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RobotSausage

@robotsausage.bsky.social
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I cycle everywhere. #RedDeer #Alberta is the perfect city for it. You can't stop me from playing Minecraft. Trusted rank on Froobworld, resident for 2 years now. No swear word is off limits. Sorry.

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Blue Turquoise @bluet-urquoise.bsky.social · 9h
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 8h
Exactly 💯
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21h
Jimmy Kimmel nails it. 🔨
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 22h
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 22h
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 19h
Maybe Dubai will surprise us. Isn't that in a country that still chops off the appendage that committed the crime? I can never keep track.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because of course he worked for #wellsfargo.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alright, one more for the trifecta. Anyone interested in joining them? Maybe someone who had similar interests?
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's why no decent family should consider travel to the US.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hehe, trump's dislike of electric cars coupled with the bungling of the middle east is "fuelling" sales of EVs. Amusing.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha, don't tell any of them about #TedLasso.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck, the people working there couldn't tell the difference between a sausage mcmuffin and an egg mcmuffin. So many times. Then corporate headquarters had the audacity to troll me by mail with opposite coupon. Proudly have not gone back for nearly 6 years now. Never will return. #FuckMcDonalds
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a bit to unpack here. First, people vote in a particular provincial political party to DO that job. Second, what the fuck does that mean? Being sovereign within a country? What? lol. Third, we're being asked to stand up for a "stronger Alberta." We will, #daniellesmith. When you leave.
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Susan Park @susanpark60.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m so confused. On the one hand, Trump says this is the greatest economy ever. On the other hand, Trump says blame Joe Biden for our economy. 🤔 🤨
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What do Americans expect from a grown-ass adult who still answers to "tommy"?
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only they can defeat #Iran. Send them now. No training necessary as they already know how to do everything. Just ask their dad.
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Darla @darlastephen2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Since we’re obviously getting rid of the separation of church and state THEN MAKE CHURCHES PAY TAXES THEN! Pay up or shut up!
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elias "trolley tracks" Pettersson, ladies and gents. Fun start to this season. #EmbraceTheChaos #Canucks youtube.com/shorts/7eFHy...
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Must-watch sequence. 😤
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After the #Canucks drafted #EliasPettersson, and he put up historic numbers in the SHL, I thought, "man, if this kid packs on some weight he'll be the next Forsberg." His career has NOT gone that way, other than the 100pts season. But he's leading the NHL in hits 3 games in. Beef up and he's scary.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm starting to think her original name was michael.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It'll be decades before world travelers trust USA again. Fucking decades
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I probably won't be alive by the time things are back to the way they were.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are a lot of #fuckyou glances in this clip. lol
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly. This is a excellent "put up or shut up" moment for that industry. And a big stare down at danielle smith - and anyone else whining that Ottawa is sniffling Alberta oil.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Old people also have guns, mike. Careful out there. *WINK*
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This this the chiron I'm seeing. @sportsnetspec.bsky.social gets it. #oilers #Canucks
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who had the #Canucks at 13 goals into their first two games of the season. Congrats on your new yacht!
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know what 8-2 looked like. It was ugly. But 9-7 is fucking embarrassing for the #Oilers. Let's tell it like it is. They struggled to beat a rebuild team because of their own goaltending. Trade a big peace for a goalie. Or say bye bye to generational players. I hope that happens.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Canucks will lose tonight but the real loser will be the supposed playoff team that let in 12 goals in 2 games against the rebuild team. #embarrassing
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're just asking questions.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tax. The. Church.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Make sure she never, ever forgets. Every day that you can.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And don't think we didn't notice you as well, #senatorkennedy. You insincere, basic meat whistle.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm wheezing. How 'bout them #Oilers?
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How to change #Arrmca, as an outsider: Using social media, teach #Americans about #UBI. Get that idea into their heads. That's how it starts. For the good of everyone. That is the only way "AI" can take over regular jobs without collapsing the economy. The only fucking way.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Smart Americans should, if they can, just leave America. It's over. I'm sorry. It was a good run. Kinda. Canada has room for those who understand how the world works. And probably other countries, if your skills fit their needs. Pull the rip cord. Land somewhere modern. And then relax.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He had all afternoon and this is the best he could come up with. Great ratio!
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When it happens, we are most likely going to be told he was found in his bed. I would hope that it hurt. You know, that he suffered. Struggled. Gasped for air in vain. But the end goal is that he stops fucking talking. And the head of the snake is finally omitted from its own political body.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The sign being used in stores across Canada, thanks to Trump. =====================
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
May this be the receipt that haunts him for the rest of his shitty, miserable fraudulent life. #Schmitthead
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weird timeline.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a great idea but it will take at least a generation to help the US get pulled out of the fire. Gotta start somewhere I guess. Weird that America learned nothing over 250 years.
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