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Regina George Gervin

@goneril.bsky.social
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Sports. Knitting. Language. Wisecracks. Pie.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man, when BMW says "that's too fascist for us"
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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only Charlotte Smith more days til college basketball is back
Charlotte Smith, no. 23, North Carolina
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
POV women’s sports are the main attraction
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char 👻 @accxrdingtochar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
naz hillmon doing the splits while her michigan teammates point and cheer. every has laser eyes.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gary Busey fucked a *whole* lotta rich guys' wives
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if i were a padres fan and watched those two gut-destroying baseball games i legit would consider calling out of work tomorrow
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jury. Nullification.
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're naming "Football Game Clock" the Time Magazine Person of the Year
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hitting the PENALTY button in Texas/Tennessee like the airhorn button in a reggaeton song
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry, I love all of God's creatures, but I block the talking pet accounts on sight. One "hooman" and you're cut from the timeline
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/09/2026
I keep repeating this fun fact to people while they stare at me with feigned interest: “helicopter” is a compound word, but probably not in the way you think! it’s made up of “helico” as in, “spiral,” from the Greek “helix” and “pter” as in “wing,” like in pterodactyl!!
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok the joke is no longer a joke, this rules
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sports app
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
so what are we replacing HOMES with to remember the Great Lakes? SHAME feels too on the nose but it’s the easiest one
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 30/08/2026
Davis Warren now has 252 yards passing, which is more than FOUR TIMES as many passing yards as he had when he led Michigan to a 13-10 victory of the Ohio State Buckeyes in Columbus, Ohio, in November 2024
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 28/08/2026
One night into the college football season, and Division I has lost three games to Division II and one to the NAIA. This raises serious concerns about Ohio State's strength of schedule
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
we walked into my cousin’s wedding this evening and immediately saw three men in matching straw cowboy hats. this meant that later in the evening, when they did a choreographed line dance for us, I got to teach everyone I’m related to what “Chekhov’s gun” means it did, in fact, pay off in Act III!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There is a certain type of bad guy whose main contribution is sowing confusion between good and bad by failing to understand things that are easily understood.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this is what men look like in this shoe color
Four men. Three of them are wearing bright reddish orange shoes. Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck from Duck Tales. They have bright orange feet.
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think like 83% of the male loneliness crisis is just James Carville
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Saying “Christo-fascism” is like saying “Lemon Lime Mountain Dew”. “Christo” is the original flavor!
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Dan Smith @dlsmith.dev · 31/07/2026
Donald Sterling would still own the Clippers if his scandal broke in 2025 instead of 2014.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026
Jason Kapono walked so LeBron could run

Picture shows JK in Cavs, Heat, Lakers, 76ers jerseys
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Does LeBron have one of these? I don't think so...
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Tigers are the second team since 1900 to score in every inning they batted and not allow a run in that game, joining: Pirates on 9/6/1935 vs Brooklyn Dodgers h/t @EliasSports
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Homer (not a real person, wrote about inscrutable Mediterranean culture) was the Elena Ferrante of his day
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Garnet Henderson @garnethenderson.com · 26/07/2026
@susanrinkunas.com on the latest instance of a problem I've heard about time and again: When abortion clinic staff and volunteers experience threats and harassment, they're often afraid to call police because a. cops make everyone less safe and b. they're often on anti-abortion activists' side
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 24/07/2026
We found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb. 2025)
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Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did
Since Texas banned abortion, no one has studied the statewide effects on pregnant women experiencing complications. Here’s how we sifted through data on millions of pregnancy hospitalizations and anal...
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Regina George Gervin @goneril.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Spelling Bee back on its bullshit
Five caryatids against a background of clear blue sky. Caryatids, which is too a word.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 15/07/2026
nyc giving out free KN95s at these public libraries (for the wildfire smoke on its way, but like, let’s do this all the time) www.nyc.gov/site/em/abou...
FREE MASKS
AVAILABLE AT DISTRIBUTION
LOCATIONS
To protect the health of New Yorkers, especially those at greatest risk, free KN95 masks are available at public library branches across the five boroughs. These include Brooklyn Public Library and Queens Public Library locations, as well as the following New York Public Library branches: St. George Library Center in Staten Island, the Bronx Library Center in the Bronx, and the Stavros Niarchos Foundation Library (the main branch) in Manhattan. Emergency Management is working to expand availability at additional distribution sites and will announce further locations if air quality worsens.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
To Democrats and their eulogies: If you say that democracy is under attack by the Republican Party—and it is—and you say that the Republican Party represents an authoritarian threat—and it does—then civility and comity have already been murdered, and shows of comity are utterly incoherent.
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Denis - The COVID Info Guy @thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A new name doesn't change the virus. It's still SARS-CoV-2, and it's still dangerous. Source: x.com/keetmuise/st...
A screenshot of a social media post by user Keith (@keetmuise) dated July 12, 2026.
The text of the post reads:
"Let’s look at the name changes Covid has gone through since 2020.
SARS Cov2 to Covid19.
Covid19 to “the Coronavirus”.
Coronavirus to Covid.
Covid to Mild
Mild to “or flu-like illness”
Or “brief and sudden illness”
It will remain SARS Cov2, and it will remain dangerous no matter what name it’s given."
The post shows it has received 4,687 views.
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 11/07/2026
"Suburbs" is an amazingly bad translation of "banlieue" which almost completely fails to capture Mbappé's point here.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 09/07/2026
So many classic Pirate moments in my life but pulling a guy with a perfect game after six innings and 77 pitches so that some complete loser can give up the game-winning homer to a catcher you traded for a DFA'd reliever three weeks ago is just perfect. Nobody does it like these guys
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
my dream america looks a lot like the "one billion americans" thing yglesias briefly pushed. vastly more people, with many more cities as big as new york and los angeles, all inked together by bullet trains
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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Augustus Gloop drinking out of the chocolate river in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory during the pausa de hidratación
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the third time a rooster will crow
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde wins the World Cup in the round of 32, 2-3 to Argentina
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Roopika Risam @roopikarisam.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
An excellent use case for why people really need to be able to define “AI” and recognize it’s an umbrella term, not a synonym for heavyweight commercial LLMs/frontier models.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
To repeat myself, Cassidy is going to burn in hell. But if he wants to shank every motherfucker on the way down, I ain’t gonna complain.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/06/2026
Draw, men
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The nobility of a shitty photoshop or a run of D+ jokes deserves better than someone googling “what if Joe Rogan was ventriloquist doll to Trump who is overweight”
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bluesky asserting 😆 as the default laugh react as opposed to the traditional 😂 is a hugely consequential paradigm shift
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Any dude whining about "HR ladies" on the Platner front is a dude it's not safe to be alone in an elevator with
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you get packed by Kornet on the break you have to retire
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