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Goobsausage

@goobsausage.bsky.social
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Born in 1989. Media and theme park enthusiast. He/Him.

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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 17h
We had a good thing, you son of a bitch! We had an emulator. We had ISOs. We had PSSPP on PC + Phone and it all ran like clockwork. You could’ve shut your mouth, and gotten as much social clout as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You and your Claude and your Slop!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10h
a giant pop tart holds a sign saying “dreams really do come true” as it’s lowered into a toaster (yes it’s weird and no you don’t have to be high)
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 11h
Thank you for watching the entire video <3
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
kids media in the 90s was fucking wild compared to now I firmly believe that we currently have worse children’s media because everyone is so worried about whether it’s appropriate for children it needs to be just a little bit inappropriate or else the kids will smell the “good for you” and run
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I *am* Samuel, whether you like it or not.
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 03/10/2026
Tbh if you use AI in retro games you're just a sad clout chaser
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
32 years of the biggest seed bell you have… no, that’s too big. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.
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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 03/10/2026
Our standards for commodified Beasts used to be so much higher. Fucking enshittification is ruining everything.
A vintage Donkey Kong Country “THE BEAST IS BACK!” promotional pin from 1994.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.”
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Christie J.🏳️‍⚧️ The Wives Anarchy @theanarchristie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you’re wondering what the state of TCGs are in 2026: some dude wanted to know if I could go back into a microcenter to buy him a MTG booster box after he got his 1 for the day. ( I did not)
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/10/2026
What a frustratingly written article. Chips are incomplete components that require incorporation into a complete part, like a GPU or a CPU or a motherboard. Amazon isn't "offloading chips," it's using a convoluted scheme to offload *entire servers.*
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Amazon seeks to offload $8 billion of Nvidia chips to investors, FT reports
Amazon is seeking to offload about $8 billion of advanced ​Nvidia chips to investors through a new ‌vehicle to strengthen its balance sheet, the Financial Times reported on Friday, citing people famil...
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MtH @ezfollowers.xyz · 01/10/2026
this but like for real. if you need video editors YTPers know every trick in the book plus they have amazing comedic timing. they will probably make you funnier.
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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 01/10/2026
Update
Mario Kart Tour's loading screen, now with a Spirit Halloween banner across the logo. 

The loading screen image is from the Halloween 2022 Tour, depicting Mario (Halloween), Peach (Halloween), Waluigi (Vampire), and King Boo (Luigi's Mansion) all racing on a Boo boardwalk course.
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love this image
Edited comic strip depicting Young Batman riding his Bat-Bike past a group of three youths. Dialogue from the youths reads:

"Looks like Young Batman is out on another adventure!"

"AND he believes everything that WE believe, politically!"

A caption then reads:

"Read on for the most profound anti-police state text ever put to print!"
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One time on TikTok I said that the ethos of the sopranos is ultimately conservative and a bunch of ppl got mad at me and I think it’s bc there are no longer any dominant schools of conservative thought that aren’t overtly racist and authoritarian so people under like 30 had no clue what I meant
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A sincere belief in personal responsibility as equally applying to everyone, and not just as a racist euphemism, is totally unrecognizable as “conservative”
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best analogy for the critique expressed by the sopranos is probably Christopher Lasch I guess. I don’t agree w him but it’s a great frame for character driven fiction
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People forget that there was a time when it was theoretically possible to be right wing and just support policies that produced racial inequality, rather than individually being a klan member
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they ask me all the time if ive ever done something real bad. ill tell you. im the one funding new episodes of the simpsons
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
INFLUENCOR, the new Cobra emperor cloned from the dna of the 12 greatest YouTubers.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leopards have been absolutely feasting on South Texas faces for the last two years. The lady in the lede's brother got deported by the guy she voted for. I personally would not have voted for such a person, but that's me! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...
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Hispanic Voters on the Texas Border Have Soured on Trump
In 2024, these voters were an essential part of the winning Republican coalition. Now, many feel abandoned and furious, complicating the party’s chances in November.
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The level at which the average voter will bark like a happy seal over cheap superficial patriotic and religious symbolism never ceases to amaze me (and I grew up in Wichita Falls, where half of the people I know can barely walk upright). No way can we continue as a country.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
soulslikes are not 3d metroidvanias, they are zeldas for tweakers who can no longer handle puzzles
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SUDA51 @sssuda51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEXT FUCKING ADVENTURE.
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Goobsausage @goobsausage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll wait for it* on Tubi. * anything
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vincent D'Onofrio kindly but firmly dunked on Gamergate loser Geralt of Goonia about God of War: Laufey and Deborah Ann Woll
Mouse telling the crew Morpheus is fighting Neo
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Viewers in pre-screenings of Disney's remake of Darby O'Gill and the Little People have called the movie "The greatest plight on the Irish since England"
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) 🐋🌺
Whalefall (2026) poster
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brad Bird says it took him 30 years to make Ray Gunn because he was trying to finish reading Atlas Shrugged (Source: tinyurl.com/6x2ny3d3)
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jon arbuckle in "garfield and friends" looks horrified into a house from a window. behind him is Mister Sickos by famed onion cartoonist Kelly, also looking in with sick glee.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 26/09/2026
I don't know if the movie is good, but if all the billionaires are colluding to make sure nobody watches it, I'll signal boost this for now. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sold out
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Drastic Actions @drasticactions.dev · 25/09/2026
Claude code sucked me off???
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Which Kingdom Hearts is this
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need folks who are always posting, "Why does Texas vote the way it does???" to pay attention to stuff like this.
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Goobsausage @goobsausage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me when I see a Bojangles.
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Sega CD Pride Month @32mbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
toot toot sonic warrior
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026
These two movies being listed right next to each other really is a great showcase of the amount of variety you can find streaming on Tubi
Posters for The Amazing Bulk and House
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