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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner

@synthwhoa.bsky.social
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Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer. I write: appealingwords.wordpress.com I need money: ko-fi.com/synthwhoa

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1h
Oh God we reached 2000s nostalgia.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1h
If I were to get Fantasian: Neo Dimension, what would I want to get it for?
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1h
I would personally feel safer flying with a furry. But beyond that, you're in the "look at the freaks" cross hairs. If you're not the person they're targeting right now, you're the person they're targeting next. Unless you're a conservative Christian heterosexual cisgender man, they want you dead.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 17h
For the longest time I thought The Cutting Edge was a weird fever dream I had because it felt too dumb to exist.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 18h
Someone did a slop translation of a Doraemon game and what are even doing here.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do I tell my boss that the reason I don't like using Asana is that I find the unicorn patronizing?
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Todd fucked his wife.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Human Remains of the Day
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My elderly child came to visit.
A brown tabby cat with a pink nose and her tongue sticking very slightly out.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God do I want to get these things in navy too?
A bearded man in grey short-sleeve coveralls.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my bolder opinions is that I prefer restaurants and coffee shops with rude staff. If you can make it with rude staff, you KNOW that everything there is fire.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Will my sort-of coworker who is on Grindr figure out that we know each other?
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy for her
el patron mexican cocinala patrona cocina mexicana
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't wait to watch The Uprising so I can find out if it's actually about Robin Hood.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wasn't expecting Valkyrie Profile to be so vampire-focused.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was a real big year for HVAC vents in movies.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is likely a controversial opinion but every politician who pushes for funding for AI projects needs a forensic audit of all of their bank accounts.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I get *mildly heated* about some New Yorker showing up to express superiority for listening to pop country, it's because I live in a relatively rural province and am extremely familiar with the entire culture surrounding it. I shan't be lectured for rejecting bad music.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember the show where they just put a bunch of children in an abandoned set and told them to create a functioning town? And then one of them drank bleach?
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another case of "man this column is a weird thing to put in public where people can read it." To be clear, when I say I've never heard of this song, it's because I don't think I've ever listened to this song, but I have been in the mall so there's a chance it showed up.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tell me more.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wrote about The Informer (1935), but in a super gay way.
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A Random Movie: The Informer (1935)
I have a big list of movies, I use a random number generator, I use it to pick one and then I watch it. This time, we’ve got The Informer (1935). At the beginning of The Informer, Gypo Nolan (Victo…
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Boot thoughts: 8" boots are extremely annoying to take on and off but they're also hot so what is a boy to do?
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Puriteens: "Sex scenes aren't necessary." Jane Schoenbrun: "Oh my sweet summer children I'm about to change your life."
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Simplicity pattern for a Garfield costume. It's vaguely horny, with Garfield thinking "how can you resist this face."
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is wild how I will mention something that is basically normal in Canada and then an American I know will say "we don't get that" and talk about in their experience they just get stabbed or something. Cultural differences are weird.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On this whole interview coffee discourse: I don't handle hiring and we have too many inexplicable decorum rules in life, but also instead of bringing in a coffee you can usually expect somebody to offer you something.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright, 19 year old on Scruff who just sent me an ass pic with no hello: I specifically say in my Scruff profile I'm not interested in guys who could be my actual child. Are you just unable to read, perhaps?
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is an amazing set of things you couldn't beat out of me if they were true.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you're a strict top.
The screen of Final Fantasy Legend, with the text "Bum has resistance to SQUIRT. Nothing happened."
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The hot daddy bear across the street waved at me! And I was too shy to do anything but wave back. And I think he might have a lady in his life. But still!
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Lincoln that nearly hit me this morning didn't "go rogue," the driver was just an idiot who wasn't paying attention. This is the same thing.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't want to say what I do, but I did send someone this image in a professional capacity.
A really impressively crudely drawn box with a weird propeller-looking bow on it.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The patent drawing where an ad comes up and someone has to shout "McDonalds" to end it.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like the beginning of the Dragon Quest III remake where a big waterfall calls you an asshole.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Checkmate Christians, we have definitive proof your God is dead.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How DOES Facebook calculate the "people you may know" list? Because I'm getting a LOT of random Muslim dudes who have no mutual friends. And they all seem lovely but I definitely don't know them.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*Comes back to work to see a project being installed the opposite of how it should be.* Coworker, who was not involved in the project and doesn't work in the department: "They were installing it the opposite of how I thought they should so I fixed it ☺️" (Anyway now I have to fix it.)
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Anger Inside Out
Alt: Anger Inside Out, exploding with rage
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Widow's Bay character: "I don't usually invite myself over to men's houses." Me: "I do and it works out great!"
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"You have a great voice, you should have a podcast!" "But then you'd be yet another white man with a podcast." Coworkers discussing my voice. (I was on community radio today.)
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alright I'm not going to say which show gave me this thought, because it's actually good, but we need fewer panicky straight boy protagonists.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh I need a harness now, don't I? (This was $25 at a thrift store.)
A bearded man in an open leather vest and no shirt. You can see a Kirby tattoo.A bearded man in a closed leather vest, but still no shirt. He has a Godzilla tattoo.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's weird when a post breaks containment because it's always "these aren't the sexy weirdos I normally crave attention from."
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LISTEN TO THE SURPRISINGLY HORNY GOPHER!
A gopher named gus seductively leaning on a shovel in a pit. He's by a flag that reads "Always call 811 before you dig." He's also got a little hard hat with 811 on it. He's wearing only a vest and has come-hither eyes. Also I checked the image source and this is 11 years old so a real person made it, a real sexy person.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean in the '90s in rural Saskatchewan I both had the internet and knew Chinese people, but I suppose we were very cosmopolitan.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is RoboCop 3 for TRS-80 a good game? In hindsight, no. Was I a child who kept playing it over to the point where I can still hear the synth version of the RoboCop theme in my head? Yes. Did I ever get past the second level? No.
A screenshot of RoboCop 3 for TRS-80 where RoboCop is standing there getting shot at by a dude in a window. There's also a little guy.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have decided to consider Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep to be finished because I do not have the patience to go and find all of the doodads I need to unlock the final chapter. Mostly good game! The first bits of Terra's story kinda sucks and there's the whole "collect the doodads" thing...
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like how Birth By Sleep is a very stupid name but definitely not the worst name in this series.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't know much about Clear River Games but I respect that they're going through their SNES romset and finding all the RPGs.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm feeling really mentally awful right now, I've been feeling pretty bad about it all week, and I'm just being vague and typing that here because sometimes that makes me feel slightly better. I've already put a lot of my emotions into a word document.
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