. The skillset is there, but not being utilized for anything of value.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The reward for standing up to your social group is usually isolation and being told you’re a killjoy, I’m sorry to say.
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have to say it plainly: a lot of people—a lot of men—just don’t think that rape is very serious.
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel wrong again
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*sticks pinky out*
Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Giving myself a makeover
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Clown Makeup Transformation
Alt: Clown Makeup Transformation
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dug up a corpse again, and it said hello
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty sure Rats!Rats!Rats! Is deftones best display of technicality
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I Have Thoughts and I'm fighting not to text then to him
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Lincoln that nearly hit me this morning didn't "go rogue," the driver was just an idiot who wasn't paying attention. This is the same thing.
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
birthday party idea!
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the truth is we out here
Pictured: Scully and Mulder from X-Files squatting & looking off into the distance. The bisexual flag is their background.
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it is supposedly Hobbit Day? I did not know this when I wrote this poem about one of my partner's feet:
"if the word 'hobbit' appears, I'll backhand you"
(September 21, 2026)
I joke
about his 
hobbit feet
tho hairless,
the toes fan out
like scuba flippers
and a bulbous big toe 
separated by a gulf that
reminds me we're primates
he thinks "I miss your feet" is 
just me teasing but, much like the
smell of home, no one else has those feet

(author note: the text forms a triangle shape similar to the hobbit foot shape)
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"They were huge, Peggy...and heavy. Just these giant naturals..."
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was just looking and yeah! Lots of stuff I haven't seen, but a few I have. Even if I enjoyed the ones I have seen, I can understand your reasons for the rating
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You clearly love movies! I need to see what your 1 stars are
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
elderly man sitting in a chair reading, text says 
"we call them skeets here"
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So wild that they got Mitch McConnell to play the Vourdalak. Another politician going Hollywood, smdh
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe a tiny bit of improvement, but not much better overall. Like I generally don't need as long of a nap in the afternoon,, but I still need to lay down every 5 or 6 hours
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyday 🩷
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
9 months on disability leave...
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Add me to a random one 😂
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"What the fuck is 'fire work'?"
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩 @goolaini.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Its a good one!
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