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GoofyGemini

@goofygemini.bsky.social
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Canucks fan, Bluesky creeper

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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 13h
10 games in a row now, including last years playoffs
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 11h
He wanted to be Darth Vader 🎃
Tortoise in a flower crown
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 19h
Goodnight
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21h
I might start unironically calling him Gavin Newscum
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20h
(waggling my eyebrows sexily at Washington State and California)
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 10/10/2026
This article offers half a dozen reasons why people have stopped having friends and family over, but it ignores the fact that the women who planned parties and kept homes tidy enough for unplanned guests are now working for pay full-time (usually more than 9-5). www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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The dreadful decline of hosting at home: ‘I feel shame any time a friend comes over’
It used to be quite normal to pop next door for a coffee or invite friends over for dinner. But not any more. What’s behind this change – and just how damaging is it?
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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david @dsportsandbrems.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this year's Denali Puppy Cam stream is over long live the stream
screengrab from Denali Puppy Cam at 2:03p on 9 October 2026 - a ranger is holding one puppy near the camera, and the puppy is watching as the other three puppies are gobbling up kibble being scattered by a ranger laying on the ground with a whiteboard reading "HELP! puppies are taking over," meanwhile another ranger holds a whiteboard into the frame reading "Take me to the kibble!"screengrab from Denali Puppy Cam at 2:03p on 9 October 2026 - a ranger is holding one puppy's face near the camera as the other three puppies are gobbling up kibble being scattered by a ranger laying on the ground with a whiteboard reading "HELP! puppies are taking over," meanwhile another ranger holds a whiteboard into the frame reading "Show me the kib!"
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He knows it's him.
An orange kitten named Vincent Purrice sitting right behind his adoption notice.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 10/10/2026
I married her
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dislike being earnest, but the only answer I know of to the onslaught of dystopian and apocalyptic news is love. Foster a dog, plant some flowers, call up a friend you haven’t talked to in too long, try to be kind. This isn’t easy, it’s difficult—that’s the message of every religion I’m aware of.
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GoofyGemini @goofygemini.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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GoofyGemini @goofygemini.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just poured myself a mega pint of wine
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chat, can I go as Susan Dell for Halloween or is that not ok?
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Livestreaming an execution is basically copying ISIS
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Freaks. Sick.
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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well I just logged on but I think that's enough for today
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday
Michael Tracey: “Go fuck yourself”

Jared: “Buddy I would rather drive off a bridge than live the life you make for yourself”
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Yikes for the NDP in the new poll just put out today by Mainstreet Research: Conservatives: 45% NDP: 37% Greens: 11% OneBC: 6% CentreBC: 1% That’s the highest number we’ve seen for the Conservatives, but within the margin of error of polls last week. Anger over snap call not subsiding.
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André Picard @picardonhealth @picardonhealth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s well past time for Catholic hospitals to be secularized. Medicare needs to end its uncomfortable affiliation with religious institutions that routinely deny patients essential care, by @picardonhealth.bsky.social www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti... via @theglobeandmail.com
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Opinion: It’s well past time for Catholic hospitals to be secularized
Religion does have a place in health care, but only when it applies to respecting rights, not denying them
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Patricia Campbell @patriciacampbell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hear hear👏👏 ALL OF THIS👇
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Daniel Wagner @passittobulis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Over 20 years after it went off the air, Sports Page is making its return. dailyhive.com/vancouver/sc...
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Scott Rintoul is helping to revive 'Sports Page' in a new form | Daily Hive | Offside
"Sports Page" was one of the most innovative and influential sports shows on television. Now, a broadcaster wants to bring it back.
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sturgeon Carl Ray ~ Anishinaabe 1975
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Brian Hawkins @brianhawkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still an hour left (east coast time) to make this a triple crown
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Jim Bakker, Televangelist and PTL Founder, Dies at 86, Wife Lori Bakker Announces - Charisma Magazine Online
Jim Bakker, televangelist and PTL founder, has died at 86, his wife Lori Bakker announced recently on social media.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 06/10/2026
CBC News now projecting a minority PQ government.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 06/10/2026
PQ now leading or elected in 59 seats, looks like that majority is slipping away. Gotta wonder how much that last minute bombshell about proposed talks with the USA played a role. montrealgazette.com/quebec-elect...
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PQ sought meeting with U.S. officials in Washington, State Department says
The encounter was set for early March but was cancelled as the U.S. became embroiled in the Iran war.
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poor Péquistes, now that they’re officially a minority, they’ll have to discriminate against themselves
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vile.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a great way to light your reputation on fire
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
100%
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Life Is Amazing publisher @lifeisamazing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This thread. Excellent.
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RGBAtlantica 🇨🇦 @ratlantica.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Canada Alert: 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 U.S. Border Czar Plans Tougher Border Checks For Canadian Travellers Expect longer delays, longer inspections of your car, examining your phone, social media comments and contacts. www.thetravel.com/us-border-cz...
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U.S. Border Czar Plans Tougher Border Checks For Canadian Travelers
He said that with the southern border secure, the focus is shifting north.
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Mr. Roybot 👺 @misterroybot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why am I just now finding out that Rachel Dolezal is still out here cosplaying as a Black woman? I won’t say what her new name is because I refuse to give her publicity but she hasn’t learned a goddamn thing
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Andrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 03/10/2026
*goose meme* mouthpiece for who? Mouthpiece for who!?
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Jean-Philippe Michaud @michaudjp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
💣
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sheeeeesh
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because he’s calling her bluff and she knows it.
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re like me and close your eyes exhausted every night only to bolt awake 15 minutes later stressed about everything that’s happening in the world or that you need to get done, this technique so far (🤞) has been working for me I actually fell asleep normally last night, I wanted to cry
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Cognitive shuffling: The micro-dreaming game that helps you sleep
For over a decade, this image-based technique has helped people switch off their busy brains and fall asleep at night. How exactly does it play upon the mind?
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
put another dime in the jukebox, baby
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Dr Lindsay Tedds @lindsaytedds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last summer, I spotted a roof rat three times in our backyard in Calgary. The Rat Control guy (who looked exactly like Adam Driver) took me seriously because I called it a roof rat that what we would have in BC urban areas. We never caught it and he assumed it likely hitched a ride from BC.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we are truly living in the dumbest timeline
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San Diego State football team dealing with mumps outbreak
San Diego State's football team is dealing with a mumps outbreak as it prepares for Saturday's Pac-12 opener against Texas State.
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the "Pacific Link" pipeline, the ball is now squarely in the oil and gas industry's court. If the project fails, they won't be able to blame Ottawa for their own refusal to fill it. I suspect that was the prime minister's plan all along. #cdnpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2026/10/02/o...
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Canada’s pipeline politicking is about to collide with economic reality
The ball for the west coast oil pipeline — sorry, the "Pacific Link" — is now fully in the oil and gas industry's court. One big question remains: are they actually willing to fill it?
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly. This is a excellent "put up or shut up" moment for that industry. And a big stare down at danielle smith - and anyone else whining that Ottawa is sniffling Alberta oil.
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i don't have a lot of interest in basketball but i DO have interest in being a hater
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