Reposted by Goofy LouBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Cinema Sin #3492: the wife wasn’t actually miniature in real life, but was an illusion created by Hollywood magic 1940823
Reposted by Goofy Louderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/10/2025"Social unionism" meant the union did more than fight for better wages. It provided affordable housing, health benefits, and unemployment insurance. Since many garment workers were newly arrived immigrants, the union would also teach people English. 51979190
Reposted by Goofy LouDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 08/09/2025This is how Dracula would write if he was also a pedophile. 118718
Reposted by Goofy Lou🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/07/2025There is something very beautiful to me about the last time Hulk Hogan walked out on a pro wrestling show that he got booed so badly that they cancelled the rest of his appearances 1873387
Reposted by Goofy LouThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/06/2025This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’ttheonion.comThis War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’tGeorge W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more. 6970301471
Reposted by Goofy LouPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Ms. Rachel speaks for children in Gaza. But what message is she sending by failing to speak for conservatives who feel unwelcome on college campuses? We asked Chris Rufo. Tomorrow in the NYT 241305106
Reposted by Goofy LouSen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/05/2025this is better than when you hear a guy say "the dodgers haven't had a game where two players each got four extra-base hits since 2023" 31094
Reposted by Goofy LouOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8869107728434
Reposted by Goofy LouNashville Severe Weather @nashseverewx.com · 03/04/2025Atmosphere is recharged and ready for more rotating storms this afternoon and tonight. We are stuck on the wrong side of a stalled front ✅ instability ✅ shear and rotation ✅ storm fuel ✅ lift Hail, damaging straight line winds, tornado possible as approaching storms worsen ongoing flash flooding. 78313
Reposted by Goofy LouRSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 01/04/2025WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language. The results tell us a lot! Extracts below... 🧵 21048361333
Reposted by Goofy LouAbe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The Anti Defamation League is so right, if there’s one thing that makes me feel safe as a Jew, it’s people with unpopular political opinions getting abducted by the government 652937528
Reposted by Goofy Loujamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/02/2025the “make america healthy again” agenda appears to be an elaborate op conjured up by sentient strains of listeria and salmonella www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/u...nytimes.comFDA’s Food Safety Chief ResignsThe chief said the loss of critical employees overseeing the nation’s food supply made his work impossible. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the nation’s new health secretary, has pledged to gut the division. 545212385396
Reposted by Goofy LouKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 26/01/2025GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse ME IN 2025: ah, okay 5390642586
Reposted by Goofy LouBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 21/01/2025If your political opposition are Nazis and the bipartisanship is only one-way, then all you’re doing is collaborating with Nazis. Shouldn’t be a bragging point! You worms. 171340224
Reposted by Goofy LouKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde 8771201091
Reposted by Goofy LouRuth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too. 714253737457
Reposted by Goofy Louleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025where does the new york times even find these people 696263873505
Reposted by Goofy LouJeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 23/12/2024This is what Christmas is all about. 181023336
Reposted by Goofy LouWild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else 192214865046
Reposted by Goofy LouBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits 338101211153
Reposted by Goofy LouPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2024FaceTime sex with RFK Jr would be indistinguishable from jacking off to a Conner O’Malley video 39512
Reposted by Goofy Louslacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 19/09/2024Bon Jovi: We're halfway there Mal Jovi: We're halfway from the start 421838
Reposted by Goofy LouBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2024Some breaking news on this Saturday night: Pee pee, and we’re also learning, poo poo. 2835823
Reposted by Goofy LouRenee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 14/08/2024How it started | How it’s going (3 seconds later) 502632675
Reposted by Goofy LouRad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 08/05/2024RFK Jr, 1962 111418
Reposted by Goofy LouOld Fashioned Bologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 05/04/2024COME WIT IT NOW 331508368
Reposted by Goofy LouAlan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 02/04/2024RIP, Joe Flaherty, one of the best to ever do it in sketch, on SCTV, and then so funny as Mr. Weir on Freaks and Geeks, you could see Linda Cardellini & John Francis Daley struggling to stay in character on what must have been the most usable takes. (Imagine how hard they laughed in the others.) 1/2 361037274
Reposted by Goofy Loulibby watson @libbycwatson.com · 20/01/2024fun fact: the swamp syrup is shrek’s cum. pillsbury milked shrek for hours per day to produce these waffles! and all agreed the tasty reward was worth it 7839
Reposted by Goofy Louvrunt @vrunt.social · 21/10/2023“this device, when worn, allows the user to detect the presence of a frankenstein monster, or frankenstein monsters plural. but your gift is cool too. ‘myrrh’ was it?” 513127
Reposted by Goofy Lousoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2023every red hot chili peppers lyric is either like “scooby doo, wowie zowie bop bop!” or “my horny ass will be found dead in the state of california” 843668
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